Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is plenty good. Plenty good at being a pedo. Plenty good at boardgames. Plenty good at life.

He's not going to hand us a juggernaut of a curve ball with regards to a happening yet still interesting enough for 1800 page's of content. He's a Plenty good cow.

This man digs a hole that he doesn't understand is a hole. That's what he's capable of and should be represented in regards to how much he can be held responsible for.
He understands that he's doing wrong and understands that he must face consequences for the actions he takes but he chimps out on receiving his punishment.

Lucas really has no parallel in regards to a lolcow, yes I know many will point out ADF but ADF is spastic and doesn't actually know half of what he's saying. Lucas is more like onion boy or DSP as he's completely responsible for his actions yet contains that twist of a little late saga Chris chan where the line blurs and his mental state affects actions yet he's still responsible for his behavior.
He's got no Bella or other crazy that is driving the train beside himself and that fucking train is about to depart the station without him.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is that girls snatch totally visible? The panties are just pulled off to the side and the cleft is in full view.
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Yeah it looks like her snatch is visible to me. Gee I wonder why lucas picked that image. I'm not sure I want to wonder about what kind of shit must be on his phone

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I love that he thinks these are skills an employer would find useful.
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The closest thing to a skill he has listed is 'lifting objects' which I suspect is only there because at one point he got demoted to idiot who takes crates off of mcdonalds trucks.....and still managed to get fired from that for incompetency
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Lucas claims that Spokane is a "Mecca" of age-gap love. Now to us nasty agephobic bigots the idea of a Gen-Z girl anywhere from age 10 - 26 holding hands with LITERAL BOOMER MEN is gross and disgusting at best, if not outright predatory degeneracy at worst; yet Lucas claims to see this "all the time".
The idea of this makes Lucas smile. Even when he's happy, he looks like a fucking creep.
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Hey Lucas, if Spokane is such a great place for age-gap love then why are you still single?
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Because zoomer baes are bigots who only want money, duh.
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Yeah it looks like her snatch is visible to me. Gee I wonder why lucas picked that image. I'm not sure I want to wonder about what kind of shit must be on his phone


The closest thing to a skill he has listed is 'lifting objects' which I suspect is only there because at one point he got demoted to idiot who takes crates off of mcdonalds trucks.....and still managed to get fired from that for incompetency
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Also, how is he gonna "lift objects" when he inevitably loses his feet?
 
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ManfromtheMoon said:
While waiting for the werns probable return after winter. I want to open up a topic that I'm fairly sure some of the OG Wernologists must have heard of. This is about how much accountability should we give to the crazy bumcel with alot of mental illness and short telomeres. Cause there are moments of lucidity during the homeless saga, which is arguably him in his most deranged.

PS: yes I'm aware he's a hedonistic POS pedo, I'm just interested to what degree are his actions his own and how much of it is his rutting animal brain
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Gee, you mean one of the same autistic talking points that have been argued countless times in this thread already? Read back through the thread and lurk more if you're that dead set on being an apologist for the massive list of fucked up shit he's said and done over the years. It's not a worthy conversation to derail this thread with for the ten millionth time.
 
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He's trying to find himself a man now apparently.

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Tard Police said:
He's trying to find himself a man now apparently.

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No, that's how he sees HIMSELF. Even though he couldn't help from chucking glasses at Suzanne because he got jealous of the guy sitting with his teenage daughter at a nearby table, he sees himself as a grand lover, who's only slighted by circumstance, in the Cyrano de Bergerac mold.

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The world NEEDS pedo "memelords", without these "workers", our civilization falls apart...
 
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What the hell is he trying to say here? I may be wrong, but it hit me a bit ago. Lucas's parents remind me of the Michigan shooters parents. His parents didn't give a shit about him, and instead of getting him a high powered lawyer like they did for themselves, they left him to a public defender. They knew he was a threat, and didn't give a shit. I can't help but think Lucas's parents would do the same.
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Twrx said:
What the hell is he trying to say here? I may be wrong, but it hit me a bit ago. Lucas's parents remind me of the Michigan shooters parents. His parents didn't give a shit about him, and instead of getting him a high powered lawyer like they did for themselves, they left him to a public defender. They knew he was a threat, and didn't give a shit. I can't help but think Lucas's parents would do the same. View attachment 2835950
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He believes without the police that things would be plenty good and people would give things away. No one would beat him up or be mean to him. No way! People would just give Fat Lucas things because he wants them and needs them. It is the police that stops this from happening. 🌙 Lunacy!
 
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Da Dude123 said:
He believes without the police that things would be plenty good and people would give things away. No one would beat him up or be mean to him. No way! People would just give Fat Lucas things because he wants them and needs them. It is the police that stops this from happening. :lunacy: Lunacy!
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Meanwhile, as soon as Casper the friendly fat black man hits Lucas with his phantom steel baseball bat, he goes crying to the poor Spokane Metro cops, who at least get a good laugh out of his zit / concussion / head wound.
 
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Bitch-Boy be simpin' HARD erraday!
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Does dickhead know that women outnumber men in universities nearly 2 to 1?

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No, that's how he sees HIMSELF. Even though he couldn't help from chucking glasses at Suzanne because he got jealous of the guy sitting with his teenage daughter at a nearby table, he sees himself as a grand lover, who's only slighted by circumstance, in the Cyrano de Bergerac mold.

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Does he know that in his communist/socialist utopia, there wouldn't be any "small businesses"? He seems to think that under communism, everyone would be able to eat at Clinkerdagger. The truth is, Clinkerdagger wouldn't exist.
 
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Twrx said:
What the hell is he trying to say here? I may be wrong, but it hit me a bit ago. Lucas's parents remind me of the Michigan shooters parents. His parents didn't give a shit about him, and instead of getting him a high powered lawyer like they did for themselves, they left him to a public defender. They knew he was a threat, and didn't give a shit. I can't help but think Lucas's parents would do the same. View attachment 2835950
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This Lucas attempting to Wernsplain to us the L.A. Riots.

According to renowned historian Dr. Niggae Luke, apparently during the L.A. Riots when entire sections of the city became no-go zones for police the Black and Korean business owners came together and began selling everything "for free". Realizing that all the businesses were giving away their goods and services for free, the police were then sent in again to force the businesses to start charging money again.

This has been a History Moment with Dr. Niggae Luke.
 
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Tard Police said:
It's hilarious this is even on his radar considering he's got a DV charge and has countless videos of him chimping out in public. He's always such a good example of the shit he pretends to advocate against.

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Yeah I was about to post this too. Like… It isn’t a bad take, but it is so inapplicable to him because Lucas is a violent man who DOES lose control. In front of the very few women who have shown interest in him, in front of his parents, in front of any people who have been a friend to him, in front of strangers, in front of his landlords, in front of cops, in front of the staff at homeless shelters, etc. etc. etc. lmao
 
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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Very well said. I also think Lucas is fully culpable for the way his life is. Yes he is schizo and bipolar and those are handicaps, but not everyone with those conditions ends up a lolcow, much less a Lucas tier horrorcow. And at the end of the day he chooses not to take his meds unless forced, not to go to therapy unless involuntarily committed, and not to work on himself at all.

Ultimately I think all of Lucas’ problems are the results of a decision he made, consciously or unconsciously, in his teens or early 20s, that he was never going to do anything he didn’t want to do, and that he would never allow himself to think an uncomfortable thought. Thus the refusal to work, to improve himself or even to recognize any faults in himself. He’s one of those people who has never been wrong about anything, everything is someone else’s fault. That’s one of the most infuriating types of people to be around and everyone who may have once cared about him rightfully cut him out of their lives. You can’t help someone who refuses to do any of the work and is a childish, ungrateful asshole every step of the way. That has always been his real problem, not his mental illnesses per se.
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He doesn't have any ambition or pride. I know schizos who have their own subsidize apartments and with some assistance can live alone independently and prepare meals for themselves, clean house,do laundry,etc.
He is perfectly happy having food, housekeeping and laundry all done for him while he lounges in his room or common areas. He could live independently too but he is lazy and exceptionally complacent.
So his mental health is no excuse for his current station in life. It's all on him.
 
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IceQueen said:
Yeah I was about to post this too. Like… It isn’t a bad take, but it is so inapplicable to him because Lucas is a violent man who DOES lose control. In front of the very few women who have shown interest in him, in front of his parents, in front of any people who have been a friend to him, in front of strangers, in front of his landlords, in front of cops, in front of the staff at homeless shelters, etc. etc. etc. lmao
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My favorite set of Lucas losing control in public and to the whole internet.

 
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