Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Tard Police said:
It's hilarious this is even on his radar considering he's got a DV charge and has countless videos of him chimping out in public. He's always such a good example of the shit he pretends to advocate against.

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If THIS is the Jessica he's attempting to hit up, he's really barking up the wrong tree. Apparently she's a lesbian:

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Author banned from Facebook for 'calling out creep who told her to do porn'

Jessica Taylor was blocked from using the platform because she broke its rules on harassment and bullying.
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His extreme weight gain is making the size difference between his borderline-microcephalic head and massive bullfrog quadruple chin/neck even more exaggerated. Ain't no Myspace angles hiding that!
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
If THIS is the Jessica he's attempting to hit up, he's really barking up the wrong tree. Apparently she's a lesbian:

www.google.com

Author banned from Facebook for 'calling out creep who told her to do porn'

Jessica Taylor was blocked from using the platform because she broke its rules on harassment and bullying.
www.google.com www.google.com

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His extreme weight gain is making the size difference between his borderline-microcephalic head and massive bullfrog quadruple chin/neck even more exaggerated. Ain't no Myspace angles hiding that!
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Judging from this article, something tells me she'd have some strong reactions to the way he talks about women when he's not in one of his "Respect women!" Phases.

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-married lesbian
-very low opinion of men in general
-past the fecund range
-lives in the UK
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
If THIS is the Jessica he's attempting to hit up, he's really barking up the wrong tree. Apparently she's a lesbian:

www.google.com

Author banned from Facebook for 'calling out creep who told her to do porn'

Jessica Taylor was blocked from using the platform because she broke its rules on harassment and bullying.
www.google.com www.google.com

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His extreme weight gain is making the size difference between his borderline-microcephalic head and massive bullfrog quadruple chin/neck even more exaggerated. Ain't no Myspace angles hiding that!
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Yeah, I doubt that Jessica woman would waste time talking to Lucas. If she did he would get triggered if she called him out. I hope we learn more about this Jessica. Also, be sure to dislike that video on Youtube that Lucas made about talking to her.
 
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Tard Police said:
It's hilarious this is even on his radar considering he's got a DV charge and has countless videos of him chimping out in public. He's always such a good example of the shit he pretends to advocate against.

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"Violent men don't lose control. Ever... Except for me, but only because of the caffeine in my soda fusing with the radioactivity from a reactor in Japan"
 
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klickitat said:
My favorite set of Lucas losing control in public and to the whole internet.

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Going back and watching these videos, I noticed something. IIRC, this is about may/June 2020. A year and a half ago. For lack of better words, look how much “better” his walking is. He’s certainly not signing up for any marathons here, but he was at least capable of getting around well enough. Not pretty, but functioning.
Fast forward to when skeletor was interviewing him and bought him shoes. Someone pointed out “is that a rotting hole in the bottom of his fucking foot???”
As of recently, he’s in full wound care wrap and fitted with diabetic shoe casts. And he doesn’t give a fuck. This was only over the course of a year and a half. At this rate, his feet will be gone in a year.
 
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Pink Freud said:
Going back and watching these videos, I noticed something. IIRC, this is about may/June 2020. A year and a half ago. For lack of better words, look how much “better” his walking is. He’s certainly not signing up for any marathons here, but he was at least capable of getting around well enough. Not pretty, but functioning.
Fast forward to when skeletor was interviewing him and bought him shoes. Someone pointed out “is that a rotting hole in the bottom of his fucking foot???”
As of recently, he’s in full wound care wrap and fitted with diabetic shoe casts. And he doesn’t give a fuck. This was only over the course of a year and a half. At this rate, his feet will be gone in a year.
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He's probably counting on it. More shit he can use to attempt to get a zoomer to pity him.
 
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Tard Police said:
Judging from this article, something tells me she'd have some strong reactions to the way he talks about women when he's not in one of his "Respect women!" Phases.

Recap:
-married lesbian
-very low opinion of men in general
-past the fecund range
-lives in the UK
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I don’t think that’s who he’s talking about in the video. He said that he talked to the Jessica that he made a video about, I doubt this woman would have spoken to him. I think it’s just a coincidence that he posted a screenshot from this Jessica around the same time.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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I like how he formats his text into an unreadable Jenga tower to fit in his upper torso.
 
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VoidFace said:
Imagine going on Instagram to brag about beating someone, who I’m 98% sure is slow, in a board game…

While implying they beat you several times before.
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I think that post has less to do with bragging about winning and the real takeaway is that Lucas totally creepshotted some random slow in the mind so he could brag about not being alone on Christmas.
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That may not have aged well...
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I still think Lucas is more dangerous, he’s just never been given an opportunity. Hypothetically let’s say Chris wasn’t locked up and when Bob died we put Chris and Barb in a home by themselves. Meanwhile, next door we put Lucas and his niece in a home with no supervision and we just watch what happens next. I would be willing to bet my savings account that Lucas would do something unsavory within a month while Chris on the other hand waited ten whole years filled with catfish and rejection before he finally rubbed his last two brain cells together to come up with a good explanation for making his mom into his sex doll.
Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, I doubt that Jessica woman would waste time talking to Lucas. If she did he would get triggered if she called him out. I hope we learn more about this Jessica. Also, be sure to dislike that video on Youtube that Lucas made about talking to her.
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He has two followers that may be Jessica, he follows them both too. If she’s real I guarantee they’re fucking with Lucas for kicks.
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Rogowski said:
I think that post has less to do with bragging about winning and the real takeaway is that Lucas totally creepshotted some random slow in the mind so he could brag about not being alone on Christmas.

I still think Lucas is more dangerous, he’s just never been given an opportunity. Hypothetically let’s say Chris wasn’t locked up and when Bob died we put Chris and Barb in a home by themselves. Meanwhile, next door we put Lucas and his niece in a home with no supervision and we just watch what happens next. I would be willing to bet my savings account that Lucas would do something unsavory within a month while Chris on the other hand waited ten whole years filled with catfish and rejection before he finally rubbed his last two brain cells together to come up with a good explanation for making his mom into his sex doll.

He has two followers that may be Jessica, he follows them both too. If she’s real I guarantee they’re fucking with Lucas for kicks.
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It's not a matter of if he'll snap, it's a matter of when he will
 
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