Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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It's nice to see him getting even a little pushback, even though he'll probably delete the comments.
The thing about Lucas, his entire perspective, his entire attitude, it's SO confrontational, and so violent, but it disappears IRL; It's 100% when he's alone, or on social media.
Person-to-person, he's an utter coward. Behind the internet, he's a tough guy. It's long overdue for some of this "toughness" that Lucas exhibits, some of this spit-in-your-face, insult your work, call you a hypocrite, insult your intelligence for your political beliefs, to bleed out in his IRL life, so that he can have some consequences for it.
Think about it. Can you imagine a person with a more abrasive personality that he exhibits more openly and constantly than Lucas?
And yet, people with beliefs this extreme usually DO deal with the result of engaging with people whose beliefs don't square with their own... But what results have occurred with Lucas? Phantom Fat Albert and his 2 illusory baseball bat buddies? Being thrown gently out of a few homeless shelters? Other than the one unexplained black eye from two to three years back, it seems as though Lucas, with his antisocial monster of a personality, has avoided any and all IMMEDIATE repercussions. This is a testament to how big of a coward he is. And again, this isn't even considering his more-or-less open drum beat for the scientific necessity of pedophilia, which by itself could generate a few ass beatings.
No, Lucas is in some ways the luckiest man alive, because there are so many good reasons for people to get physically confrontational with him, and yet it seems to not happen, because he's so thoroughly and entirely afraid of other men, particularly younger men.
One of these days, his luck is going to run out.
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Fatal Walter
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Saying he hasn't been employed in over a decade isn't wrong but they should say over two decades because that is also true. It's mind boggling.
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I just flew coach on a plane today and it had been awhile. I forgot how crowded it is. I feel bad for whoever had to sit next to lolcow Lucas Werner. You know he did not fit in one seat and the smell. My God!
Also, I am really loving how he is also getting upset by Lime scooters. Those Gen Z dudes swoop in on their Lime scooters and take the baes away from Lucas. Lucas, he can't afford a lime scooter, unlike those dirty capitalists.
Also, as to his ID, don't most states give you like a sheet of paper that is a print out of your ID before they mail it to you? Maybe these age gap bars are really busy places with a doorman who checks everyone? Lots of low key bars, the bartender may check you, if you look 30 or under. Lucas looks like he is in his 50s.
Hilarity will ensue if the cow waunders in Bistango or Fast Eddies. I hope it happens but I don't think it is in the cards.
Also, I am really loving how he is also getting upset by Lime scooters. Those Gen Z dudes swoop in on their Lime scooters and take the baes away from Lucas. Lucas, he can't afford a lime scooter, unlike those dirty capitalists.
Also, as to his ID, don't most states give you like a sheet of paper that is a print out of your ID before they mail it to you? Maybe these age gap bars are really busy places with a doorman who checks everyone? Lots of low key bars, the bartender may check you, if you look 30 or under. Lucas looks like he is in his 50s.
Hilarity will ensue if the cow waunders in Bistango or Fast Eddies. I hope it happens but I don't think it is in the cards.
Re the lime scooters, he should love people using them because "muh public transport!!!!" Re the ID, I highly doubt Lucas would get carded at a bar even if he doesn't have the paper ID, the moron looks like he's pushing 60.
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Almost crapped my batman briefs walking in Seattle today... Maybe our boy has finally made it in the world and has become a bigot capitalist business owner? Or maybe some flatbill STOLE HIS IDEA???
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Unreal....I sincerely hope this somehow finds it's way to Lucas.
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If this is an inside joke/play on Wern’s game I’d never stop laughing.
Lucas will go absolutely apeshit if he sees this.
It isn't. Meeple Games has been in operation since 2014. Lucas's came up with "Meeple Toss" in 2018.
About Meeples Games - Meeples Games
Meeples Games opened on May 17, 2014. We are located on the second floor of the Charlestown Center, 3727 California Ave SW #2B (West Seattle, Washington). Hours: 12:00-7:00 PM Sunday 12:00-10:00 PM Monday – Saturday Contact Information: info@meeplesgames.com (206) 535-7896 Event News...
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WonderWino
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I can see it going something like this
and god help spokane the moment lucas realizes he can sell his sperm at sperm banks. Just picture this as lucas in the local spokane sperm bank
That said i'd love to see lucas rage about that meeple game store on a livestream. He'd lose his shit before long
Zoomer Bae
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It isn't. Meeple Games has been in operation since 2014. Lucas's came up with "Meeple Toss" in 2018.
About Meeples Games - Meeples Games
Meeples Games opened on May 17, 2014. We are located on the second floor of the Charlestown Center, 3727 California Ave SW #2B (West Seattle, Washington). Hours: 12:00-7:00 PM Sunday 12:00-10:00 PM Monday – Saturday Contact Information: info@meeplesgames.com (206) 535-7896 Event News...
They probably stole Lucas’s time travel equation and used that to travel to 2018 to steal his game.
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The world is waiting on Gen Z women to have a drink with Lucas. Probably at Fast Eddies or the Voelstead Act. The whole world is waiting is what Lucas thinks. Good on "KKKatie" asking this. Also, that is a fine Instagram name too! Could trigger some people.
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Maxxicus Callahan
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Cmon Lucas you aren’t going over to a buddy’s place who are you kidding. Also wearing a mask is not much of a skill would be better to find a new way to virtue signal.
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His neck gobbler is getting more pronounced over time.
I bet it smells like 2 dozen sneezes and b.o.
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He's back to doing his vids on IG where he can have comments but only keep the nice ones.
Little bit of a hassle to get the vids that way but not that bad.
Anyway it's uploading now and the chat is on.
Little bit of a hassle to get the vids that way but not that bad.
Anyway it's uploading now and the chat is on.
Telomere Savalas
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In 41 years taking up space on the planet, his work history consists of a few days at McDonald's. His resume is that of a 16 year old.
I just got done watching klickitats Instagram video. In it Lucas said he has a $100 check he can't cash until he gets his ID. At some pt. he had put some money into a debit card, lost his ID and couldn't withdraw the last 100 he had in the card. He finally was able to get the money out. If the $100 check he has is the 100 he talked about last week, he may still have some savings left. A couple of weeks ago he said he still had $400 left in savings.
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Mallon Place takes the majority of his money, and he's been spending his extra on things that aren't ID cards: Dice, game making supplies, mukbang level food, and fuck knows what else.
And now he's faced with having to deal with what Mallon Place charges, be forced on meds, but have the tradeoff of having a roof over his head and food/laundry services supplied to him over the winter.
It's assisted living or the streets again for him and, at the moment, he seem too terrified at the prospect of another bout of homelessness to fuck that up.
He'll fuck it up eventually but...
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He’s settling in and getting comfortable.
Hopefully a new roommate soon will spice things up.
Hopefully a new roommate soon will spice things up.