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Somehow that's worse?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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These places have to protect against bed bugs. And Mr. Hair Grease Stain on the Wall is exactly why it's necessary.
WhiskerBiscuit
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You make a very good point. Lucas was pretty sedate for a while. He gained a lot of weight and stayed medicated.
But this was before he found his magic cum quest. Most of the things that have landed him in trouble have involved him thirsting. Prior to age 27, he was a virgin. He managed to get laid a few times until 30 when he hooked up with Suzanne. So not that long term. And I do think he was sort of shuffling between evictions between 25 and 30yrs old. I’m less confident on the years, but I know that after Suzanne he was homeless for a bit then catfishes to Spokane.
Since Suzanne, he’s been homeless, hospitalized, or group homed. He has never had his own apartment that wasn’t set up by his payee as therapeutic. And he has consistently been kicked out for acting out—typically due to sexual anger.
But, on the other hand, he has food and shelter, internet and phone, and winter is coming. He will likely want to stay housed over winter. So he will stay compliant. Meds will make his weight balloon up, and that will definitely upset him. He tends to refuse meds because he thinks that is the only reason he is gaining (not his own choices) plus he is likely going to be really unhappy with not eating out. He still has enough savings to eat out a little bit. And idiots sending him grub hub keep him eating out.
Once the cold hard reality of having no way to eat sushi or take zoomer Baes on dates, he will decide that he would rather live under the bridge. He might claim he just wants to be independent or might lash out to claim bigotry and victimization (and manipulate his payee into finding him a cheaper apartment) but my guess is that junk food and only junk food will be the deciding reason that he utterly demolishes his stability.
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I know for certain at least one of them is a troll and it's fucking hilarious how easily Lucas falls for made up people the instant they talk to him how he wants to be talked to: Like he's an amazing celebrity who is universally adored.
Sadly, I'm not one of his mods, but it's very, very tempting to take a run at it from an old sock account.
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Do remember our not to pozload my negholep rule and more so if you do don't get caught. Lucas is really bloating back up and I'm not fond of live stream saga. He's eating what near 3 men's meals a day and still begs for food? Plus we know the few bucks are spent on that. I mean why save up for an ID that your paying a discount rate for. That's where zoomer puss puss is.
I'd wager high turn over at this profits factory care home and soon another old fart will be next to Lucas.
Guys and gals here, let this be a lesson PUT MONEY IN A 401K or you're gonna end up like this. This is where the state sends poor old people to die who are alone. Lucas, is viewed by our gov as same as a retarded by deminata 87 year old. I don't know who's got a longer life expectancy.
My money Lucas will be kicked before it warms up.
I'd wager high turn over at this profits factory care home and soon another old fart will be next to Lucas.
Guys and gals here, let this be a lesson PUT MONEY IN A 401K or you're gonna end up like this. This is where the state sends poor old people to die who are alone. Lucas, is viewed by our gov as same as a retarded by deminata 87 year old. I don't know who's got a longer life expectancy.
My money Lucas will be kicked before it warms up.
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In all honesty he'd probably expect way too much and then I'd have to talk to him again and if you think he's insufferable on livestreams and in videos, he's 1000% worse in DMs and if he thinks you're even slightly disagreeing with him he flips his shit.
Trust me, talking to Lucas is a million times worse than just listening to him.
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Fat Faggot not getting what he wants from the streams
Maxxicus Callahan
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It’s any wonder how Suzanne was ever able to put up with it we can only imagine.
Also I missed this gem from the beginning of the thread concerning Lucas’s views on medication. Recently in the stream he was calling some of his detractors methcels which is funny.
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He's just going to forget that he used to offer to use his Provider One card to get girls adderall of perc, huh?
And did he really just go with, "Hitler was a misunderstood artist"?
Anyway, as usual, Lucas is wrong about everything, though.
Modern psychopharmacology only dates back to the 1950s.
Hitler was long dead by then.
Lithium wasn't employed as a treatment until 1948, but had been used by the Romans for "nervous and temperamental" patients.
Thorazine was next in 1949, and it was discovered by a French military surgeon trying to reduce surgical shock.
Then there was Imipramine and Valium, early 1950s to 1963, respectively, and Prozac came about in the 70s before being approved for use in 1988.
All of these things happened after Hitler was dead and had no correlation at all toward "keeping troops in line".
Lucas' career could legitimately be publishing books titled "Facts I Just Made Up, but Since I Said Them, They're Real, Because I am Not a Liar".
Edit: You can actually get an rx for methamphetamine. It's rxed for both weight loss and adhd.
Its brand name is Desoxyn.
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The Freak said he has an appt today to get his ID. Let's see if he shows any proof he got it.
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Aside him being quite incorrect in history of meds (at home I have a great story about a Finnish solider having first meth OD ever and skiing 300 miles and eating a live bird with a 200 bpm heart rate for a week.) It's scary because this post is 400x more clear than what is left of Lucas thought train anymore. he could not manage to think aside mate and or food that long or type that sanely.
I mean he idolizes Stalin so are we really surprised lol
I bet he'll refuse to show us the ID and will give an excuse like that it has "personal information" on it that could be used to dox him or some bullshit like that. Even though he has told us his address, his middle name, his birthday, etc. over and over. He said in one of the live streams the other day that it was "creepy that someone knew his mom's name". I replied back and was like bro you have told us all 4 of your parents names, in addition to the exact counties they live in for YEARS??? He ignored me of course.
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I suspect he won't even try. Getting an ID closes one of his begging grifts. He can't do a lot with out it. I'm sure all these GOP flat bills with cars that get 4 mpg cut in line or some nonsense and he just won't have it. Lucas is stupid and lies a lot but at times he knows just enough to not hurt his begging chances.
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Putting it out there the beetus is taking out his feet is sure to lure in the hot Gen Z baes.
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Beetus-footed barista botherer wants a zoomer hottie with "perfect health, perfect intelligence and perfect empathy"
When wheelchair arc?
Edit - would be fucking fantastic if they put the fat cunt on an enforced low cal healthy diet.
When wheelchair arc?
Edit - would be fucking fantastic if they put the fat cunt on an enforced low cal healthy diet.
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Jesus, it’s so wild how baldly he states his insanity. To anybody who’s not Lucas this is a complete non-sequitur. He not only literally believes that having a gf would solve all of his problems but he takes it as such an obvious given that anybody should understand this.
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He wants his teenaged fuck mommy to care for his wounds and change his dressings and suck his pp when he’s feeling sad, all while supporting him and having his child.
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At least his socks and Dad Jeans look clean for once
His usual, pissed the Gen Z baes will have nothing to do with him, pissed he can't have a car and no one picks him up to drive him around.
ETA:
The building behind the Freak in the "Assholes" video is the MultiCare Deaconess Hospital Medical Office Building. It is across the street from Deaconess Hospital. It was at Deaconess Hospital where he got treated and took the picture of his beetus feet.
ETA:
The building behind the Freak in the "Assholes" video is the MultiCare Deaconess Hospital Medical Office Building. It is across the street from Deaconess Hospital. It was at Deaconess Hospital where he got treated and took the picture of his beetus feet.
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