Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Correct me if I'm wrong but the dates on the bottles are just a guideline in most cases right? Just an advisory, a "best by" date beyond which the manufacturer/bottler/whatever can't guarantee it'll taste right
No, you’re correct. There’s generally little to no science behind best before dates. Pasteurized orange juice should theoretically be okay past the best by date as long as it’s been stored properly. If it’s been opened and unrefrigerated mold or bacterial contamination would be a concern, but it would also smell rancid and look off.
 
Nice to know I can hire the services of a raving derelict for only $50 on cash app. I’d rather light twice that much money on fire than give a bumcel fifty bucks to insult my grandma or my cow.

He’ll insult a cow will he haha
The dog and cat insult video market is booming. Lucas is quite the capitalist with this venture
 
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She's not overweight so the Freak wants her phone number.
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Virtue signaling aside, what the fuck is this blobfish pose and expression he's making lately?
"Look how sad and deep I am....Feel sorry for me!"

Either that or he's literally having trouble seeing himself onscreen while using his phone's camera, (I always forget that Lucas actually should be wearing glasses everyday... because he goes for YEARS without making any effort to get them, and consequently we so rarely see him wearing them) so the look of consternation and uncertainty is him wondering whether or not the picture he's currently taking meets his exacting standards.

Wouldn't want to look ugly or anything.
 
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Virtue signaling aside, what the fuck is this blobfish pose and expression he's making lately?
"Guys... Stop defending rape culture, you are scaring the hoes!"
As to the pose, probably his weight. Being obese and laying down can mess with your breathing, hence why fat people snore. He just might be at a stage where he is more comfortable breathing through his mouth whenever he is on his bed.
 
"Look how sad and deep I am....Feel sorry for me!"

Either that or he's literally having trouble seeing himself onscreen while using his phone's camera, (I always forget that Lucas actually should be wearing glasses everyday... because he goes for YEARS without making any effort to get them, and consequently we so rarely see him wearing them) so the look of consternation and uncertainty is him wondering whether or not the picture he's currently taking meets his exacting standards.

Wouldn't want to look ugly or anything.
That and I'd say he probably thinks the shirtless poses make him look sexy.

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To make up for his tiny dick he has a fist, a diseased mouth/tongue, will he be bringing up his fat gut too.

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"We seemingly live in a world where body types only attract similar body types. That's a tad bit bigoted. I'm seeing a lot of interracial couples out there, but this body type prejudice seemingly is still the norm."

Fascinating stuff. Coming from someone else, this could pass as bad satire. An edgy fellow, eager to own the libs, might take the piss out of identity politics by likening people's reluctance to date fat fucks to racism. But coming from Lucas, it's not a joke. He's earnest. He's not trying to point out anything about anyone, just get laid. And he can't, and won't, and knows he will spend the rest of his days as a sexless, useless thing, so he's whining. Being a deathfat faggot is exactly the same as being a member of a race, don't you know.
That and I'd say he probably thinks the shirtless poses make him look sexy.
Unlike most fat fucks I have encountered, Lucas goes shirtless alot, unashamed. It's as if he's never met his moobs before. Yet, he acknowledges that he's fat.
 
Rape is wrong guys. Also Have sex with me and provide me with woman or I will call the cops on you for drug possession
"Dance of the Telomeres" was a board-game-shaped expression of Lucas's ideal society, where the government kidnapped gen-z women and gen-x men and forced them to engage in a fake Prom.
Lucas is absolutely the kind of misogynistic manbaby that believes in state-mandated girlfriends.
This stupid meme is just another instance where Lucas insults humongous groups of people (guys just like, stop with all the rape hahaha!) as the pettiest form of vengeance against all males for not rolling up in front of Mallon Place with a girl tied up in the trunk.
What a dumbfuck hypocrite.
 
YouTube is going to make it so that you can't see the amount of dislikes a video has. It's a shame, seeing fatty's dislikes blow up as soon as they're posted was a thing of beauty. This is definitely going to go to his head, you know how he feels about that. "I can't see them anymore so they're not there!"
 
To make up for his tiny dick he has a fist, a diseased mouth/tongue, will he be bringing up his fat gut too.

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Is it just me or does it look like he is losing beard hair/thinning out? He usually had more of a defined beard specifically around his chin. It also looks like his hair is starting to grey more rapidly too.
 
Yeah, At least the Zulus gave the head of the household cattle when they married their daughters. What is Lucas offering, Since he thinks woman are a commodity to be traded I think he could at least do better than a single slice of pizza that's been slobbered on.
Lucas is the cattle, don't you see?
 
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For a moment I thought this was a Klikitat post, but nope, Lucas really said this unironically.
Thanks Lucas, my day WILL be a little bit nicer knowing you're THAT detestable to the point your own family does nothing to assist you in your abysmally exceptional lifestyle.
I've mentioned it before, but he doesn't seem to understand what it says about his family if they were millionaires and let him live the way he does... It's not a draw, it's a red flag.... Like how much must be wrong with him for a family with resources like that to abandon a son to the degree that they have?
 
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