Fat Faggot not getting what he wants from the streams
What the fuck do baseball caps have to do with heteronormativity? Another non-sequitur. Also what the
fuck is Lucas' problem with baseball caps anyway? Has this ever been explained? Was he raped by a hobo who was wearing one? I can maaaybe see how a certain
type of hat, like say a flat-bill snap-back with the sticker still on the brim, might be used to imply a stereotype of a wigger douchebag of the kind apparently somewhat prevalent in Spokane. But to expand it to all ballcaps and then generalize that an entire generation will only date hat-wearing dudes is just... baffling. I mean it raises the obvious point of: get a baseball cap Lucas. But also just the way he says "baseball caps" in such a sneering, disgusted tone is hilarious and so bizarre.
I think it's a good illustration of two fascinating aspects of his rotten brain. First, lack of theory of mind. What are other people supposed to think when they see this? With or without context it makes no sense. There is literally nothing wrong with baseball caps, he might as well be sneering "guys in
green shirts" or whatever. But Lucas doesn't like them, has this fixed idea in his mind that they are the symbol of all male douchebaggery, and so he expects his audience to understand this without being told and to feel the same way he does.
And secondly, delusional thinking. Girls
only date guys in baseball caps. Not that many guys, young or old, wear ballcaps super frequently. It's one fashion choice among many. Lucas, who spends all day jealously watching couples and what he thinks are couples walk around Spokane, must see at least twice as many, if not ten times as many, couples where the dude is not wearing a baseball cap, vs couples where he is. Lucas simply
cannot be seeing annoying yolo-swag teen bros walking around with groups of potential baes
nearly as often as he says he does. Like maybe it's happened a couple of times. But I think he just sees any young people walking together, and if he's attracted to the girl(s) he not only invents sexual relationships between the members of the group, but projects his delusional worldview and turns them into what he wants to see: the ultimate movie badguy douchebag out with his brainwashed harem of capitalist gold-digger sluts.
Why the thing that would make him the most angry and jealous is what he wants to see and projects onto reality is a different question but also pretty fascinating I think.
