Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

"A lot of guys I chat with are Generation Z." "Most my guys are Generation Z".
What guys? He doesn't have any IRL guys. Is he talking about the guys that for a laugh feed his delusions on his IG?

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mothman96 said:
"A lot of guys I chat with are Generation Z." "Most my guys are Generation Z".
What guys? He doesn't have any IRL guys. Is he talking about the guys that for a laugh feed his delusions on his IG?

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Wtf does "catch up to my bros" mean? By his logic, if his Gen Z "bros" are into age gap love, they'd be into infants.
 
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Zaz said:
Wtf does "catch up to my bros" mean? By his logic, if his Gen Z "bros" are into age gap love, they'd be into infants.
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What the Creep is trying to do with lie about having a bunch of Gen Z bros is get the Gen Z girls to talk to him. Bunch of Gen Z bros talk to him, the Gen Z girls need to catch to the bros and talk to the Creep too.
 
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mothman96 said:
What the Creep is trying to do with lie about having a bunch of Gen Z bros is get the Gen Z girls to talk to him. Bunch of Gen Z bros talk to him, the Gen Z girls need to catch to the bros and talk to the Creep too.
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Funny how his new tactic doesn't quite line up with all his shitting on the men of Gen Z and how they're immature and terrible people etc. Shocking that he isn't consistent in his delusions...
 
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What a big, fat, creepy, ugly face. He is some sort of deformed bastard child of Stay Puft and the Pillsbury Dough Boy 🤮
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He literally has scabs on either side of his mouth fron his tard-shaving.

I get the feeling its gonna be a long while before we see a clean-shaven Lucas again. As soon as he shaves, he starts regrowing the bum beard.

So why shave at all?

Edit: and regarding the vaccination thing, if it wasn't for the sense of superiority he gets from being on the "moral" side of the liberal/conservative divide, Lucas would have nothing to say at all... Seriously, if his memes aren't about how you need to help him get his dick wet, they're about how much better he is than you. And literally nothing else.

Imagine you're Lucas: You wake up, and think to yourself: "Well here I am with my big dumb punchable potato head... Better make another asinine meme telling the world that despite my living in a tard home for bums, I'm somehow better for all the young women than any younger men! Absent that I'll just crow about my hot takes on political issues! Is it time for lunch yet?"
 
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SteveGoatman said:
Funny how his new tactic doesn't quite line up with all his shitting on the men of Gen Z and how they're immature and terrible people etc. Shocking that he isn't consistent in his delusions...
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The only reason he'll try to "friend" Gen Z guys is because he thinks if he buys them stuff like they will owe him Gen Z girls. He has done that before with Isaac and Isaac's friends. The Creep ended up pissed Isaac and friends didn't give him the hookup.

I just noticed he took that selfie in the guys room (17) whose "friendship" he's been trying to buy with the big bag of popcorn and the slice of pizza. Leads me to think that just maybe room 17 guy is a Gen Z (with some kind of disability -mental?) and that is why the Creep is wanting to "friend" him. In the Creeps mind the guy being a Gen Z will know Gen Z girls and the Creep will want for the guy to hook him up.
 
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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
That or literal fathers and daughters
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Or even grandfathers and granddaughters. I took my grandpa to a play a few years ago, and he was fairly unsteady on his feet, so whenever we went out I’d link arms with him. Some creeper “complimented” him on having a young girlfriend and it upset him for the rest of the night. I’d be willing to bet that the majority of age gap “couples” Lucas sees out and about are actually familial relationships. The actual romantic ones are probably just sugar daddy things or he’s misjudging the ages of the people involved. We know he’s not a good judge of relationships given that he thinks a guy hanging out or studying with several girls must be having sex with all of them.


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Right, because Michaela/Mikayla, Dance of the Telomeres, and Squonk Turds would really do a lot for childhood development.
 
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Zoomer Bae said:
Or even grandfathers and granddaughters. I took my grandpa to a play a few years ago, and he was fairly unsteady on his feet, so whenever we went out I’d link arms with him. Some creeper “complimented” him on having a young girlfriend and it upset him for the rest of the night. I’d be willing to bet that the majority of age gap “couples” Lucas sees out and about are actually familial relationships. The actual romantic ones are probably just sugar daddy things or he’s misjudging the ages of the people involved. We know he’s not a good judge of relationships given that he thinks a guy hanging out or studying with several girls must be having sex with all of them.


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Right, because Michaela/Mikayla, Dance of the Telomeres, and Squonk Turds would really do a lot for childhood development.
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He really looks like a fat old lesbian in this picture.
 
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Going through his old websites that I tossed up on virtualwern.com because I kind of feel like half assing a video on them and here are some gems:

Really Lucas? That's why it "doesn't interest you"? That's why rape isn't any fun for you?
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...what?
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Seriously, what?
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This era of Lucas was funny for harmless reasons in some ways. I particularly like the implication that he knows the inhabitants of Kepler 452-b are benevolent because he's personally spoken to them.
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Yeah, Gen Z or whatever, why do you only adopt homeless WOMEN from shelters? Does he seriously think homeless shelters are like animal shelters, where richer people just go to pick out a rescue to live with them?

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Wasn't he recently swearing up and down that he didn't think he was owed or entitled to a woman?
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Its worth noting he never actually says being a pedo is a bad thing in itself or that pedos do evil shit, he just claims he 'isn't interested' in it because 'kids don't produce enough progesterone'

He has also clearly thought about fucking kids here as somebody who was not a pedo and didn't see fucking kids as an acceptable thing to do wouldn't make arguments like 'kids don't produce enough progesterone' as an argument as to why they don't do it. They wouldn't care, they would simply discount doing pedo shit out of hand because it involves fucking kids. a non pedo wouldn't give a shit whether kids had enough progesterone to justify fucking them. and that shit about how rape is totally bad cause 'they struggle' speaks for itself, as does 'theres nothing sexier than consent! see i'm totally not a predator doing exactly what you should expect a predator to do!'
 
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mothman96 said:
The Creep can get the baes IRL if they were not anti-mask noobz kicking it at the bars.

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He won't go to the bars but wants to be invited to Gen Z parties where the Gen Z's will also not be wearing masks.
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He keeps going back to the mask thing as to his lack of baes. Earlier, it was the ID card, now back to masks. As has been brought up before, during the height of the pandemic before a vaccine was available, Lucas would often be seen wearing a mask outside, but not while he was inside a building during his videos. For him, a mask is just to virtue signal. He doesn't even understand when to actually wear one.
 
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mothman96 said:
The Creep can get the baes IRL if they were not anti-mask noobz kicking it at the bars.

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He won't go to the bars but wants to be invited to Gen Z parties where the Gen Z's will also not be wearing masks.
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'Stupid is just plain unattractive'

.....I'm not sure thats the kind of argument he should be making considering he's dumber than a bag of rocks. By his own admission its a reason zoomer baes find him unattractive
 
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