Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas is struggling for breath within 10 seconds of walking. He should be medically cleared from wearing his virtue signaling masks.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Lucas is struggling for breath within 10 seconds of walking. He should be medically cleared from wearing his virtue signaling masks.

Walking and talking at the same time is too taxing for him. It happens when you're carrying over 100 lbs of excess weight.

You're right, he should be cleared of wearing masks. Instead his doctor should mandate that he stay 15 feet away from everyone at all times. Works out best for everyone.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Generation Z vs. Millennials: "Nigga" Ass Irrelevance

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Back to talking about his favorite word again.

And it looks like he picked at his zit even more, because it's bleeding now.

Also, looks like they washed his mask with white clothes because it's covered with white lint. Just another little hilarious detail to make him look disgusting. Of course, he could invest $1 in a sticky roller, but he won't.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas is struggling for breath within 10 seconds of walking. He should be medically cleared from wearing his virtue signaling masks.

Nobody is mocking "age gap love", they're mocking Lucas.

...and they don't want to hear Lucas talk about wanting to fuck a 16 year old.

Not surprising he can't tell the difference.

Also he missed the point of the Police song which was less about her being half his age and more him being her high school teacher, which, regardless of her age, is inappropriate because of the power imbalance.
There's also the strong implication that it's not just because she's a student but also because she's underage as well.

Shocker that he missed that and thinks the song is somehow about how bigoted people are against "age gap love".

 

[Neko GF]

Spoiler: I'm a Leftist (1080p)

This flashes through my head anytime Lucas brings up any political issues he thinks is popular with Gen Z.

Spoiler: They Mock Age Gap Love (1080p)

Spoiler: Generation Z vs. Millennials: "Nigga" Ass Irrelevance (1080p)

 

[Twrx]

He spouts off all this moralistic holier than though bullshit when he thinks it'll help him, in between saying how he should be allowed to say nigga, all the while with a completely amerocentric view point. For someone who has repeatedly mentioned how he hates the US, he certainly fails to realize the world isn't like the states, at all.

 

[Wernology]

I think tonight's video will have a title almost guaranteed to piss Lucas off: "White Privilege With The Wern".

He's on a kick about bAd WoRdS again, and that's almost a surefire way to needle the fatty a little.

LOL "We shouldn't focus on HIS or HERS or THEMS".

Their, Lucas, the word you're looking for is their.

Or just them.

Edit: Lucas in the chat!

PART 2 #Lucaswerner #earjuice guess Appearance #RachelDolezal

Outcast Owls Live: With your host Skeletor ThaGod and 24 EyeS !This channel is bringing the entertainment heat in all forms and is not suitable for the weak-...

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[Twrx]

This fucking tub of lard seriously said they can't push away from the food. He talks about them trying to be cool, all while he constantly looked at urban dictionary, so he could find zoomer slang that he thinks would help him get a bae. And all this shit he says isn't cool, is every single thing he does non fucking stop.

The Fake Cool Generation Z

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Post in thread 'Lucas Werner' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lucas-werner.17234/post-6235201

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He says that everything American society has ever done is bullshit that needs to go away.

Please, tell us how to correct our folly, Mr. I've Lived For 41 Years And Have Absolutely Nothing To Show For It,

 

[Bassomatic]

Same government that is paying his bills (mind you he thinks he's so great he deserves us working for him..yet for the little guy).
Same government who won't put him in section 8 because he's too stupid to live alone on free money.
Same government that hasn't taken his criminal broken brain self and shot him in a field?

Go ahead Lucas move I dare you.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Lucas is on high horse right now thinking he has 20k people interested in hearing his personal philosophy on life.

Other than being totally obnoxious and wholly punchable when he gets like this, he also exposes just how fucking stupid he is. Lucas is not smart. And he never sounds dumber than when he performs his deep thinking, intellectual act.

Out of all the cows on this site, he is the one I do not feel even a shred of pity for. He deserves all the mockery and derision thrown his way.

 

[Wernology]

This is the best screenshot I've ever taken of Lucas.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

When I heard the Wern mention that song by the police I had to try on some wernspired lyrics

Spoiler: Don’t Stand So Close to Wern

Dr. Nigga, the subject
An age gap fantasy
She wants him so badly
To just cry and reeee
Inside him, there's longing
Gen Z’s an open page
Sign positing, she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to Wern (x2)

Her friends are so nervous
You know how concerned they’ll get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To place a dangerous bet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes Wern try
Wet bus stop, he’s streaming
Her car is warm and dry

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to Wern (x2)

Loose talk in the background
To hurt the voices try
Big words in the Wern’s groom
The pepper spray did fly
It's no use, he can’t see her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to Wern…

Edit: I wonder if the Wern knows Sting is singing a song based off of Lolita, when the lyrics refer to that book by Nabokov.

 

[WonderWino]

This is the best screenshot I've ever taken of Lucas.

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Well now, i'd say all that time living in the woods finally got to him....he looks like he's going full blair witch project in that one

When I heard the Wern mention song by the police I had to try some wern spired lyrics

On that note, just replace 'dr zaius' with 'dr nigga', replace the nurse ape with a zoomer bae and the rest of the apes with flatbills, except at 0:43 where dr zaius gets replaced by lucas himself and the other apes are replaced by greybeards

 

[IceQueen]

I absolutely adore the fact that in one of his recent videos he talks about “gluttons” who “can’t push away from food” His lack of self awareness is as astounding as it is hilarious.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I think tonight's video will have a title almost guaranteed to piss Lucas off: "White Privilege With The Wern".

He's on a kick about bAd WoRdS again, and that's almost a surefire way to needle the fatty a little.

LOL "We shouldn't focus on HIS or HERS or THEMS".

Their, Lucas, the word you're looking for is their.

Or just them.

Edit: Lucas in the chat!

PART 2 #Lucaswerner #earjuice guess Appearance #RachelDolezal

Outcast Owls Live: With your host Skeletor ThaGod and 24 EyeS !This channel is bringing the entertainment heat in all forms and is not suitable for the weak-...

www.youtube.com

He does not like to be reminded of how he exploits his privilege or fails to recognize it. Another big trigger is his cishet, heteronormative privilege. And not just because he can’t pronounce it….

as a straight cis male, thank god we’ve heard his opinion of gender pronouns. His whole viewpoint is literally the gender-based version of “I’m colorblind.”

lucas really deludes himself in thinking his any sort of feminist ally but he’s just a huge misogynist who literally believes all women want men to protect them?

No Lucas, you’re confused. All women you encounter have a strong survival-based desire for safety because you are a terrifying creepy DV abuser. That doesn’t mean that women naturally want protectors and Lucas is far more of a threat than than a protection for women.

 

[VoidFace]

This is the best screenshot I've ever taken of Lucas.

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It really captures the backwoods, white trash, pube-bearded gourdness of his head.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This is the best screenshot I've ever taken of Lucas.

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It looks like a dick and balls were stuck on his neckbeard.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

What is this gibberish?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What is this gibberish?

Is this that "sarcasm" thing I've heard so much about?