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I'm pretty sure that even in the hobo paradise of Spokane bars don't take EBT cards and won't let him open a tab under Mallon's name. For the price of two good martinis our ragman could instead get a platter of deep fried food.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He ran out of roofies and called the whole thing off.
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He did, and it was posted a few pages back. It's shocking, personally I thought he wanted to not have one to keep the grift going for "needing money" for one, and more so an excuse why no zoomer bae.
In regards to WA I dunno but some places here need to ID everyone, also from my brief time a decade and change ago tending bar, you ID anyone who's looking like a mess because it keeps riff raff away (hobos often don't have ID) Even some nicer places ask for your card upfront before opening a tab. I'm kinda side tracking but, I can see these places he's YET to be banned from doing things like extra steps to keep the Wern out, wait staff all love to talk around the watering hole and he's famous enough as is, I'm sure every bar knows of him, even ones who've yet to toss him. Something as small as no ID is enough to refuse service.
Poet Lucas, is no Tennyson. Speaking of, after beetus gets him.... half a leg, half a leg onward to the valley of bae he shouted. His is not to wonder why, his is to gorge and cry, oh his life, what a blunder.
I always am impressed by Lucas sinking lower and the poop themed game, shows how immature he is and the age range of girls he is into. No "zoomer" age girl likes to talk about their BM, nor guy... or any teen + sure we might crassly share a story or medically talk about our GI tract but that "tehe poop" phases off pretty early, my god daughters quit that before double digits.
I've read some kinds of mental illness really curbs your feelings on a primal level, like aside the poor quality carbo loading most halfway houses, group homes and places like the Wern live, that cause bloat (because an old person watching gun smoke reruns for 11 hours a day bathroom for 1 and 12 sleeping shouldn't be eating oatmeal then pasta than rice to skimp on costs), but he says he goes for seconds or more, so he's eating 6 meals a day and more we know. I roughly did the math and it puts him at LEAST eating about 3 full grown adult men who are mildly actives calories a day. That's not including snacks and food he is gifted or buys.
I can't get over how much he stuffs himself, I don't think he has an eating disorder persay in a medical sense, I think he's got that level of fucking retarded he doesn't know full until he's bursting out of his pants. Think how you feel after Thanksgiving dinner, it's not only some caveman awesome, but awful. That I assume is the only way Lucas has a clue to stop shoveling food in his face. Now add in it's his comfort and we get how he's blowing up like the Ho Chi Min train in '68.
His anti poverty to cure crime is something that people debate on but his idea is well, wrong and personally, I lean to it's debunked due to how we see rich groups in some areas out crime poorer, there can be other factors and I don't mean to derail but, needless to say Lucas is wrong. Also, pretend he had those things, remember the time, he had a place, job and some spending money? The "cure" for all crime? HE GOT A FUCKING DUI. So his whole plan is debunked by his own criminal record, or the GF he had? He hit her. Yup he had a house, money, food, all that cool shit and puss puss, and what he's BACK again in cuffs? So Lucas explain this please how will that help? How is it the "billionaires" fault you got slappy to your woman? Did Jeff Bezoz hand you a mad dog 20/20 and put a Colt Python to your head and make you drive your dad's car? I think it's just you're a bad broken person, much like your dick, worthless and exist only to be mocked. It's just not in the cards.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck me that's so great. "I'll just self-soothe with fatty food then." No explanation as to why he can't go down to Post St. himself, as klick pointed out he has the ID now. Of course we all knew what a flimsy excuse the lack of ID was and that crippling incel timidity was the real reason, but holy shit, he's not even trying to bullshit an excuse. He talks so much shit about how easy it is to pick up Gen Z girls, just tell them your name, they're such sluts etc. He thinks he knows where the "age gap scene" is happening. He acts like he's God's gift to Spokane with his brilliant mind and potent jizz. It's the weekend and he has his ID finally. Earlier this week or whenever it was he posted that meme about "when I have my ID it's on, watch out ladies". And now when the time comes to nut up or shut up he does neither. He posts this crybaby shit about how women are dating other men instead of coming to find him in his elder care facility, gobbling cheese balls and crying.
That's the amazing thing about Lucas, what makes him a true cow in my mind. The fact that he is so obsessed with his love quest and yet refuses to put even the slightest effort into it. He is choosing processed cheese over ladies right now, and acting so hurt like this is something Gen Z is doing to him. Swell. You know what's swell Lucas? Your feet right before they cut them off
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He looks like a sith lord. Darth Shiteous.
Wait a minute, as we know the Freak can't keep his stories straight. He'd said the age gaping happens during the off days Monday through Thursday. Now the Gen Z baes are hanging out with the Gen X men on weekends.
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Sopranos Quote, Paulie: I guess you could call that a dick.
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Sopranos Quote, Paulie: I guess you could call that a dick.
sopranos discord: https://discord.com/invite/dcf.
Exactly the reaction Lucas would get if someone saw his nudes (or worse, saw him naked in person) but wanted to be polite about it.
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The NEW excuse-du-jour:
(He doesn't have his own apartment)
(He doesn't have his own apartment)
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It’s not worth getting mad over because it can’t be helped but Lucas’s entitlement can be so infuriating at times. Imagine someone who actually made effort to improve their life being given half the chances and opportunities Lucas has been handed. There are so many places where people have had the deck stacked against them since day one but with what Lucas has been granted could actually make something of themselves. Lucas is such an anomaly because someone like him can only exist if they are born into mild affluence and can be connected to social services that can take care of you for life. Most people benefiting legitimately need it and don’t gloat or whine about it.
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Food derail:
I've heard anytime a mandatory group setting is involved (the navy, oil rigs, assisted living etc) the cooks opt for a high fat/high reward diet. You've got to cater to the lowest common denominator. No one will refuse tendies, ranch & fries but a lot of people will turn down a fish filet & brown rice.
Since the Freak supports AOC I checked into her live in boyfriend Riley Roberts. He is doing pretty good for himself. At 33 his estimated net worth is around $1.5 million. According to Lucas AOC is against greed, how is it that she's living with a millionaire (that can afford material things) and not with someone like Lucas.
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ETA:
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Hey Lucas, even before AOC decided to date Riley Roberts, she would not have touched you with a 20 ft. pole.
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Hey Lucas, even before AOC decided to date Riley Roberts, she would not have touched you with a 20 ft. pole.
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Halloween Weekend is upon us.
I'm betting the combination of happy families trick-or-treating with their kids plus the presence of younger women in scanty halloween costumes will make the living horror show extra jealous and rageful tonight and tomorrow night.
He may sneak out to creep on the halloween baes on Post Street then rage into his phone about all the zoomer men "swooping" them.
Bacteria & fungi love warmer, wetter conditions. Greasy, sweaty Lucas toting open sores festering in 90*F southern sunshine & swamp humidity would be a petri dish for infections and tissue decay.
I'm betting the combination of happy families trick-or-treating with their kids plus the presence of younger women in scanty halloween costumes will make the living horror show extra jealous and rageful tonight and tomorrow night.
He may sneak out to creep on the halloween baes on Post Street then rage into his phone about all the zoomer men "swooping" them.
His sores would rot faster too.
Bacteria & fungi love warmer, wetter conditions. Greasy, sweaty Lucas toting open sores festering in 90*F southern sunshine & swamp humidity would be a petri dish for infections and tissue decay.
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Does--he think people ask for the type of housing you have as an entry question to a bog standard bar?
As long as he meets any dress codes, isn't obviously on shit, and doesn't stink, there's about a 100% chance any bouncer will glance at his ID, glance at him to see if the picture matches, note his DOB, and wave him in.
He really has no idea how the real world functions.
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Does he think the bar gangstalkers are going to report to the higher-ups that he’s a bum? I’ve never had to flash a mortgage to get in.
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Lol at gleeglax talking like a modern blackface minstrel and Lucas treating it as normal and a serious inquiry. I'm not sure if the bumcel means the women or the bouncers at these bars won't "accept" someone without an apartment, either way it's a bullshit excuse. Obviously he used to have an apartment and didn't get any pussy then either. But it's always something with him, something material that he must be lacking. If he had an apartment it would be a car, if he had a car it would be a more expensive car, that would be the thing without which no woman will date him. Not his personality, behavior, appearance, etc.
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His face is getting huge.
He’s only been there for what, a month? Looks like he’s gained 50 pounds in that time.
Homeless ranting Lucas is my favorite, but I’m totally down to watch him balloon to 450lbs and let his feet rot off.
He’s only been there for what, a month? Looks like he’s gained 50 pounds in that time.
Homeless ranting Lucas is my favorite, but I’m totally down to watch him balloon to 450lbs and let his feet rot off.
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Trust me Lucas, you’ll never need to worry about parental leave in your life.
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100% this.
I know some of this is his hair, but I love how Lucas's head seems to come to a point on the top, it's one of the things that makes him look so much like a canned ham.
Or a pinhead.
(Gooble gabble die alone)
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His receding hairline is getting visibly worse on a regular basis. When you've got that on top of balding and your only solution is to grow it out until you look like you crawled out of a trailer park in the 80's, it's time to just cut it all off. Embrace the bald life. I can't see how even someone who thinks they're plenty good would look in the mirror and not realize how objectively awful that looks.