Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I can't wait for Lucas "Peggy" Werner to claim that his electric scoot-scoot is just as good as a car, so all of these stupid Z-sluts should date him or they aren't real communists.

(In reality, he'll probably have a regular wheelchair that he's too much of a weak little bitch to push himself in, or he'll be dragging himself on the ground like a sloth.)

They should give him a cheap ratty plastic skateboard to sit on and wheel around the nursing home hallways by pulling himself forward with his hands....or with a sort of knuckle push like a gorilla

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Not only could he never OWN a car, he simply cannot drive. He is too mentally fucked up for it, and he knows that if he ever tried to drive unsupervised, he’d likely wind up dead. Like so many other things, he hates cars and the people who own them because he’s a pussy ass coward bitch, scared of cars so he hates them and those who drive them. He also knows that it’s not NORMAL to not be able to drive and he hates that it’s yet another thing separating him from normal human beings.

I wish I could drive sometimes but I don’t really care for owning a car and the associated expenses with it. Fortunately I live somewhere where I don’t absolutely need one but it would be helpful sometimes. I think North American society is far too car centric due to years of lobbying from the auto industry and the literal tearing up of street car lines in LA for example to make way for the automobile at the exclusion of public transit and walkable cities but Lucas just takes it so personally as if it’s a choice he is making out of concern for the planet.

If you drive a car it’s a moral failing on your part not out of a matter of necessity for people who need them many of whom are working poor who need one. I mean the US is one of the only countries in the world where you have a photo during lockdowns of people lined up in cars at a food bank. In a lot of other countries cars are more of a luxury than the only means of getting around but I digress Lucas is just mad and proud of walking on his dead foot against all medial advice.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Good thing he's here to preach to gen Z about a program that lost funding before they were born. Only took him over 20 years to come up with this too.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Glad he’s circled back to being a raging bumcel. Those board game videos were getting old.
Lucas: “Money worshiping covidhoes!”
Also Lucas: Put money in my cash app right now right now right now because I said so!
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The anger and the libido are definitely re-emerging through the haze of medication, holy shit. This is such classic incel horseshit. If Lucas knew anything about women he would know that no, they don't like assholes, nobody likes assholes. I mean maybe a small percentage of damaged, low self esteem women (and men) are actually drawn to nasty abusive pieces of shit, but for the vast majority it's a huge turnoff. I think Lucas just sees all men with any level of confidence as being assholes because he is jealous and afraid of them, and so he buys into the "women only like JERKS" incel meme much like Chris Chan did.

Also, in another weird example of Lucas' doublethink, even though he hates women for supposedly choosing jerks I think part of him very much wants this to be true. He is a very angry, bitter person who wants to call women bitches and sluts and "covidhoes", and if this also turns them on then all the better! But I think on some level he also realizes that they don't actually like it, because at the end of this meme he pathetically and transparently falsely retreats behind "nah, just playing". The attempt to reconcile "I desperately want to fuck you" with "I seethe with hatred at your denial of me" into "I... uh... tolerate you" is pretty amazing too.

Also this is minor but he just phrases things so weirdly, e.g. "you'll fuck my dick". Typically it's your dick that does the fucking. It's like when he says he "wants some clit", it's just something nobody says even when they're being gross. It just reveals that he doesn't talk to other people enough to know how people talk.

Edit: also, even if women were turned on by being insulted, it would be very autistic to outright say "see how I just insulted you? You want to fuck me now" like he does here. Like just confidently be an asshole and expect it to work, don't explain what you're doing as you do it, holy shit.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

You’ll take my brow beating lol.
It’s funny when tries to come up with his own ideas in memes that usually make little to no sense. Capitalism is not a drug, maybe petroleum is a drug if you are huffing gas which the Wern should do.

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D.A.R.E.: “A drug is any substance that affects the way the mind and body works”
Lucas: *applies the definition to abstract concepts which have no physical substance*

Checkmate, D.A.R.E.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Been watching "The Wern's 57 minutes meltdown" on klickitat's channel and I've noticed around the 45 minute mark. He says when he finally get a ZOOMER BAE, he wants to show the internet he has a girlfriend..... and make VIDEOS with her in and out of Patreon, he didn't really get into detail what type of videos they would be doing and I don't even wanna know. But one thing is for sure, the fat pedo wants to rub it in everyone's face that he finally got a boyfriend-free girl before returning to the "elk kingdom"

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

You’ll take my brow beating lol.
It’s funny when tries to come up with his own ideas in memes that usually make little to no sense. Capitalism is not a drug, maybe petroleum is a drug if you are huffing gas which the Wern should do.

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All these big brain drug memes...

...and Lucas would narc out everyone using ANY "substance" if he thought it'd get him a little girl.

He's threatened to rat out alleged heroin use, Isaac's supposed meth use; he's promised narcotics and opiates to try and lure underage women...Lucas, are you sure YOU should be the one bringing up drugs?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Pets. If he can't fuck them he'd eat them instead. I wouldn't put him alone with any pet.

I'd leave him alone with a Gaboon Viper.

He'd probably sympathize with it's plight of being fat, sitting around in the tank all day waiting for food.
If not, then at least we'd get puffy-faced Werner wandering into the hospital bleeding out every orifice for laughs.

If he wants no capitalism and no government who does he expect to get his EBT and 'disability' payments from? He'd be dead on the street in a month without a government to feed him and provide him with money

He wouldn't need money because everything he wants would just be free, obviously!*
*in his imagination

So I was bored and watching some youtube and came across this:

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Tell me this doesn't look like lucas
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Even weirder seeing as he was 'dating' a 16 year old. I think we may have found alaskan wern. Thats a rough looking 24 ffs. Must have super short telomeres

I see you and I watch the same YT clickbait crime channels...

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I think Lucas is trying to imply the ones in power are the Lizard people.

Imagine Lucas getting into Q anon that’d be something him saying protect the children

 

[Wernology]

Glad he’s circled back to being a raging bumcel. Those board game videos were getting old.
Lucas: “Money worshiping covidhoes!”
Also Lucas: Put money in my cash app right now right now right now because I said so!
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Oh he's circled back to this failed method?

He's one step away from trying the "wearing a baseball cap" thing again.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

El Blobbo is only fat because of Mallon Place. If he lived on his own he would be healthy and thin. (Despite the fact that, when he DID live in the Fart Closet, he wasn't any thinner)

He's done this before; this whole "holding my own life, health and future hostage until I get what I want".

Let's ignore that Lucas's idea of veganism is eating entire blocks of vegan cheese and dip. If he WERE to actually go vegan, which will never happen, he would remain just as overweight, the only change might be an increase in his blood pressure, because absent meat, he would carboload even more than he already does.

No, if you bother to translate this post from Wern to English, what it actually says is, "If you look at me and don't like what you see, just know that it's not my fault".

 

[Wernology]

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El Blobbo is only fat because of Mallon Place. If he lived on his own he would be healthy and thin. (Despite the fact that, when he DID live in the Fart Closet, he wasn't any thinner)

He's done this before; this whole "holding my own life, health and future hostage until I get what I want".

Let's ignore that Lucas's idea of veganism is eating entire blocks of vegan cheese and dip. If he WERE to actually go vegan, which will never happen, he would remain just as overweight, the only change might be an increase in his blood pressure, because absent meat, he would carboload even more than he already does.

No, if you bother to translate this post from Wern to English, what it actually says is, "If you look at me and don't like what you see, just know that it's not my fault".

I remember during his last homeless saga he tried the "I'm going V E G A N" thing and bought a whole mess of vegan junk food (fake meat jerky, cheese, stuff like that) and ate it all in one sitting while babbling on about how healthy it was.

I guess if it's vegan, calories are irrlevant.

 

[Da Dude123]

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El Blobbo is only fat because of Mallon Place. If he lived on his own he would be healthy and thin. (Despite the fact that, when he DID live in the Fart Closet, he wasn't any thinner)

He's done this before; this whole "holding my own life, health and future hostage until I get what I want".

Let's ignore that Lucas's idea of veganism is eating entire blocks of vegan cheese and dip. If he WERE to actually go vegan, which will never happen, he would remain just as overweight, the only change might be an increase in his blood pressure, because absent meat, he would carboload even more than he already does.

No, if you bother to translate this post from Wern to English, what it actually says is, "If you look at me and don't like what you see, just know that it's not my fault".

Not sure if Lucas will ever have his own apartment again. If he gets kicked out of Mallon Place he will be back on the streets and bouncing around hobo shelters. If he gets kicked out of Mallon place, his only shot of finding housing would be to move somewhere else.

I remember when he was in the fart box some of his grocery runs. He bought 20 lbs of ground beef once. He would also buy those bricks of cheese. Yeah, the going vegan thing will last as long as Lucas's idea of getting a job. No way will he go vegan.

Edit: I am not seeing that vegan post on IG. Did he delete it?

 

[mothman96]

Edit: I am not seeing that vegan post on IG. Did he delete it?

It's still there.

ETA:
The "death is going to stop you creep" was not meant for you @Da Dude123. Forgot I'd started a post for the Creep and didn't finish it, but the sentence was still there when I replied to you.

 

[The Mega Micro]

Vegan Lucas is always a treat. He loudly proclaims he’s vegan, then decides he has to be vegetarian because he can’t restrict his diet that much, then he makes the most disgusting salads three times a day spending a ton of money on food for it and realizes he can’t afford it so he becomes a “part time” vegetarian and only eats it three times a week or some shit.

Also, he has tons of posts bashing vegans and veganism from a few years ago on FB if anyone wants to go digging for them.

 

[Da Dude123]

Don't stand in his way!

 

[WonderWino]

Vegan Lucas is always a treat. He loudly proclaims he’s vegan, then decides he has to be vegetarian because he can’t restrict his diet that much, then he makes the most disgusting salads three times a day spending a ton of money on food for it and realizes he can’t afford it so he becomes a “part time” vegetarian and only eats it three times a week or some shit.

Also, he has tons of posts bashing vegans and veganism from a few years ago on FB if anyone wants to go digging for them.

Lucas's idea of dieting, right down to 'and its only 35 calories!' its exactly the kind of thing i'd expect from him

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Its also worth mentioning that nursing homes are legally required to have their meal plans approved by a registered nutritionist to ensure the nutritional health of the residents, so he can't claim the meals are making him fat unless he is massively overeating them. Those meals are specifically designed to not make slow metabolism seniors fat, no way in hell they would make him fat on their own if eaten as intended. In other words lucas can't claim 'I have no control over what they feed me! they are making me fat!' as an excuse for why he's turning into the goodyear blimp. He's just overeating like the obese compulsive eating pig that he is

 

[Jeep1971]

They should give him a cheap ratty plastic skateboard to sit on and wheel around the nursing home hallways by pulling himself forward with his hands....or with a sort of knuckle push like a gorilla

In my state if you get Medicare, it will pay for a zoomy scooter if you're an amputee.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

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I don't know.....work? Jesus Christ.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Also this is minor but he just phrases things so weirdly, e.g. "you'll fuck my dick". Typically it's your dick that does the fucking. It's like when he says he "wants some clit", it's just something nobody says even when they're being gross. It just reveals that he doesn't talk to other people enough to know how people talk.

So, I’ve been wondering for a while, because of this very reason, if Lucas isn’t a virgin still. Like no man who has had successful penis in vagina sex with a woman says stuff like ”I need clit on my dick.” It just doesn’t make sense.

Yes, okay, we know about Suzanne. But do we think maybe they dated and never had sex? The one photo we have of her, she’s shaving him. We know they had a nurturing relationship.

I get if you think I’m dumb and disagree, but think about this: has Lucas ever shown any correct insight as to what a woman thinks, wants, or feels? That is something that perhaps one might garner after some time spent and intimacy shared with the opposite sex.