Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

klickitat said:
My favorite set of Lucas losing control in public and to the whole internet.

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I love how he occasionally looks around to make sure nobody's coming after him when he rages in public. It's a small few seconds of self awareness for him because he clearly knows that most people find screaming nonsequiturs and slurs in public is unacceptable.

Edit to avoid a doublepost: he also seems to think the world is hiding gen z women from him as if everyone is keeping them in a bunker to stop them from dating him. While gen z women should avoid him at all costs, his personality repels them naturally. He can't find them because as soon as women see a crazy bum screaming in the street, we get creeped out and take a different route to avoid them.
 
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Mister Uno said:
Damn I got second hand embarrassment from that. I can't imagine listening to that shit in person.
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So his original video at the start isn't blurred out, but he's filming in the communal shower area of House of Charity.

Imagine your life already being so shit that you're stuck at a homeless shelter, then some fat, smelly incel is in the shower not actually showering but yelling at his phone about how barely legal teens won't fuck him or invite him to parties.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"Violent men don't lose control. Ever... Except for me, but only because of the caffeine in my soda fusing with the radioactivity from a reactor in Japan"
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Radioactive caffeine sounds like something out of an asylum tier superhero movie. I mean in his case it ended up with lucas becoming homeless man with all the powers of autistic rage and room clearing BO

klickitat said:
So his original video at the start isn't blurred out, but he's filming in the communal shower area of House of Charity.

Imagine your life already being so shit that you're stuck at a homeless shelter, then some fat, smelly incel is in the shower not actually showering but yelling at his phone about how barely legal teens won't fuck him or invite him to parties.
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So lucas 'totally doesn't want to fuck a guy' werner was recording in a mens shower area. No red flags there at all
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Has Lucas ever worn a fedora, thinking it makes him instantly "classy"?

If so, he'd be the stereotypical fedora'd Nice Guy™ "euphoric" atheist.
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Not sure, but according to Cyril, he wore a "wizard hat" with the top cut out of something. Apropos, considering he was successful in reaching that virgin status.
 
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Fatty was apparently up all night on another posting spree.

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klickitat said:
So his original video at the start isn't blurred out, but he's filming in the communal shower area of House of Charity.

Imagine your life already being so shit that you're stuck at a homeless shelter, then some fat, smelly incel is in the shower not actually showering but yelling at his phone about how barely legal teens won't fuck him or invite him to parties.
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I imagine this scenario is fairly tame for a homeless shelter. I imagine that life at a homeless is quite colorful and interesting, and one grows accustomed to wonders like fat maniacs shouting profane gibberish.

Lucas doesn't fit in at the homeless shelters. He doesn't fit in anywhere, however hard he tries, and mostly he wants to fit in with teenagers. There's something fascinating about watching a 40 year old hobo try to seize the attention and esteem of middleclass teens, and his long struggle to make name for himself as an atheist thinker is a high point in Wernology. And I mustn't forget his brief, disastrous foray into Fetlife, where he was chased off by degenerates with names like "Dildogaggins."

Lucas spends a lot of time around other homeless and mentally ill folks. If he belongs to a community, it's the unfortunate souls who use the same social services he does. And while Lucas would rather compare himself to Gen Z flatbills, who he inexplicably sees as rivals for access to Gen Z puss puss, these unfortunate souls provide Lucas with his irl social context.
 
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37yearolddickrightnow said:
Not sure, but according to Cyril, he wore a "wizard hat" with the top cut out of something. Apropos, considering he was successful in reaching that virgin status.
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a wizard hat you say?
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Lucas gets more cartman like every day

Tard Police said:
Fatty was apparently up all night on another posting spree.
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I like how he ended one of those with 'at least theres ice cream' which is interesting considering myrna pointed out that taking lucas to the park and getting him an ice cream was a method she used to cheer him up. Here he is 30+ years later still creeping around parks and talking about how ice cream with sooth him if he doesn't get what he wants from a woman
 
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a wizard hat you say?
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I like how he ended one of those with 'at least theres ice cream' which is interesting considering myrna pointed out that taking lucas to the park and getting him an ice cream was a method she used to cheer him up. Here he is 30+ years later still creeping around parks and talking about how ice cream with sooth him if he doesn't get what he wants from a woman
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Speaking of ice cream, I was watching this:
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41 minutes of Spokane's favorite incel.

I'd ask if Lucas has anything better to do, but we all know he doesn't.
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...and giggling that Lucas bought a joint that was named "mitten cake", with "kush mint", just because those names reminded him of two of his favorite ice cream flavors, cake batter, and mint chocolate chip.

One way to guarantee that Lucas buys your weed, is to give it a stupid name that recalls some of his favorite junk food. His other joint from this day was "purple grape soda", and he seemed puzzled that the marijuana didn't literally taste like grape soda.

For someone who fancies himself such a weed connoisseur, he's an absolute idiot when it comes to this stuff, much like everything else.

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Huh? I guess this is another one of those memes that makes sense only to Lucas. Nearest I can figure, he's expecting people to shower him with the woman parties purely based on his professing atheism? And why is this over a handsome Squidward image?
 
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I see he's back to posting bad selfies with blurry text--how the actual fuck do you get blurry text on an image when using imgflip? I don't mean on purpose blurry I mean "took this at 640x480 then just enlarged it in my potato phone's photo editor" level blurry.
 
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Twrx said:
He is completely and totally aware of his actions. Like every other lolcow, he only brings up his mental health, to use it to excuse his actions. Just like Chris and Phil. I came home so fucked up that I'm rated at 100 percent by the VA for PTSD. Know who's responsible for my actions? Me. Just like Lucas is responsible for his. His parents are useless, and never taught him accountability, and that he isn't the problem, everyone else is the problem. All you need to see the type of parenting he had, is that blog Myrna posted, about how a girl he loved didn't return the sentiment, and how she didn't invite him to a party or no one showed up to his party. I can't remember the entirety, but it pretty much was nothing but how her special little boy was mistreated and undeserving of the treatment and woe is her.

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Which YouTube video is it?
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Speaking of ice cream, I was watching this:
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41 minutes of Spokane's favorite incel.

I'd ask if Lucas has anything better to do, but we all know he doesn't.
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...and giggling that Lucas bought a joint that was named "mitten cake", with "kush mint", just because those names reminded him of two of his favorite ice cream flavors, cake batter, and mint chocolate chip.

One way to guarantee that Lucas buys your weed, is to give it a stupid name that recalls some of his favorite junk food. His other joint from this day was "purple grape soda", and he seemed puzzled that the marijuana didn't literally taste like grape soda.

For someone who fancies himself such a weed connoisseur, he's an absolute idiot when it comes to this stuff, much like everything else.

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Huh? I guess this is another one of those memes that makes sense only to Lucas. Nearest I can figure, he's expecting people to shower him with the woman parties purely based on his professing atheism? And why is this over a handsome Squidward image?
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So basically, the handsome Christian Gen-Z Squidward is getting all the girls and the ugly atheist hobo squidward is single?

tfw Lucas makes a meme to own the Gen-Z Christians but only ends up owning himself.
 
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