Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Two videos entitled November 1, 2021, this is the second

“Generation Z, you’re the greediest, most agephobic, classist generation on the planet.” Five second pause, as if listening to someone speaking or maybe there was a chat I can’t see watching it now nearly an hour later. He then he responds, “Oh yeah? Then where’s the women at of your generation?!” You gotta hoard that information? Fuck you!!!” (Fuck you said with a barely contained rage bubbling underneath.)
You’re the greediest, disgustingest generation on the planet if you don’t cough up that information. Fuck you.”
 
What? He is acknowledging that he is a Halloween monster?
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Lucas of all people talking about “gross old men” is fucking priceless irony. Not only is he exactly that, he’s been whining for years that young women should only date older men. Just more confirmation that he doesn’t actually believe in these sweeping societal proclamations that he makes and only means himself when he says women need to date old guys or poor guys. He is always going to be jealous of whoever he sees in the company of young women.
 
Comments to his 2nd November 1 video: Apparently? age gaping on Post St. Where is the real party with the women.
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Ah.

So now that he can't summon up the courage to go to bars, all the women are at an unknown "house party".

I would say "makes perfect sense!" sarcastically, but I wonder if this even makes perfect sense in his schizo brain, or if it's starting to get a little old to him, thus the rage.

Ten years.

That's a lot of sexual frustration.

Do we think Lucas experiences time like a normal person? What I mean is, time unquestionably seems to pass faster as an adult than it does as a kid; do we imagine that Lucas has lived this 10 years of deprivation moment-to-moment, or has he suffered, waiting year by year in a continuum, feeling the full weight of every unloved day building on top of every other?

His repetition would make it seem as if every day he's born anew, with the same struggles, the same arguments, and no awareness that he's repeated these things a million times before.

But every once in awhile, he summons up the malaise that suggests that he feels the full weight of this 10 years.

And it's hilarious.
 
Lucas of all people talking about “gross old men” is fucking priceless irony. Not only is he exactly that, he’s been whining for years that young women should only date older men. Just more confirmation that he doesn’t actually believe in these sweeping societal proclamations that he makes and only means himself when he says women need to date old guys or poor guys. He is always going to be jealous of whoever he sees in the company of young women.
Didn't he want to actually make it illegal? I can't keep up with his supreme bum-gentleman insanity.
Working up to a great chimpout though.
 
Comments to his 2nd November 1 video: Apparently? age gaping on Post St. Where is the real party with the women.
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He has been told lower Post Street. He has had Gen Z walk by him and whisper "Lower Post Street". He said so himself. Now he is back to mooing about where are the Gen Z girls at? Go to Lower Post Street, Lucas! Go say your lines to the baby zooms. It will be plenty good, right?
 
That steak is $39 at Twigs, and the shrimp must be extra. Whatever savings Lucas had must be nearing an end.
It's so very Lucas that he doesn't realize that by buying additional meals, on top of three meals a day plus snacks that Malin house is required to feed him, he's essentially setting his money on fire. Or turning it straight into fat.

Such a waste.
 
So now that he can't summon up the courage to go to bars, all the women are at an unknown "house party".

Oh lord back to “the party” again.

There is no party where hot 18 year olds sit around waiting for men their fathers age to have babies with.

Whatever parties these girls go to will also have guys their own age there. And we all know even if there’s one guy in the area, he’s “cock blocking” Lucas. By existing.

He’s looking for some fantasy world where he just shows up and a beautiful girl who’s already somehow in love with him is handed over. She will then have his spawn and dress his wounds and mommy him for the rest of his life.

If he’s waiting for that party, he may as well wait for Elon Musk to drop by and hand Lucas a million dollars.
 
That steak is $39 at Twigs, and the shrimp must be extra. Whatever savings Lucas had must be nearing an end.
That steaks looks plenty good. But is Lucas putting butter on his steak? Lucas probably thinks that the Gen Z ladies will see this and be impressed and want some steak too. Well, he thinks wrong! No one wants to have steak with a smelly hobo, even if he is using his EBT card for it! But you can't convince Lucas of that!
 
Mallon Place is taking all of Lucas' money, and thus all his happiness. Time to MOVE ON!
His surplus enjoyment lol. I guess his pseudo intellectualism and his board games are a way to compensate for a lack of dollar bills and EBT meals to flash around. Its interesting to see him consistently poor but housed now whereas before it’d be motel king to ragman eating hot cabbage soup at the homeless shelter.

Edit: I was just imagining what would happen if Lucas went to a payday lender and took out $200 at 20% interest. I don’t think they’d let him without a job but he would totally do it without a second thought.
 
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Jesus fuck. It's amazing watching someone who's "poooor aaaaaaf" buying a 56$ steak and prawn meal while also tipping poorly. Gen Z loves poor tippers, I'm sure.
Remember, Lucas said that he usually doesn't tip. Like, at all.

He was interviewed by someone, cant remember who, who asked him how much he tips, and told him that the standard is 20%, then Lucas insisted that NO ONE usually tips. I would even doubt this supposed $4...

And this jew tipping on his "most expensive blah blah blah" meals. He sure cares about the working poor, huh?

If you can't afford to leave the tip, you can't afford the meal.
 
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