Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

This is the best screenshot I've ever taken of Lucas.

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His patchy neckbeard is like contouring for his testicle wattle, that hangs like a sad basset hound’s jowls. And the ambient fluorescent parking lot lighting shines through his greasy thinning hair, giving him a neon pedo halo. It really sets off that taxidermy deadened eye and those juice stained lips. The headphones remind you that he needs something to keep him as tethered to reality as someone like him is gonna get, lest those voices on the wind start creeping back.

Good job, Klickitat.
 
Oh my unholy fuck... ew. 🤢🤮
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Holeee fuck. Lucas has thrush and is trying to pick up girls off it ? Thrush is a fungal infection. Medically speaking a yeast infection.

This broke brain MRSA having faggot is trying to pick girls up by saying my mouth has bad yeast in it I'll eat your pussy. As if a fucking fungal infection is something girls want.

Also remember Lucas, thrush ruins taste so explains why you eat like a pig. But I bet it made Jason Pervas cum easier to swallow you faggot.
 
The Freak white washing why Suzanne kicked him out.
Lucas the liar said:
I was in a relationship with a woman that made more money than me. I was fine with it, she was fine with it and it was a fine relationship until we broke up. I was drinking to much caffeine.

No Freak, you are a liar. You were not fine with your relationship with Suzanne. You and Suzanne were out to dinner, you saw a man with 2 teen girls sitting at another table, blew a fuse and threw the glass at a wall. You went psycho because you wanted the 2 teen girls for yourself and the only girlfriend you could get was a 49 yr old woman. She kicked you out after that.

 
He finally confessed to watching "barely legal porn"
I've always wondered about fatty's internet search history. Not the porn searches because that's one of those things where the less I know the better, but I'd love to see a list of his Google searches spanning back years. It would come off as a cross between an alien trying to figure out how to blend in with humans and an animal raised in captivity, then released into the wild too late to understand how to fend for itself, without the slightest clue of where to even find their prey or catch it. Except even in that situation they still have instincts, this one is just an evolutionary dead end.

"How to be popular"
"Why do people disagree with me"
"How to talk to girls"
"Closest restaurant"
"What is a clitoris"
"What does bumcel mean"
"What are girls interested in"
"Do people like boardgames"
"How to make friends"
"AOC in a bikini"
"Do girls poop too"
"Can Bernie Sanders hear my prayers"
"How does a uterus work"
"What voltage is my sperm"
 
The Freak white washing why Suzanne kicked him out.


No Freak, you are a liar. You were not fine with your relationship with Suzanne. You and Suzanne were out to dinner, you saw a man with 2 teen girls sitting at another table, blew a fuse and threw the glass at a wall. You went psycho because you wanted the 2 teen girls for yourself and the only girlfriend you could get was a 49 yr old woman. She kicked you out after that.

He threw the glass while they were in the restaurant? Or after he and Suzanne went home? I'm confused on that.
 
He threw the glass while they were in the restaurant? Or after he and Suzanne went home? I'm confused on that.
At the restaurant. He was "drinking too much soda and acted out"

Reality Lucas is a pedophile. He saw what was mostly likely a father taking a daughter out. Lucas takes this as no fair this guy has a 9 year old gf and I'm stuck with someone older who also wants me to clean up and has to ask me not to hit her.

So he freaks out throwing the glass.
 
/nēd/ /ˈklid/

...an animal raised in captivity, then released into the wild too late to understand how to fend for itself, without the slightest clue of where to even find their prey or catch it...
Beautiful description of Lucas.

Lucas cannot care for himself. He cannot provide for his basic needs or manage his life day-to-day. All of the stability in his life comes from: a payee, a tugboat, charity (formerly his family). He never learned adult skills, and cannot survive in the adult world without aid. He is accustomed to aid, has received a lot of it, expects it. Some of the aid he "needs" is inappropriate: his constant demands to "yeet him down a bae" or introduce him to a Gen Z bae, for example.

But Lucas is ultimately like an unwanted pet. A rescue dog that nobody wants, because it is gross and sick and has behavior problems. "We've got an obese, elderly German shepherd mix named Lucas...he's not housebroken, he's a really predatory leg-humper, and if another male dog so much as looks in his direction he rolls over on his back and pisses all over his chest..." Can't let the damn thing wander the streets, and nobody will take ownership of it because it sucks, so it's stuck at a no-kill shelter like Mallon place...
 
Where can I find more details about this?
Was he yelling at the man with the girl? Did the restaurant staff tell him to leave, or did he just stomp out?
It was discussed in one of the Goldy podcasts if you want to hear him lie and dissemble about it. A search of this thread for "Suzanne" or "restraining order" should throw up the deets.
 
It was discussed in one of the Goldy podcasts if you want to hear him lie and dissemble about it. A search of this thread for "Suzanne" or "restraining order" should throw up the deets.
Thank you!

Other than Waffle House/Dennys chimpouts, I've never seen anyone really lose it in a restaurant. Two guys fighting over a girl one was dating? They had the decency to take it to the parking lot, at the very least.
 
Where can I find more details about this?
Was he yelling at the man with the girl? Did the restaurant staff tell him to leave, or did he just stomp out?
We only have Lucas's word that the glass was thrown at a wall.

For obvious reasons, not least of which are his desire to conceal aspects of his past which make him look horrible, Lucas concocted this story which, he feels, casts his bad actions in the best possible light, while still explaining the end of the relationship.

I dont believe it.

Lucas says that he broke Suzanne's rule, by being violent. Why would she have had to make such a rule, unless he had been violent before?

Also, I find it unlikely that one would end up with a domestic violence conviction for throwing an object at a wall, and not injuring anyone.

I think Lucas got into a physical altercation with Suzanne at the restaurant, and the fact that it happened at a restaurant, and was in relation to a man with a younger woman, is the only bit of truth that Lucas has revealed. Come on, he blames the whole incident on drinking too many sugary soft drinks. That's obvious bullshit right there. Why should we believe any of the rest of it?

I think he hit her. I think he probably did it more than once. The first time it happened, she gave him an ultimatum, and Lucas didn't take it seriously, so he did it again. When Daniel tried to get Lucas to clean his mess, or leave their apartment, Lucas got physically violent with HIM, as well. By Lucas's own admission, when Suzanne handed him a restraining order, telling him to get out of the house, he tore it up, and went outside to smoke. Lucas is impulsive, it's one of his defining characteristics. He's also always had violent fantasies. Whether or not he acts on those fantasies is open to debate, but in one of the oldest videos, when he had just separated from Suzanne, he tells people how to cook down rolling tobacco into a slurry to poison someone. The fact that he has thoughts like this, and makes a video like this, combined with the anger that we've seen from Lucas, makes me unwilling to believe that he would throw a glass at a wall, rather than a person.

I've never believed the glass against the wall in the restaurant story.
 
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Thank you!

Other than Waffle House/Dennys chimpouts, I've never seen anyone really lose it in a restaurant. Two guys fighting over a girl one was dating? They had the decency to take it to the parking lot, at the very least.

I have never seen a freak out in a waffle house, and in Fayetteville, Friday and Saturday nights both waffle houses on yadkin had cops directing traffic.
 
We only have Lucas's word that the glass was thrown at a wall.
For obvious reasons, not least of which are his desire to conceal aspects of his past which make him look horrible, Lucas concocted this story which, he feels, casts his bad actions in the best possible light, while still explaining the end of the relationship.
I dont believe it.

Lucas says that he broke Suzanne's rule, by being violent. Why would she have had to make such a rule, unless he had been violent before?
Bingo. The reason for Suzanne to have such a rule in their relationship is his violent temper. It is true, Lucas will always try to "sanitize" his misdeeds, his violent, abusive behavior so we may not be getting the whole story of what really happened with the breakup of the relationship.
 
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