Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[VoidFace]

Are the meds making his mind somewhat clearer? This game would actually be fine for a four year old to have made it, and compared to his previous efforts this is a gargantuan step forward.

It may or may not be relevant, but when he insisted on talking to me about this particular special interest of his I tried to repeatedly hammer home that his ideas made no sense and were overly complicated.

 

[WonderWino]

Now THIS sounds a lot more like what Lucas is doing, and given that we're almost certain he has binge eating disorder, it's possible that the concocting is a compliment of that, and not a facet of his mental problems.... I mean obviously binge eating disorder is a sort of mental problem, but you know what I mean...

The two aren't mutually exclusive, and weird issues with taste and doing weird food combinations are a common symptom of schizophrenia. It could easily be both contributing in different ways

 

[Pink Freud]

This is the dude that would mix ranch dressing with a bottle of 7up and call it a “sauce” for whatever the fuck he had cooking. You can’t try to make sense of that without losing your own mind. Not even a child would think those two things belong in a pot together. Lest we forget cheesy cukes?

 

[VoidFace]

This just came up on my YouTube autoplay, so here is Lucas putting his untreated schizophrenia on full display:

 

[Jeep1971]

This is the dude that would mix ranch dressing with a bottle of 7up and call it a “sauce” for whatever the fuck he had cooking. You can’t try to make sense of that without losing your own mind. Not even a child would think those two things belong in a pot together. Lest we forget cheesy cukes?

Off topic but

This just came up on my YouTube autoplay, so here is Lucas putting his untreated schizophrenia on full display:

Is that the "voices in the wind"?

 

[VoidFace]

Off topic but

Is that the "voices in the wind"?

As far as any of us can tell: yes, or it is at least tangentially related. He has often talked about people "listening to the background noise" and believes this is normal, so this is about right.

Interestingly, though, I've noticed something new in that video: he calls people "commies" as an insult, briefly.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

This just came up on my YouTube autoplay, so here is Lucas putting his untreated schizophrenia on full display:

This should almost be a featured video in this thread somewhere. It could be the best example of Lucas clearly displaying just how crazy he really is.

Watching this you get a real sense of the “schizo-affective” part of his diagnosis of bipolar combined with schizo-affective disorder.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Rewatching his old vids, I think the wern might have a good shot at becoming a food review channel

 

[SteveGoatman]

As far as any of us can tell: yes, or it is at least tangentially related. He has often talked about people "listening to the background noise" and believes this is normal, so this is about right.

Interestingly, though, I've noticed something new in that video: he calls people "commies" as an insult, briefly.

Which video is it where he goes full rage and talks about girls going with grey hairs "BUT NOT ME!" and is practically spitting on the camera?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Which video is it where he goes full rage and talks about girls going with grey hairs "BUT NOT ME!" and is practically spitting on the camera?

it could be the notorious ""while you were busy getting everything I deserve" video, or maybe the stupid rap video where he rants about baes and grey hairs. I think he scream "Excuse me bigots!!"

I am sure other Wernologists will know....

 

[neutral grandpa]

As far as any of us can tell: yes, or it is at least tangentially related. He has often talked about people "listening to the background noise" and believes this is normal, so this is about right.

Interestingly, though, I've noticed something new in that video: he calls people "commies" as an insult, briefly.

Back when Lucas made this video being a communist and shitting on capitalism were not in style yet really. So years later Lucas is of course desperate to fit in with young people online so he acts like a full blown lover of the soviet union. which goes to show you he doesnt actually stand for anything, he just goes with whatever he thinks has the best chance of getting him more free money and theoretical zoomer girls

 

[VoidFace]

Which video is it where he goes full rage and talks about girls going with grey hairs "BUT NOT ME!" and is practically spitting on the camera?

It’s either While you were busy getting everything I deserve, or You’re going to hate when an atheist invented the computer and facebook, or this one:

 

[SteveGoatman]

It’s either While you were busy getting everything I deserve, or You’re going to hate when an atheist invented the computer and facebook, or this one:

Thissss is the one, thanks! Every one a while I like to watch the classics like this, and the world's saddest apartment tour.

 

[Trainwreck]

Happy birthday, you fat faggot.

Love, Mom

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Happy birthday, you fat faggot.

Love, Mom

I love how Myrna will use Lucas for "aren't I a good mother of a tard son" virtue signaling... And then ignore him for the rest of the year. She calls him "an incredible man", and suggest that his board games are complicated because of how smart he is, not because they don't make any sense, feeding into the ego which is Lucas's chief non-mental disorder problem. Lucas doesn't need patting on the back like a 3 year old, he needs a realistic, sober assessment of his progress and his responsibility, it's the only thing that has any chance of ever making him change, although at this point it's unlikely, as his bad behaviors and coping mechanisms are so deeply ingrained.

I've always found Myrna to be a histrionic, virtue signaling bitch. I don't like to take responsibility away from Lucas for how horrible of a human being he is, but it's clear that his mother has many of the same emotional problems.

I've never forgotten how, in her infamous piece about Lucas and his 200°, 6-day long fever when he was a baby that cooked his brain and made him an insane pedophile, she said that when she held him she knew that he would "never want for anything"....

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Yeah I think you could reasonably call being homeless for 5 plus years being wanting for a few things, dontcha think Myrna?

 

[mothman96]

Happy birthday, you fat faggot.

Love, Mom

If Myrna loves him so much and is soooo proud of his board game "designer skills" why doesn't she pay his way to visit her in Green Valley Arizona. Oh yea that's right, "Love, love, love, happy birthday son" as long as her insane Pedo Creep of a son stays far, far away from her. She deserves to have her Creep of a son be put on a plane with a one way ticket to Tucson and from there have a Uber pick him up and drop him at her front door.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Happy birthday, you fat faggot.

Love, Mom

She keeps it short and vague probably a good idea. Imagine she just tells everyone my 42 year old son is applying for a job at Hasbro and any day now he’ll be a gainfully employed board game designer. Her friends will look him up and be like yeah sure thing Myrna, I can see it now your son designing the next snakes and ladders or monopoly.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If Myrna loves him so much and is soooo proud of his board game "designer skills" why doesn't she pay his way to visit her in Green Valley Arizona. Oh yea that's right, "Love, love, love, happy birthday son" as long as her insane Pedo Creep of a son stays far, far away from her. She deserves to have her Creep of a son be put on a plane with a one way ticket to Tucson and from there have a Uber pick him up and drop him at her front door.

Myrna is like that with all her kids. "They're all in Washington and doing so well!". I know everyone does it on social media, but her smug bragposts about how she's traveling with all her upper middle-class friends make me kinda MATI.

 

[Jeep1971]

Myrna is like that with all her kids. "They're all in Washington and doing so well!". I know everyone does it on social media, but her smug bragposts about how she's traveling with all her upper middle-class friends make me kinda MATI.

Unpopular opinion but he's a whole ass grown man, Myrna put in her time.
She's as crazy as he is, only she's fortunate to have married well and not ended up like Lucas.
She SHOULD do more to help him just because, but she's not legally required to do so.

 

[Pump Meat]

This sounds more like the infamous post-covid loss of taste / smell. To my knowledge, Lucas has never complained that foods don't taste as they should, he just likes mixing together foods that objectively DON'T go together. And its certainly not the result of a dental procedure: his last dentist visit had to be with or before Suzanne, and evidence suggests Lucas has ALWAYS been this way about food. I would even bet that his ego about his own cooking stems from his parents thinking it was cute that lil' Lucas liked to mix together disparate ingredients, and told him he was a little chef. He's so proud of his culinary creations; he MUST gave gotten reinforcement about them at some point.

I appreciate the medical insight, (never heard of dysgeusia) but I dont think its quite the same thing. This is a bigger problem than dysgeusia. Something's wrong with his brain in the area of food pairing. Popcorn on pasta? Thats more of a textural abortion, but ok. Raw green beans and pepperoni in an uncooked tortilla? Mustard on a protein bar?

Its not as though lucas is simply using what he has on hand, and because of a lack of ingredients, is forced to try strange combinations. Rather, he has actually gone out and bought these bizarre incongruous ingredients for the express purpose of crafting these nauseating "dishes".

Before I start, I just want to make it clear that I’m not trying to correct you or intentionally powerlevel here, but I thought some gentle pushback might give us a chance to talk about something I’ve never seen discussed much before on this thread. I invite everyone to give their hot take.

Usually I skip all mention of COVID because I want to minimize my chances of talking to an aliterate paranoid sperg about the fundamentals of epidemiology, but you don’t fit that category and we aren’t in Internet Famous, so I’ll break protocol to say that the symptom in question would be ageusia.

Dysgeusia is the entire spectrum of changes to taste modality, but here is something that might be interesting to think about re: Lucas while we wait for the next saga to kick off. Why should we consider this a problem?

Any alteration to any sense is ultimately going to be rooted in the brain, so we probably all agree that something with Lucas’ brain is fucked up and that is the efficient cause for his eccentric gustatory habits. Being an outlier isn’t always a bad thing.

We are talking about the perceptions of a particular subject after all, so we couldn’t be dealing with something more subjective than this. If Lucas isn’t complaining and it isn’t keeping him from mechanically eating food, what is the harm? I could see how this might raise dietary concerns, in the sense that the dysgeusia motivates him to make poor choices in consumption, but he seems to inhale food at such volumes that he doesn’t strike me as a particularly picky eater.

Given what we know (which is precious little), I don’t think we could rule out past dental work. The chorda tympani is a fickle and sprawling bitch (the nerve primarily responsible for transmitting taste related sensation), trauma to the oral cavity from something like endodontic surgery could cause something like this and if Lucas never reported it, no one would know unless they watched his disgusting mukbangs he performs as a mating call.