Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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There's a joke about him being a "pussy" in there somewhere...

(sorry, spending too much time in the nonce, yaniv, forum)
 
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WonderWino said:
I'd laugh my ass off if he actually got stupid enough to go to the cops, only to have them pull security footage from one of the cameras in the area he's always going on about being all over the place that shows lucas himself putting the sign up, and him getting in shit from the cops and a big fine for falsely filing a police report
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I'd just laugh at Lucas's oblivious hypocrisy to it all.

"Officer! Officer! I was going around town putting up signs near high schools looking for fecund young baes to impregnate, then this evil agephobic bigot troll Klickitat put up his sign that says "Klickitat was here!" over my Gen-Z zygote age gap love sign!" Lucas screams as he waddles up to a traffic cop holding the crumpled sign.
Gaear Grimsrud said:
Nobody enjoys being around you, Lucas.

The people who get near you are other bums taking advantage of how freely you give your shit away, or internet clout chasers who want to milk the cow.

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"I've given away thousands of dollars from my EBT card"
"I've given away thousands of dollars from [someone else's money]"

Also a comedian's job is to tell funny jokes, not to fist teenage girls with MRSA hands.
mothman96 said:
The Freak dangling bait he's going to be a wealthy board game designer.

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Yeah Lucas, you would have to make an actually fun game that people want to play - not something that Colin Robinson would use as a draining tactic.

I would bet a good chunk of the prediction for board game growth can be attributed to expansion packs and other forms of additional content; wherein once you can get a number of players hooked enough on a given game, you can also get them to buy an extra set of board tiles or playing cards.
Likewise, board game culture also benefits from social movement and interaction. I.E., someone gets a fun game in college, then the people who played it with them all graduate/move on, but still want to play so they end up getting it for themselves, which then creates more exposure and more people who want to bring the game into their new circles.

Lucas will never have this because, while his games are entertaining to laugh at as concepts and see what insanity pours from his brain onto cardboard, they wouldn't actually be fun to play AND he has no actual social circle beyond other hobos who laugh at him and junkies who steal his stuff.
Although, it would be funny if Lucas managed to get "Dance of the Telomeres" into an actual board game, just to play with Isik and a trio of zoomer baes, only to get utterly BTFO'd at his own board game by Isik who then "swoops" all three zoomer baes while Lucas is left bitterly crying as he picks up the pieces to his own stupid game.
 
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That Outcast Autists video reminded me of something about Lucas and his videos I hadn't thought of in a while. Whenever I see Lucas being filmed by someone else, I'm somehow shocked at how old and feeble he looks when you can see his whole body and how shitty his mobility is.

He looks cartoonishly top heavy in them. The combo of his blonde/gray hair + grease from not washing it makes him look even older.

Side note - Lucas would be so easy to beat up. One blow to his lower half and he'd crumble. Then you could just curb stomp that giant pumpkin head of his.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"I've given away thousands of dollars from my EBT card"
"I've given away thousands of dollars from [someone else's money]"
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I love how he keeps bragging about how he gives away his EBT.

YOU'RE,NOT,SUPPOSED,TO,DO,THAT.

It's to help you survive. It's not meant to be traded away in exchange for social acceptance that you're not gonna get anyway.
 
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AnOminous said:
So what's the deal with him seemingly looking a bit better groomed and as if he possibly got a haircut and beard trim?
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Agreed. I thought he looked showered and cleaned up in these latest videos because of the 20k views from r/cringe. He thinks he has a lot of eyes on him right now. Gotta clean up and impress all the gen z hotties who are checking out his comedic stylings on youtube. Maybe this will be his lucky day!

(Cue a week from now when he is crying again because no one loves him.)
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
I love how he keeps bragging about how he gives away his EBT.

YOU'RE,NOT,SUPPOSED,TO,DO,THAT.

It's to help you survive. It's not meant to be traded away in exchange for social acceptance that you're not gonna get anyway.
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People have reported it and they just don't care. Lucas now only gets a few a month till his current flop house kicks him out they take most all of it.

Even when Lucas gets EBT or money it's all spent part of his insane dating ritual showing off and it's always food based just like his clinkerniggers or Churchill's.

He blew his stimy checks. As someone who's gonna be life long transient/homeless a tent warm clothes and good back pack sub 500 bucks that's less than our smallest stimulus check. He wasted it all. He tried to look cool renting a room ran out of cash and scammed a pizza. Then back to under a bridge.

Lucas is on his high horse because the video and deeply I think he's lonely so he's happy to interact, aside screaming at a Korean knock off cell phone.

This won't last and angry Lucas will be back.
 
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WonderWino said:
I'd laugh my ass off if he actually got stupid enough to go to the cops, only to have them pull security footage from one of the cameras in the area he's always going on about being all over the place that shows lucas himself putting the sign up, and him getting in shit from the cops and a big fine for falsely filing a police report
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If we ID'd the intersection, could a more industrious Kiwi than myself FOIA the footage regardless?
WhiskerBiscuit said:
Okay Lucas, since you read this thread, here are all the reasons why Gen Z women (or any woman) would not date Lucas that are not related to any bigotry.

- domestic violence history
- continued arrests
- lazy
- horrible health/diet/self care
- unable to take responsibility for yourself (no self-reliance)
- objectifies women
- creepy behaviors
- cringe
- narcissistic, self-centered
- entitled
- offensive and racist
- disgusting way of eating
- openly farts and belches
- gross body and greasy hair
- smells
- has no friends
- treats women like objects meant to heal him
- vulgar sexual descriptions induce vomiting
- racist
- cannot accept any critical feedback
- dishonest
- doesn’t finish anything he starts
- completely unable to self-reflect
- manipulative
- physically aggressive and uncontrolled
- emotionally needy
- cannot cope with anyone disagreeing
- hypocritical and contradictory
- refuses to learn from mistakes
- incel
- can’t maintain relationships with family
- transactionalist view of relationships
- irresponsible
- inconsiderate
- immature
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This should roll like credits at the end of every Klickitat video. Of course, being at the end, he might not see it, so it should be a standalone as well.
klickitat said:
Probably not, considering there's a video still up on his channel where he basically says "pee hole" when he means vagina.
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Link?
 
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Lucas trying to link himself into the board game industry and it's "proof" he's rich is absurd. I used an ATM today. I'm now part of the bank system and worth billions!

If he had any clue he'd understand that's over everything in industry not just one dude with mad scrabble money. Granted with price of GW minis perhaps a single guardsman army cost could also pay national debt off.

Really Lucas, you've done it way before so go back brag you're on welfare and how big an industry that is. Start of the thread he used to brag he was an economic grower using tard bux. Irony programs like that tend to get megacorps rich. But that's another story for another day. Just pointing out Lucas as always is wrong and fat. Very fat. Getting fatter too.
 
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Particle Bored said:
If we ID'd the intersection, could a more industrious Kiwi than myself FOIA the footage regardless?

This should roll like credits at the end of every Klickitat video. Of course, being at the end, he might not see it, so it should be a standalone as well.

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Offhand i don't have it, but it's called something like "come to long telomere daddy" on his channel.
 
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this podcast showed some clips of Lucas before I think, but today they showed a more recent video of his (about 48 minutes in). I dont think they have any idea how crazy or retarded Lucas is, only just scratched the surface
 
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