Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The Mega Micro said:
Shawn received his head injury at age 8 from a car accident. He’s worked a lot of delivery jobs over the years, so I don’t know what has recently occurred that would prevent him from further working and only being able to collect SSI. His head injury seems to have left him with being impulsive and having behavioral issues - at least according to Lucas. He’s always been pretty consistent with that, but when he’s the source you always have to keep in mind he is unreliable. He also for years insisted Shawn is a pot dealer and only enjoys sitting around smoking pot. In 2013 or 2014, King Roy would not allow heir Lucas back into the home and Lucas wanted to report Shawn to the police for selling pot and report King Roy for making moonshine in his garage.

Also, Myrna and King Roy thought golden boy Seth had a learning disability when he was a child.
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Sounds like a long standing MO for lucas - trying to blackmail people to get what he wants using the cops. Considering he convinced himself that his neighbors were pedo drug dealers with underage girls as their customers i'd take any claims of moonshine and pot selling by his family as another example of his insanity and manipulation attempts. With him making those kinds of threats its no wonder his family wants nothing to do with him

Twrx said:
Not that this one is especially complicated, but where did he get the idea that the more complicated a game is, the better it is?
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He's pretty much always had that idea stuck in his brain. His logic is complicated game = good game, more complicated the game = the better it is = the smarter lucas is for coming up with such a complicated game
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas sounds very drugged here. Probably on anti psychotics to keep chimp outs at bay. These games he is creating are very unplayable and he himself does not understand how they are to be played, only that Lucas Werner should win. Very autistic stuff he is putting out. And what is going on in the background? I heard screaming and snoring.
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I heard some kind of wailing or singing, too. I was playing the video while cleaning my kitchen and went back to the phone to replay it. Sounds like either it's a looney bin, or people there are trolling him once they know he's recording his stupid videos again. I'm 50/50, I'm sure they hate him there as well.
 
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Burned CDs said:
I heard some kind of wailing or singing, too. I was playing the video while cleaning my kitchen and went back to the phone to replay it. Sounds like either it's a looney bin, or people there are trolling him once they know he's recording his stupid videos again. I'm 50/50, I'm sure they hate him there as well.
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It could be both a mad house and people trolling him. I imagine he irritates everyone, including mentally unwell, and handicapped individuals.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas sounds very drugged here. Probably on anti psychotics to keep chimp outs at bay. These games he is creating are very unplayable and he himself does not understand how they are to be played, only that Lucas Werner should win. Very autistic stuff he is putting out. And what is going on in the background? I heard screaming and snoring.
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I think someone either caught on that he hasn't been taking his meds or they noticed they're not working. He's doing the classic Wern increasingly incoherent schizo rambling he does whenever his meds wear off but he's obviously pretty sedated in this vid. I think they're trying to keep him calm while they either adjust his meds or try to cajole him into being more compliant.

This is interesting because he either let himself be sedated like this, which is unusual, or someone is not giving him much of a choice.
 
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Lucas is drenching his food in pepper again. Pepper is good on lots of things, but that much? That is outrageous.
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klickitat said:
He's looking and sounding soul crushingly depressed. That gives me life.

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Damn, endlessly coming up with nonsensical, tedious board games that no one will ever play is such a grim, depressing hobby. And it's the only thing he has in his life apart from bitching about being single. He also just keeps shitting out new concept after new concept without developing any of them beyond a verbal pitch and occasionally what he can do himself with markers or that "make your own board game" white box kit he got. Needless to say that none of these will ever get produced and sold, but he's not even giving us updates where he shows work or improvement on a game. I've never looked but I can imagine boardgame design hobbyist videos online probably have people showing off art they've made, game pieces they 3D printed etc, and presumably with some level of happiness and enthusiasm. Lucas in this vid sounds like an office worker whose wife left him the night before, hung over as fuck giving a presentation about something he cares nothing about, thinking about the gun in the closet at home. This is his one hobby, the thing he does for fun.
 
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I don't think he actually has a single interest, possibly food being the only thing, since his mom used it to soothe him. It might just be me, but he always seems angry doing anything connected to what he says are his interests. I think he views shit like board games as something gen z is into, and he thinks he can use it to rope in a zoomer. Just like when he kept saying the bible was a instruction book. I still don't understand that, and I've given up trying to understand it.
 
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Twrx said:
Not that this one is especially complicated, but where did he get the idea that the more complicated a game is, the better it is?
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It's part of his narcissism. In his mind complicated means you have to be smart to create/play it, so if he makes it complicated that means he must necessarily be smart (and he is very self-conscious about his lack of intelligence, as he should be).

That said, he did say to me once, "I guess my brain isn't on the chess level." That leads me to believe that, at least on some level, he knows being needlessly complex doesn't make something intelligent as chess isn't complicated (from a rules standpoint) and he admitted to not being bright enough for it.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I think someone either caught on that he hasn't been taking his meds or they noticed they're not working. He's doing the classic Wern increasingly incoherent schizo rambling he does whenever his meds wear off but he's obviously pretty sedated in this vid. I think they're trying to keep him calm while they either adjust his meds or try to cajole him into being more compliant.

This is interesting because he either let himself be sedated like this, which is unusual, or someone is not giving him much of a choice.
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I agree. He's so docile it's like he's in a trance.
Maybe he thinks pepper will counteract the effects of the meds in his brain!?
 
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VoidFace said:
It's part of his narcissism. In his mind complicated means you have to be smart to create/play it, so if he makes it complicated that means he must necessarily be smart (and he is very self-conscious about his lack of intelligence, as he should be).

That said, he did say to me once, "I guess my brain isn't on the chess level." That leads me to believe that, at least on some level, he knows being needlessly complex doesn't make something intelligent as chess isn't complicated (from a rules standpoint) and he admitted to not being bright enough for it.
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That's something I would've expected from Chris Chan. But still hilarious.
 
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You get my customer service voice because honestly going through this bullshit felt like having to explain shop policy to a fucking Karen.

Enjoy me drinking progressively more gin while trying to make sense of his stupid fucking game.

Chat is on, but I'll probably be asleep.


 
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