Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Hmm...wonder what provoked that last little tantrum, and I hope the Mallom place staff get wind of it...

 

[Zoomer Bae]

Of all the stupid shit Lucas says the only thing that legit kind of bothers me is when he calls people “selfish” for not hanging out with him. That one word just embodies such a fucked up delusional worldview, where everybody owes Lucas their time, attention, friendship, and ultimately of course the young women owe him their bodies, their wombs, and their lives spent taking care of him and his spawn. He’s addressing complete strangers here, he literally thinks everyone who happens to live in the same city as him owes him a social life and ideal romance.

This 100%. Lucas sees women as things that another man can simply give to him. He doesn’t care at all about what potential romantic interests might want or care about. He eats as much food as he can at Mallon Place then spends all of his money buying expensive food and stiffing the servers. Lucas is more selfish and greedy than anyone he rants about.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CV6PwhKBbd6/?utm_medium=copy_link

He claims he got his board games out of storage

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CV6PwhKBbd6/?utm_medium=copy_link

He claims he got his board games out of storage

local copy

 

[Huge Fungus]

that's really far up towards northtown for him- what the hell was he doing there?

Its not even the farthest north that signs have been found. On page 1526, I stumbled across one by accident at Monroe and Francis. No clue what he was doing so far north in either case.

Lucas was much more mobile on those diabetic feet earlier this year than he is now...

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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It's his favorite game, but some of the pieces haven't even been unbagged yet? What's the over-under on Lucas having ever played this game in real life with another human being?

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Lucas needs an additional mask for his neckbeard. The way his pubic wattle hangs out from underneath his covid mask is really vile, even for him.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It's his favorite game, but some of the pieces haven't even been unbagged yet? What's the over-under on Lucas having ever played this game in real life with another human being?

Definitely a solid and decently fun board game. It helps me understand in a weird way his grids and meeple obsession. In carcasonne you expand your castle town walls and earn points based on your tile choices and which meeples you place on what set of tiles. The first to gather enough points based on their tile configurations and meeple placement wins.

He definitely thinks of his games emulating a system like that but in a needlessly complicated way. I was thinking how this could work well for a Railroad Tycoon board game too with tiles and meeples at certain intersections a game for this probably already exists

Best result searching Meeple Toss

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Does anybody think that throwing people like Lucas and Chris-Chan onto disability as soon as they get hair on their balls is doing them a great disservice?

I can't help but think if maybe they were forced to work for a living at a younger age, and forced to be out in normal society, instead of being allowed to isolate, they might be very different now. Give them a fucking chance to learn to be as normal as they can.

Now they've grown into middle age and are complete wastes of human beings who never learned how to take care of themselves and live in the world and relate to other humans in a normal way.

I guess it's a chicken and egg situation. Are they like this because they were damaged goods from the start, or did society just give up on them before they had a chance?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Does anybody think that throwing people like Lucas and Chis-Chan onto disability as soon as they get hair on their balls is doing them a great disservice?

I can't help but think if maybe they were forced to work for a living at a younger age, and forced to be out in normal society, instead of being allowed to isolate, they might be very different now. Give them a fucking chance to learn to be as normal as they can.

Now they've grown into middle age and are complete wastes of human beings who never learned how to take care of themselves and live in the world and relate to other humans in a normal way.

I guess it's a chicken and egg situation. Are they like this because they were damaged goods from the start, or did society just give up on them before they had a chance?

I like what you are saying here. Both answers can be true at the same time I think. Some people are unemployable because they are too difficult to manage or simply refuse to learn but I think it can also be because they weren’t given much of an idea of how they could participate in society and were not properly discouraged from their antisocial behaviour or poor attitude at an earlier age. Many people with handicaps can still work and learn but there is a difference when it comes to the arrogance of a lolcow that feels they are too good to work a shit job. Lolcows are kind of lolcows because they were never put in their place and instead have come to feel an unearned sense of superiority based on the workings of their internal world

 

[TurdFondler]

Society doesn't have any sort of way to deal with people like Chris and Lucas, and arguably Cobes too. Too broken to work for a living but not broken enough to be locked in a care facility 24/7

Most families are too busy with both parents working 40 hours a week to have given them the attention and care when they were younger and the public school system is not designed for it, nor should it be.

It's depressing but when you see r.etards from rich families where one parent was a full time carer, their outcomes are much different and much better.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Freak, you sure are up there. Up the creek with out a paddle that is. Or should I say up there rotting away, stuck in a bottom level assisted living facility.

Who exactly does he think he's above? He's amongst the bottom rung of society. Him having such an overinflated sense of self is hilarious.

Lucas needs an additional mask for his neckbeard. The way his pubic wattle hangs out from underneath his covid mask is really vile, even for him.

He should just wear a paper bag over his head. It might improve his chances with the ladies.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Damn, Gen Z sure is the smartest, most sophisticated generation.

https://www.thegamer.com/gen-z-survey-sonic-shakespeare/

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I like what you are saying here. Both answers can be true at the same time I think. Some people are unemployable because they are too difficult to manage or simply refuse to learn but I think it can also be because they weren’t given much of an idea of how they could participate in society and were not properly discouraged from their antisocial behaviour or poor attitude at an earlier age. Many people with handicaps can still work and learn but there is a difference when it comes to the arrogance of a lolcow that feels they are too good to work a shit job. Lolcows are kind of lolcows because they were never put in their place and instead have come to feel an unearned sense of superiority based on the workings of their internal world

Same with Kailyn Wilcher.
If she had been put in a life skills course, she could be out on her own with a job, a social life, and a place of her own.
Getting a tugboat at such a young age hasn't helped at all.
Seems like most of the cows just needed some old-fashioned discipline but never got it.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Great.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Great.

I'm sure he'll put that box of overpriced plastic and paper to good use. A month from now, it will be all cut up, written on with his bizarre schizo handwriting, and colored with the inability to stay in the lines of a one year old.

What sort of magical games will result from this box of materials, combined with Lucas's creativity? Think we'll get another game about pooping? Another game where you have to eat weed? One thing is certain: it will be a game where, even before the first move, the board has eight hundred thousand million billion possible setups. Suck it, chess.

But I guess Myrna and husband think, as has been said, that indulging any interest Lucas has other than pedophilia is probably the safest present. Although it would have been pretty funny if they got him another gift certificate, now that he's eating his feet to death.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas should just retire from game making.

No way is he gonna top Meeple Toss.

 

[Amewsed]

It's his favorite game, but some of the pieces haven't even been unbagged yet? What's the over-under on Lucas having ever played this game in real life with another human being?

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Lucas needs an additional mask for his neckbeard. The way his pubic wattle hangs out from underneath his covid mask is really vile, even for him.

You have to wonder why perfect 10 gen z babes aren't swooning for him.

Broke
Hobo
Beetus
Mrsa
Narcissism
Micro peen
Smells like a combo of kimchi farts, dumpster juice, the funk under toenails, and Surströmming
Melon head
Morbidly obese
Incel rage

I mean, a more perfect specimen doesn't exist. What gives agephobes/abelists/classists/biggits

 

[VoidFace]

I'm sure he'll put that box of overpriced plastic and paper to good use. A month from now, it will be all cut up, written on with his bizarre schizo handwriting, and colored with the inability to stay in the lines of a one year old.

What sort of magical games will result from this box of materials, combined with Lucas's creativity? Think we'll get another game about pooping? Another game where you have to eat weed? One thing is certain: it will be a game where, even before the first move, the board has eight hundred thousand million billion possible setups. Suck it, chess.

But I guess Myrna and husband think, as has been said, that indulging any interest Lucas has other than pedophilia is probably the safest present. Although it would have been pretty funny if they got him another gift certificate, now that he's eating his feet to death.

No matter what, the game will involve food. He is incapable of thinking about anything for longer than three seconds without food entering the mix.

 

[Da Dude123]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CV6PwhKBbd6/?utm_medium=copy_link

He claims he got his board games out of storage

If this is true, then this is extremely noteworthy. I for sure thought that those board games were in a landfill. If they were in storage, then where was this at? I have said before getting a storage shed would be a very, very smart use of Lucas's money. Not just for board games, but to keep clothing and other necessities.

Lucas has been very short when asked about the whereabouts of his board games. I figured with his short answer they were long gone. Maybe he really did have them stored somewhere.? Was some charity storing them for free? I am seriously intrigued if he actually had his games stored somewhere.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

If this is true, then this is extremely noteworthy. I for sure thought that those board games were in a landfill. If they were in storage, then where was this at? I have said before getting a storage shed would be a very, very smart use of Lucas's money. Not just for board games, but to keep clothing and other necessities.

Lucas has been very short when asked about the whereabouts of his board games. I figured with his short answer they were long gone. Maybe he really did have them stored somewhere.? Was some charity storing them for free? I am seriously intrigued if he actually had his games stored somewhere.

Yeah this is interesting. Wouldn't they have been stored at the facility that he got kicked out of? The fart box? Did he walk over there today? And also, he said it was one game and some papers? I seem to remember him having a lot more board games than that...