Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas could easily get a prostitute, there must be at least one he's come across in his various shelters, mental hospitals and musical chairs he's done around Spokane. He's too much of a pussy to talk to any women. Well, easily could when he had money. It may all be gone now except for the pocket change after Mallon Place dries it up.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
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His understanding of economics is just hilarious. He doesn't work and is entirely parasitic but he thinks he is among the "Working class" because he makes a few youtube videos thus making him an entertainer and top class insult comedian and in one of his videos he was saying that his videos would be enough to entitle him to everything for free. The Government will just give everyone 1 Million dollars and because inflation doesn't exist everyone will be rich and be able to afford everything and it will just be a utopia on earth. If not for those greedy capitalists making people work for money and not having sex with Lucas. Everyone could be taken care of for free.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I was thinking about something today, and I realized that this fact will never get through to Lucas, but it is, all by itself, (separate his many other obvious faults, of course) the reason why he fails:

Lucas tries to, in his words, "pose scientific information that might make someone change their mind". What does this suggest? It suggests that Lucas is well aware that the first reaction to romantic attention from him will be outright rejection, else why would he need to xhange their minds? He HASto change their mind, and his way of trying to do this is with science, which seems perfectly logical to him.

But people don't choose partners based on logic and science, Lucas. Attraction is instinctive, it's below the belt, not above the collar. No one is going to date someone they find ugly and unattractive, because that person presents a scientific or political argument, that suggests if they reject said person they become persona non grata.

People may vote based on logic, even though there's plenty of evidence to suggest that voting is just as instinctive as romantic partner selection. The problem with Lucas's entire retinue of rhetoric is that he is attempting to apply a logic solution, albeit a totally insane, pseudo-scientific one, to a problem that is 100% instinctive.

You could say, Lucas is trying to apply left-brain solutions, to a problem that is 100% right brain.
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Lucas is familiar with rejection and exclusion. He's learned to expect them. He doesn't get to play the courtship game, doesn't get to date. He has devoted tremendous energy to crafting arguments about why this is unfair, and takes his talking points so seriously he dresses them up in the trappings of science and political theory.

The rhetoric and garbage science is Lucas trying to make himself attractive. He must be trying to "put his best foot forward." This is Lucas being seductive.

For Lucas to make himself seem attractive, he must insist people adopt a different measure of attractiveness. Do not judge him for his failures and lack of worldy success; this is not unattractive, because success in this evil Capitalist dystopia is a bad look. Good people are losers. To make himself seem attractive, Lucas must attack the very foundations of reality and insist that he has electrical jizz and is an interesting dude.

He can't play the courtship game like his hated rivals and coveted baes, so he insists everyone else play a different game with different rules and values. It's an interesting strategy to watch.
 
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mothman96 said:
It's the Incels like you that remain angry Freak.

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God, this is so fucked up. "Single men remain angry" with that little shrug like hey, it's just a simple fact. It's not my fault I'm seething with jealousy, it's your fault for not dating me! Fuck you Lucas. I've gone through periods where I was single for years, many guys do, and it didn't make me angry. I didn't spend the whole time obsessing about it, and I didn't blame women. It wasn't ten years at a stretch and I had friends, work, and hobbies to distract me, but again, whose fault is it Lucas doesn't have those things?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
It's kind of astonishing when you really think about Lucas's life. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't do his own laundry, he doesn't make his own bed, he doesn't prepare his own meals, he's not looking for work, he's not going to school, he doesn't interact with family, he doesn't have to take care of any kids, he doesn't have any hobbies, he doesn't have any interests...

When he's not lying on his stomach making inane videos, his entire life is trying to get his dick wet, and filling his stomach.

That's it. Lucas is nothing more than an empty stomach, and a dry cock.
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Hey now, it takes a lot of time and energy to be at the forefront of telomerase research! Skimming the abstracts of a few articles, grossly misinterpreting them, and twisting your conclusions into a pseudoscientific justification for why girls should fuck you is a labor of love.
 
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Lucas is familiar with rejection and exclusion. He's learned to expect them. He doesn't get to play the courtship game, doesn't get to date. He has devoted tremendous energy to crafting arguments about why this is unfair, and takes his talking points so seriously he dresses them up in the trappings of science and political theory.

The rhetoric and garbage science is Lucas trying to make himself attractive. He must be trying to "put his best foot forward." This is Lucas being seductive.

For Lucas to make himself seem attractive, he must insist people adopt a different measure of attractiveness. Do not judge him for his failures and lack of worldy success; this is not unattractive, because success in this evil Capitalist dystopia is a bad look. Good people are losers. To make himself seem attractive, Lucas must attack the very foundations of reality and insist that he has electrical jizz and is an interesting dude.

He can't play the courtship game like his hated rivals and coveted baes, so he insists everyone else play a different game with different rules and values. It's an interesting strategy to watch.
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This is precisely where his board game obsession stems from. It’s Wern’s basic cope for a world he can’t decipher and fit into. If you can’t figure out the game, create one yourself and force others to play by your rules.

He wants to create a reality where he cannot lose.

I wonder what kind of euphoria he must get when somebody actually does sit down and play one of his games with him? It’s probably the closest he gets to sex.

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