Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Another goldfish brain fart.

Spoiler: Goldfish Memes For Gen X Seed

Edit: Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate.

Spoiler: Every Sperm is Sacred

 

[Twrx]

During the time Russia was the Soviet union, 20 percent of hospitals did not have piped hot water, 3 percent didn't have pipped cold water, 7 percent didn't have a telephone, and 17 percent lacked adequate sanitation facilities. I know I've mentioned it before, but north Korean idea of health care is rubbing alcohol, that they charge you for. And you're lucky if the hospital even has a few minutes of electricity. But yeah, Communism provides great universal healthcare.

 

[mothman96]

Hey Freak, you know what, the only way your ejaculate is going talk and walk is if you hear it talk to you and you've got it smeared on you when you take your walks. Your ejaculate will never create a human being. Let it burn in your brain day and night, you will never create a human being.

 

[TurdFondler]

This new video is great. He's clearly reading from a script and he's got a sort of 5th grade "I practiced this speech" voice.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The "I'm That Motherfucker" video was something else. A fat pedophile hobo rambling to himself walking outside at night because he's too scared to tell his roommates to turn down the TV, spewing the most delusional nonsense. Bragging about being friendzoned, something even incels will run from at all costs, which is delusional babble because he doesn't talk to anyone. Damn silver foxes that stole Lucas' groundbreaking telomerase research!

 

[Trainwreck]

Alright, I drive by his boarding house and let me just say, the outside looks well taken care of and that's about it. There was some younger looking adult sitting on the corner, very unkempt and then another young guy walking into the house. I drove down the alley and there was a good 5 or 6 older men and women, looking kinda white trashy, standing around smoking as well as a few people sitting in a garage that had a bunch of picnic tables in it. Not sure if they too also live there but I'm guessing that they were in the alley too much for lucas to be able do film his pussy on my dick video.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I like how he’s passing it off like I don’t go to bars but if you do it’s just a bougies hip crowd at Bistango and the other wine cellars. I have the information on the age gap scene use it but don’t thank me lol.

 

[mothman96]

Alright, I drive by his boarding house and let me just say, the outside looks well taken care of and that's about it. There was some younger looking adult sitting on the corner, very unkempt and then another young guy walking into the house. I drove down the alley and there was a good 5 or 6 older men and women, looking kinda white trashy, standing around smoking as well as a few people sitting in a garage that had a bunch of picnic tables in it. Not sure if they too also live there but I'm guessing that they were in the alley too much for lucas to be able do film his pussy on my dick video.

The garage with the picnic tables I'd say is where Lucas made several videos "showing off" his board game "designer skills". He has also taken selfies in there. Looks to be Mallon Place allows the residents to use the garage as a hangout.

 

[Wernology]

Ahem.

He forgot to turn comments off on this one.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

I can't ARGUE with what I saw while scrolling down, but it's possible this wasn't the best choice of pose for such a question.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

I sometimes wonder what the endgame is for our Wern? Clearly he will never get better. He is incapable of being rehabilitated or making progress in dealing with his mental illness. He is “all good” as we know.

While at the same time his constant butting his head against actual Reality in his completely delusional and impossible love quest cannot continue indefinitely. These two conditions of his life eventually have to clash. The reality that will not yield to his delusions and his inability to come to terms with it will eventually have to lead to a total mental breakdown.

The big one. The one he doesnt come back from.

We’ve seen time and time again Wern being committed only to return with the same root delusion. No amount of drugs or therapy can dislodge this impossible quest for teen poonaner from his mind. He is entering his mid 40s. A time in life where most people re-evalute, look back on achievements and mistakes, and settle into a new phase of life looking toward retirement, the kids out of the house starting their lives etc. Lucas on the other hand is now just 40+ years of abject failure. Nothing to show for his time on earth but this thread, and all these embarrassing youtube videos and terrible memes. A lifetime spent being the object of mockery, ridicule and scorn. His only real utility being someone to laugh at.

I guess what I am trying to get across is how much longer can he go on in his current state of affairs? Something has to give at some point. He is in an untenable situation.

edit - spelling

Eventually he'll be permanently committed and we'll all have to get lives.

Otherwise, he's said he'll off himself at 55 if he hasn't accomplished his goal, so there's that.

 

[Twrx]

Eventually he'll be permanently committed and we'll all have to get lives.

Otherwise, he's said he'll off himself at 55 if he hasn't accomplished his goal, so there's that.

He won't. My dad, nor my brother announced it in any form, until one last call, and then they took their lives. He's just suicide baiting to get people to feel bad for him, so that he'll what he's demanding. This is going to sound odd, and I don't quite know how to phrase it. It takes a lot of courage to do it, Lucas breaks down when a guy looks at him wrong. Well, maybe not courage. I can't really think of how to explain it. Lucas is a self centered selfish piece of shit, who cares about no one but himself. He won't hurt the sole person he cares about. Hopefully my point came across.

 

[Burd Turglar]

He won't. My dad, nor my brother announced it in any form, until one last call, and then they took their lives. He's just suicide baiting to get people to feel bad for him, so that he'll what he's demanding. This is going to sound odd, and I don't quite know how to phrase it. It takes a lot of courage to do it, Lucas breaks down when a guy looks at him wrong. Well, maybe not courage. I can't really think of how to explain it. Lucas is a self centered selfish piece of shit, who cares about no one but himself. He won't hurt the sole person he cares about. Hopefully my point came across.

People that bait never go through with it cause they're pussies looking for ass pats and feels.

 

[Wernology]

From r/niceguys but applicable to tubby.

Edit: I remembered the login to a catfish IG! The pics I sent were of some random woman I found on google images and I've since removed them from the DMs. He DMmed this account first after it liked one of his Summer 2000 saga "I'm gonna go to college!" posts and he saw the account was (allegedly) someone in Spokane.

 

[wenttobermuda]

He won't. My dad, nor my brother announced it in any form, until one last call, and then they took their lives. He's just suicide baiting to get people to feel bad for him, so that he'll what he's demanding. This is going to sound odd, and I don't quite know how to phrase it. It takes a lot of courage to do it, Lucas breaks down when a guy looks at him wrong. Well, maybe not courage. I can't really think of how to explain it. Lucas is a self centered selfish piece of shit, who cares about no one but himself. He won't hurt the sole person he cares about. Hopefully my point came across.

Lucas has promised us a suicide on 11/27/2035. Or 2034? Anyway, it will be his 55th birthday. In the event he finds himself lonely and single on this day, having been unsuccessful in his lovequest (find, impregnate and anally torture a smart pretty interesting girl), Lucas has sworn to die by his own hand. The girls that Lucas will pine for and be rejected by in 2035 are probably around 2 or 3 right now. Tomorrow's Lucas dies for today's toddlers.

Like you, I don't think Lucas has a suicide in him. Consider his fit at the STA plaza, with the scissors. He lacks the guts to kill himself, and the desire. Suicide requires you to see something through to the end: your attempt, your life. That isn't the Wern way. And yet, I remain curious about Lucas's 55th birthday.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

On 27 November 2034, the longest telomeres in the land will fray. Lucas will have no choice but to commit seppuku to his then broken testicles.

 

[IceQueen]

I like how he’s passing it off like I don’t go to bars but if you do it’s just a bougies hip crowd at Bistango and the other wine cellars. I have the information on the age gap scene use it but don’t thank me lol.

I am so confused as to what his goal is in videos like this. He’s constantly complaining about other people “stealing his information” and using it to get women, then he makes videos like this?? Literally what is the purpose of this, he already thinks people are “stealing” his information in order to “steal his women” so why make a video like this just laying out all of the precious info and saying he has no intent to use any of it himself?

Also, re his 55th birthday, if Lucas lives until then, he won’t be killing himself. He’ll simply move the goalpost like he always does and say that actually now it’s men 55-70 who have the longest telomeres and THEY are the only age group you should breed with.

 

[Da Dude123]

From r/niceguys but applicable to tubby.

Edit: I remembered the login to a catfish IG! The pics I sent were of some random woman I found on google images and I've since removed them from the DMs. He DMmed this account first after it liked one of his Summer 2000 saga "I'm gonna go to college!" posts and he saw the account was (allegedly) someone in Spokane.

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What a nice guy Lucas is! A true feminist! The communist is talking about all the money his family had from raising cows! And he is one! A cow, that is. "Sperm in the fuckhole prontooo!" But he is so much more mature than those awful Gen Z men.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I am so confused as to what his goal is in videos like this. He’s constantly complaining about other people “stealing his information” and using it to get women, then he makes videos like this?? Literally what is the purpose of this, he already thinks people are “stealing” his information in order to “steal his women” so why make a video like this just laying out all of the precious info and saying he has no intent to use any of it himself?

Also, re his 55th birthday, if Lucas lives until then, he won’t be killing himself. He’ll simply move the goalpost like he always does and say that actually now it’s men 55-70 who have the longest telomeres and THEY are the only age group you should breed with.

I’m pretty sure he’s just trying to pull some reverse psychology move. It’s funny that he says you will just say hi to me and get on your Lime Scooter when we all know he isn’t even getting that much acknowledgement for his downtown presence.

Also holy shit that back and forth dm conversation was something else. How fast he needed it right now, right now, right now.

 

[mothman96]

His semen has healing abilities.
Did his roommate bail out to another room or is he avoiding being in the room with the Freak and only comes in when he has to for quiet time.