Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Deleted my last post because I’m an idiot.

Anyway, the Lucas79 insta shows up for me, the kingdaddy(gag) one doesn’t. I’m not signed in so don’t know if that matters or not.

Edit: Oh the Lucas79 just stopped showing up. Our fat smelly friend must be lurking and locking down for a bit.
 
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Poop Chute said:
Yeah but I don’t either and just got blocked.

He just does it sometimes. I wouldn’t read too much into it.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he does it when he gets himself into one of his paranoid phases and thinks random people posting on his accounts are out to get him. I mean he isn't exactly wrong about that but he doesn't realize that cause he's an idiot. I also wouldn't be surprised if its literally the voices on the wind telling him which ones to block

For all his bluster and rage lucas is extremely paranoid, even if he frequently tries to hide it. Just look at how he acts in his videos, with his eyes darting around constantly and making a point to avoid people while making them. He did the same thing when he filmed himself walking around the shelter and visibly had to keep himself from scurrying off into a corner whenever someone told him to shut the fuck up

That said, a large part of his paranoia is likely caused by him knowing that others know about him enough to know hes a creep and he is constantly afraid of being called out for it in public. That paranoia is heightened by his mental problems to the point he assumes practically everyone is out to get him or secret kiwis, or in league with the greybeards or starbucks and such at times. The fact that he is extremely narcissistic doesn't help either, as he believes he is someone who is important enough to be noticed like that. After all he is some super genius that all the greybeards on post street ripped off so they could get the zoomer baes right
 
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WonderWino said:
I wouldn't be surprised if he does it when he gets himself into one of his paranoid phases and thinks random people posting on his accounts are out to get him. I mean he isn't exactly wrong about that but he doesn't realize that cause he's an idiot. I also wouldn't be surprised if its literally the voices on the wind telling him which ones to block

For all his bluster and rage lucas is extremely paranoid, even if he frequently tries to hide it. Just look at how he acts in his videos, with his eyes darting around constantly and making a point to avoid people while making them. He did the same thing when he filmed himself walking around the shelter and visibly had to keep himself from scurrying off into a corner whenever someone told him to shut the fuck up

That said, a large part of his paranoia is likely caused by him knowing that others know about him enough to know hes a creep and he is constantly afraid of being called out for it in public. That paranoia is heightened by his mental problems to the point he assumes practically everyone is out to get him or secret kiwis, or in league with the greybeards or starbucks and such at times. The fact that he is extremely narcissistic doesn't help either, as he believes he is someone who is important enough to be noticed like that. After all he is some super genius that all the greybeards on post street ripped off so they could get the zoomer baes right
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He does, he's super suspicious of ANYONE who follows him, especially if they don't seem to have any interests in common with him or haven't previously left positive comments or likes on his posts.

Depending on how paranoid he is at the time he checks his notifications he sometimes just blocks new followers if he doesn't recognize their name from other notifications or if he thinks they look even vaguely like they might find a site like Kiwi Farms entertaining.
 
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klickitat said:
He does, he's super suspicious of ANYONE who follows him, especially if they don't seem to have any interests in common with him or haven't previously left positive comments or likes on his posts.

Depending on how paranoid he is at the time he checks his notifications he sometimes just blocks new followers if he doesn't recognize their name from other notifications or if he thinks they look even vaguely like they might find a site like Kiwi Farms entertaining.
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Not liking statuses is never okay. The one time I interacted with him was when I was a friend on the John smith page. Not sure how I caught his attention. He messaged me because I wasn’t liking all his stuff. He then sent me his memes and videos to get my opinion. I told him “I get it. Its fine. We just have different humor. I tend to like intelligent, subtle humor—not shock jokes.”

He lost his mind. He sent a huge diatribe and then blocked me. He demands and seeks adoration.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Catfishing Lucas is too much bother. He's been made too paranoid to where he'll respond a few times as long as you're female, but then he scampers away.
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Yeah, I the LA Catfish Saga scared him badly enough that he decided (for now anyway) to stick to, "No you have to be local and come to me."

For all his public bluster, behind closed doors in DMs he was fucking terrified. Like beyond belief terrified, he legit thought he was going to die or that whoever lured him to LA was actively trying to get him killed.

He basically cried, literally, the whole time he was there and not making videos trying to prove that he was having a great time.
 
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His insta is still up, but my internet is being weird so I was only able to grab one of his dumb "memes":
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His insta is still up, but my internet is being weird so I was only able to grab one of his dumb "memes":View attachment 2737260
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Hey Lucas, you wont even work when you could get paid to right now. But you expect normal people to work for free? Even kids in elementary school have a better understanding of things like economics and being motivated to do something for mutual benefit. Go try your embarrassing ideas at some hippie commune and see how fast things fall apart
 
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Even his middle finger is fat
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And, just in case anyone doubts the depths of Lucas's insanity, I like to occasionally repost this video, where Lucas gets as close to explaining his auditory delusions as he ever has. Listen to the whole thing, and you'll begin to understand the complicated, surreal reality that Lucas lives in, which is constantly morphing from paranoia to mania. Its terrifying.
 
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Watch out everybody, Lucas has been working out:
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(Of course, he fails to understand that it's not about doing 100 crunches once, and being so sore tomorrow that he'll never do crunches again, it's about doing a reasonable amount of exercise on a regular basis. He could have done a thousand crunches today, wouldn't have given him abs!)
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Watch out everybody, Lucas has been working out:
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(Of course, he fails to understand that it's not about doing 100 crunches once, and being so sore tomorrow that he'll never do crunches again, it's about doing a reasonable amount of exercise on a regular basis. He could have done a thousand crunches today, wouldn't have given him abs!)
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This one is just...I mean, yeah, ok, good for him not laying around like a Hutt I guess, but I doubt he'll stick with it.

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