Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Bold of you to assume lucas bathes.....or uses soap

....Scratch that, considering what he does with deodorant he'd probably lick and/or eat the soap thinking it tastes like gen z
That brings up something interesting, about Lucas licking the deodorant:

We all know he licked it, but when the Geek Room questioned him about it, he insisted that he had sniffed it, understanding that licking someone's deodorant was a bad look.

And yet he filmed himself licking it. He couldn't not film himself licking it, even though he understood that licking it was a bad look.

This is the sort of contradiction that I don't understand in Lucas. He fusses over his hair, complains that it looks terrible without gel, and then takes the ugliest, least-flattering pictures of himself that I've ever seen a human take.

Is it that he's so narcissistic that he thinks presenting himself in any fashion is impressive, just because it's him, like if a little two year old kid runs out naked into the middle of his parents' party, just delighted with his own nakedness, and not realizing that it's socially inappropriate? Or is it that his vanity comes and goes? Does he have something, like a tic, compelling him to make these hideous images?

It's a mystery.

In a similar vein, he talks about the Voices on the Wind as if everyone should know what that is, and everyone has them, but then when directly questioned about the Voices on the Wind, he gets incredibly defensive, and clams up.

His ego defense mechanisms seem to flit in and out, as does his awareness of what is and isn't socially acceptable. It's one of the least consistent things about Lucas, who is clearly a creature of habit, (as we all are) and thus the most interesting to me.
 
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Lucas, your fucking idol, Bill Maher, says that the pandemic is over. So stop complaining about gen z slutting it up during covid.


"Just resume living. I know some people seem to not want to give up on the wonderful pandemic, but you know what? It's over.”

"There's always going to be a variant. You shouldn't have to wear masks...I haven't had a meeting with my staff since March of 2020. Why?"

Maher continued: "Also, vaccine, mask, pick one. You've got to pick. You can't make me mask if I've had the vaccine."

Maher added: "I travel in every state now, back on the road, and the red states are a joy and the blue states are a pain in the a**. For no reason."
 
The fat faggot coward is deleting all the mean comments on his posts. I bet he read them and thinks "reeeee, screw you, bigot! I am plenty good! Blocked!"

He has been kinda boring this week, with the exception of some exceptional pics he has taken of himself for his infamous memes. And he totally thought that buying that steak was a boss move.
 
The fat faggot coward is deleting all the mean comments on his posts. I bet he read them and thinks "reeeee, screw you, bigot! I am plenty good! Blocked!"

He has been kinda boring this week, with the exception of some exceptional pics he has taken of himself for his infamous memes. And he totally thought that buying that steak was a boss move.
I wonder what part of his body the fat from that steak went to. Probably his gut? His cheeks look like they're covered with four or five pads of fat each.
 
Got some comments screenshoted before the cow could go "reeee" and delete them. Lol at the $50 steak. Lucas is entitled to $50 steak!
 

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Luke's new IG video is a classic. Every issue is his to solve, but doesn't do anything about and now he's MAD

https://www.instagram.com/p/CV0xj_qlo3G/?utm_medium=copy_link
From saying he gets $70 left over after Mallon Place gets paid, now in this video he says $13 "after he pays his phone bill". Interesting he hadn't said anything about a phone bill until it was brought up in this thread last week. After blowing money eating at restaurants is he fishing for people to give him money?

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Having his feet in casts hasn't stopped him from waddling to the restaurants to stuff his fat self with mexican food, pizza, steak.

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The Freak is still trying to coverup diabetes is rotting his feet. "It's the walking he did".
 
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This is so delightful. All I have is thirteen fucking dollars a month lol. And he says he is getting fat because both his feet are in castes. Lucas is just lucky and yes fortunate that he has a roof over his head, meals provided free and medical treatment on the taxpayers dime.
He REALLLLLY wants a job now that he can't walk!!
 
He REALLLLLY wants a job now that he can't walk!!
Exactly. Now that he can't walk, all of a sudden a job is his number one want?

Apply at Walmart Lucas, at the very least, they would consider you for a greeter job, at least until you screamed at someone on your first day of training and got fired.

I know it goes without saying, but the casts aren't making you fat, Fatty. Three meals a day plus snacks plus a bigger steak than most people have ever eaten plus shrimp is making you fat, fat ass. Remember the cookie dough log? The jar of peanut butter? Your "binge days"?

PS HEY LUCAS! I know a place you could live where they wouldn't take all of your money every month! It's called back under a bridge! I hear they have rooms available for rent right now!

(Seriously, how dare this ingrate complain about the roof over his head being expensive, when it's still way cheaper than most poor People's living situations, and he threatened suicide over living on the street. He's never happy with what people do for him. It's never enough until you literally slide a vagina over his dick for him. And then he would probably request that you do the thrusting FOR him, because generating friction on his own is too much work.)

Let's be honest: this video isn't about work, it's not about him gaining weight, because that's never bothered him before. Lucas is upset because he doesn't have as much money to blow on gorging himself as he likes. That's what this is about.
 
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Fatty tries to calm himself down with the usual soothing platitudes about his relative maturity, and relates his inability to commit pedophilic acts to trans people being pushed into the bathrooms of their birth sex.

Well done, Lord Denim.


"Fuck you..... You need to love me!"

Ah, Fatty. Never change.
 
Alternate title suggestion: “well, well, well…if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.”


Well shit Lucas, let’s look at this. You’ve alienated all your friends and your family. Even when you were marooned mere hours away from your mother, penniless and lost, they merely shrugged and said meh.

You’ve been given chance after chance to better yourself but have managed to fuck it up each time. You’ve been evicted how many times, at least once for threatening your neighbors and ‘bouncing’ the stairwell.

You’ve been banned from numerous homeless shelters because you acted inappropriately towards the women who voluntarily give their time to help those less fortunate (often times scaring them away).

You’ve made international news for creeping on an underage barista at Starbucks. You’ve encouraged people you thought were underage women to cut off a finger as a testament of their love for you.

You’ve squandered every chance at an education you’ve been given (on the tax payers dime btw). Somehow, it’s more important to find a girlfriend than it is to find a way to provide for yourself.

You’ve neglected your health and your finances by constantly gorging yourself on expensive meals while neglecting to take your diabetes and psych medicine. As a result, you’ve been committed to a mental institution more times than I can recollect and now you have to wear casts as the diabetes is about to claim your feet.

The reality is that you have nowhere else to go aside from your nursing home because you’ve been kicked out of everywhere that’s taken you in. No-one is going to offer you a hand up because you’ve already slapped them all away. You have no friends, your relatives either ignore you and treat you like the shame of the family or actively mock you on Sofalaw. You have failed and disappointed every person who’s ever cared about you and horrified everyone else who’s ever interacted with you.

There is no happy ending here. This is the best you can hope for. You should remember these days fondly, because knowing your history, things are likely to get far far worse when you inevitably get kicked out.

You need to accept that Clinkerdaggers is a thing of the past. Falling in love with a Gen Z girl over a drink at Bistango’s is a fantasy that will never come true.

The reality Lucas is that you’re going to die fat, unloved and alone.... likely without your feet.... and it’s all your own goddamned fault.

It's the Incels like you that remain angry Freak.

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Gen Z women are fine with you staying angry, so long as you stay away from them
 
I like how he's still going with the "wisdom takes time and age" narrative right after bitching about what an embarrassing trainwreck his life is. Why wouldn't any gen Z babe want all the wisdom of a middle aged man in a nursing home? How is that not more appealing than a young guy who's got his shit together and isn't always just one bad day away from straight up dying? Guess it'll be a couple more decades before I have the wisdom to understand that one.
 
Besides not having the money he wants after Mallon Place gets paid I get the feeling the Freak hates it because he gets the cold shoulder from the other residents. That's why he wanted to "buy" his way in with "his" guy. Also it bugs the hell out of him it came out Mallon Place is an assisted living facility.

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It's never enough until you literally slide a vagina over his dick for him. And then he would probably request that you do the thrusting FOR him, because generating friction on his own is too much work.)
This sounds like something a fat Roman aristocrat would have a slave do for them while another slave feeds them grapes. “Thrust me in and drizzle on some olive oil slave. King Wern his Royal Fatness demands sex right now.

Edit: also Lucas bringing it up with management lol would like to see how that goes, can I speak to the manager I have a complaint, why no puss puss for me to fist and why no give me a million dollars?

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