Did he go to a church service thinking at the end he was going to walk out with a bae. Mosaic Fellowship? It didn't happens so fuck christians/religion.
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Yeah, back in, I think 2020, he was "going to church" because one place that would let him stuff his fat face required sitting through the morning service first, and all he did was rant angrily about how he saw all these zoomer chicks with their "intra-ageil" boyfriends and how they all ignored him because they were "too scared" to leave their zoomer man or some equally stupid shit.
Comments. I'm surprised the 1 posted yesterday by cottrell812 hasn't been deleted.
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I still see it posted. It's on the one with the steak.
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Maxxicus Callahan
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Bumgrenade what a great username lol
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I love seeing #bumcel getting nuked in the comments. Warms my black heart.
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Lucas's tipping is yet another example of his inability to understand social norms. He does not comprehend the sentiment behind the 20%, and there is no way to explain it to him. If he did get it, he'd not give a shit. He does not recognize how he comes off, or why it matters to folks.
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The Freak is disgusted because he is not included in the hookup culture.
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The Freak is disgusted because he is not included in the hookup culture.
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If he was disgusted why would he want to be included?
There’s a lot of shit I find disgusting out there, plenty happy not to be included in it.
There’s a lot of shit I find disgusting out there, plenty happy not to be included in it.
The word he is looking for is “excluded” lmao “unincluded” is not a word. Fucking moron.
When he says he is disgusted by their behavior, what he means is their behavior of not hooking up with him. He'd be %100 willing to get his dick wet via 1 night stands.
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I wonder what caused the wound by his left eye?
Hey Freak, homeless chicks don't want to date you either. Remember Dorothy at the Cannon St. shelter. She didn't want you.
No girl homeless or not wants to date you.
No girl homeless or not wants to date you.
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I like when Lucas obviously bothers to Facetune his big fat head.
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Lol! Oh, yes, "Dorothy the Satanist". That was quite the saga. Old Tubby thought he had himself a Gen Z girlfriend. Of course, he didn't.
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I was thinking about something today, and I realized that this fact will never get through to Lucas, but it is, all by itself, (separate his many other obvious faults, of course) the reason why he fails:
Lucas tries to, in his words, "pose scientific information that might make someone change their mind". What does this suggest? It suggests that Lucas is well aware that the first reaction to romantic attention from him will be outright rejection, else why would he need to xhange their minds? He HASto change their mind, and his way of trying to do this is with science, which seems perfectly logical to him.
But people don't choose partners based on logic and science, Lucas. Attraction is instinctive, it's below the belt, not above the collar. No one is going to date someone they find ugly and unattractive, because that person presents a scientific or political argument, that suggests if they reject said person they become persona non grata.
People may vote based on logic, even though there's plenty of evidence to suggest that voting is just as instinctive as romantic partner selection. The problem with Lucas's entire retinue of rhetoric is that he is attempting to apply a logic solution, albeit a totally insane, pseudo-scientific one, to a problem that is 100% instinctive.
You could say, Lucas is trying to apply left-brain solutions, to a problem that is 100% right brain.
Lucas tries to, in his words, "pose scientific information that might make someone change their mind". What does this suggest? It suggests that Lucas is well aware that the first reaction to romantic attention from him will be outright rejection, else why would he need to xhange their minds? He HASto change their mind, and his way of trying to do this is with science, which seems perfectly logical to him.
But people don't choose partners based on logic and science, Lucas. Attraction is instinctive, it's below the belt, not above the collar. No one is going to date someone they find ugly and unattractive, because that person presents a scientific or political argument, that suggests if they reject said person they become persona non grata.
People may vote based on logic, even though there's plenty of evidence to suggest that voting is just as instinctive as romantic partner selection. The problem with Lucas's entire retinue of rhetoric is that he is attempting to apply a logic solution, albeit a totally insane, pseudo-scientific one, to a problem that is 100% instinctive.
You could say, Lucas is trying to apply left-brain solutions, to a problem that is 100% right brain.
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Not sex, Not money. The Freak is that much of an idiot to think he's going to fool people.
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That someone isn't Werner. He is fat and he smells bad. He also lives in a nursing home and has no money. Better off finding someone who has better qualities.
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If my time on this planet is brief, I don't want to spend that time with a fat, smelly hobo who expects me to mother him and be his sex doll.