Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Amewsed]

Its worth mentioning that the residents of those places don't wear masks indoors, just the staff, so he's being mental about where he wears it again. Not that that cloth pos isn't worthless anyway

He follows "the science."

The science that tells him his feet are going to rot off if he doesn't stop his disgusting gluttonous ways is not good despite evidence to the contrary.

The science that tells him he's not a viable candidate for a mate because of years of documented natural selection isn't good enough.

We all know the fertile lioness is looking for the weakest, handicapped, beta male lion in the bunch. That's real science.

The telomere scientist actually telling Garbage Pail Lucas his take on telomeres is wrong isn't good enough. Nope. Lucas' years of weebly posts is real science.

The ultimate lefty science; if you don't agree with him, you're some kind of "phobe/bigot."

 

[Zoomer Bae]

He follows "the science."

The science that tells him his feet are going to rot off if he doesn't stop his disgusting gluttonous ways is not good despite evidence to the contrary.

The science that tells him he's not a viable candidate for a mate because of years of documented natural selection isn't good enough.

We all know the fertile lioness is looking for the weakest, handicapped, beta male lion in the bunch. That's real science.

The telomere scientist actually telling Garbage Pail Lucas his take on telomeres is wrong isn't good enough. Nope. Lucas' years of weebly posts is real science.

The ultimate lefty science; if you don't agree with him, you're some kind of "phobe/bigot."

But he’s read, like, dozens of abstracts!!!

 

[IceQueen]

I am now reminded of the image of his old gf shaving him

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LMAO omg I had never seen this!! Got any more pics from this time period?

I cannot believe that Lucas at one point had everything he wants in a woman: someone who loved him despite his MANY flaws and his MANY, MANY mental illnesses, who let him live in the house she owned and took care of him 24/7, never making him work, do household things (he claims he did but we know he didn’t), or even be on meds. She went as far as to groom him because he is too much of a retarded moron to do it himself. And she had sex with him. Literally the ONLY thing he had to do was not be violent towards her, and he couldn’t do that.

It is a damn miracle that Lucas EVER had someone like that. But he fucked it up, and now somehow has the audacity to think it will ever happen again, with someone even younger and prettier. The levels of delusion this man resides in…

 

[Amewsed]

But he’s read, like, dozens of abstracts!!!


I'm convinced!

 

[Wernology]

Going through his old websites that I tossed up on virtualwern.com because I kind of feel like half assing a video on them and here are some gems:

Really Lucas? That's why it "doesn't interest you"? That's why rape isn't any fun for you?

...what?

Seriously, what?

This era of Lucas was funny for harmless reasons in some ways. I particularly like the implication that he knows the inhabitants of Kepler 452-b are benevolent because he's personally spoken to them.



Yeah, Gen Z or whatever, why do you only adopt homeless WOMEN from shelters? Does he seriously think homeless shelters are like animal shelters, where richer people just go to pick out a rescue to live with them?




Wasn't he recently swearing up and down that he didn't think he was owed or entitled to a woman?

 

[Jeep1971]

I'm frankly still shocked he hasn't been kicked out for doing dumb shit.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas claims that Spokane is a "Mecca" of age-gap love. Now to us nasty agephobic bigots the idea of a Gen-Z girl anywhere from age 10 - 26 holding hands with LITERAL BOOMER MEN is gross and disgusting at best, if not outright predatory degeneracy at worst; yet Lucas claims to see this "all the time".
The idea of this makes Lucas smile. Even when he's happy, he looks like a fucking creep.

Hey Lucas, if Spokane is such a great place for age-gap love then why are you still single?

 

[Wernology]

Lucas claims that Spokane is a "Mecca" of age-gap love. Now to us nasty agephobic bigots the idea of a Gen-Z girl anywhere from age 10 - 26 holding hands with LITERAL BOOMER MEN is gross and disgusting at best, if not outright predatory degeneracy at worst; yet Lucas claims to see this "all the time".
The idea of this makes Lucas smile. Even when he's happy, he looks like a fucking creep.
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Hey Lucas, if Spokane is such a great place for age-gap love then why are you still single?

I mean if he is seeing it what he's likely seeing, if it's not some nasty predatory bullshit, is probably a sugar daddy situation, which he can't afford.

 

[mothman96]

The Pedo Creep of Mallon Place needs a mate.
The Creep has been creeping downtown Spokane since March 2016 and I'm sure he'd been up and down Post St and had never seen the "Mecca of Gen Z baes with older dudes" until his insane scrambled egg ruttin animal brain came up with it this year.

The Creep took that selfie inside a transport van. Mallon Place provides residents with transportation to medical appts so the Creep must have had an appt (beetus feet?)

The only one doing the talking about Post st being the spring-autumn romance mecca is the insane Creep.

ETA:
Ninj'd by @Fanatical Pragmatist

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I mean if he is seeing it what he's likely seeing, if it's not some nasty predatory bullshit, is probably a sugar daddy situation, which he can't afford.

That or literal fathers and daughters

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Apologies if this has been posted here before. It's a few years old, but it's about a 24-year-old Spokane woman dating a 60-year-old man.

http://www.storytrender.com/56770/s...age-gap-relationship-was-love-at-first-sight/

When you Google "Spokane Age Gap Dating" you get the above story and....

https://www.mrctv.org/blog/age-gap-...sm-after-being-banned-starbucks-hitting-minor

 

[mothman96]

Apologies if this has been posted here before. It's a few years old, but it's about a 24-year-old Spokane woman dating a 60-year-old man.

http://www.storytrender.com/56770/s...age-gap-relationship-was-love-at-first-sight/

When you Google "Spokane Age Gap Dating" you get the above story and....

https://www.mrctv.org/blog/age-gap-...sm-after-being-banned-starbucks-hitting-minor

Relationships like that happen but are not the norm. The "Mecca of Gen Z's with older men" Lucas is talking about is all in his insane rutting animal brain.

ETA:
In 1 of the OutCastOwls videos with Skeletor and 24Eyes on there, Skeletor brought up the "age gapping" the Creep says is happening on Post St. Skeletor asked 24Eyes if he has seen the age gapping happening on Post St., 24Eyes shook his head no.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas claims that Spokane is a "Mecca" of age-gap love. Now to us nasty agephobic bigots the idea of a Gen-Z girl anywhere from age 10 - 26 holding hands with LITERAL BOOMER MEN is gross and disgusting at best, if not outright predatory degeneracy at worst; yet Lucas claims to see this "all the time".
The idea of this makes Lucas smile. Even when he's happy, he looks like a fucking creep.
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Hey Lucas, if Spokane is such a great place for age-gap love then why are you still single?

He literally ALWAYS looks sketchy. Even his most "handsome" smile gives off chomo vibes. Or, in this case, short bus vibes.

Re: the "age-gapping" that Lucas is "seeing", don't let's forget he's delusional; he sees and hears things that clearly do not occur, casebin point: 4 year olds at the mall propositioning him, (he doubled down on this in Jeremiah's interview btw) and women in outside his fart closet screaming "We want babies!" up to his window for two hours. When pressed on these things, he doesn't see anything strange about them. When Jeremiah kept telling him that he didn't think it was very likely that four year olds were coming up to Lucas in the mall propositioning him, Lucas just said "Yeah! It was pretty weird..." ... completely missing Jeremiah's point that it may NOT HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

But he’s read, like, dozens of abstracts!!!

What a fuckin' half-wit. You have to read the whole article to truly get all the nuance of the research. I also guarantee he doesn't fully grasp what he is reading in the abstracts a lot of the time either. He interprets it as he wants to so that it suites his screwed up theories.

Relationships like that happen but are not the norm. The "Mecca of Gen Z's with older men" Lucas is talking about is all in his insane rutting animal brain.

He's probably seeing teenagers with their fathers and assuming they're in a relationship. Either that or he's making it up. He's not exactly the most trustworthy source.

 

[Jeep1971]

I mean if he is seeing it what he's likely seeing, if it's not some nasty predatory bullshit, is probably a sugar daddy situation, which he can't afford.

He is projecting his own filthy thoughts on other people. They could be a father/daughter duo but in his mrsa riddled noggin, he sees something dirty.

 

[WonderWino]

Apologies if this has been posted here before. It's a few years old, but it's about a 24-year-old Spokane woman dating a 60-year-old man.

http://www.storytrender.com/56770/s...age-gap-relationship-was-love-at-first-sight/

When you Google "Spokane Age Gap Dating" you get the above story and....

https://www.mrctv.org/blog/age-gap-...sm-after-being-banned-starbucks-hitting-minor

That woman is supposed to be 24? She looks like shes in her 40s ffs, and looks like a headcase

Also:

A 37-year-old Washington man is accusing his local Spokane Starbucks of ageism after they reportedly banned him for hitting on a 16-year-old barista

Every time he lies and tries to claim she was 23 he should be shown this article

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas claims that Spokane is a "Mecca" of age-gap love.

So is he admitting he's a complete failure because he can't even score in the "Mecca" of child molestation?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

So is he admitting he's a complete failure because he can't even score in the "Mecca" of child molestation?

To be fair, even if we had a Chomocracy under President Epstein where the Rosenbaums ran around enforcing the pedo rule of law, Lucas Werner would still be a sexually frustrated incel because he's a lazy hobo bum with schizo delusions who can barely feed himself.

 

[GLUE SNIFFER 9000]

When you Google "Spokane Age Gap Dating" you get the above story and....

https://www.mrctv.org/blog/age-gap-...sm-after-being-banned-starbucks-hitting-minor

To his credit, he's the second result on Google. Granted it's a story showing what a creep he is......

There is a part of me that is morbidly curious to see what a date with a 'Gen Z Chick' would actually be like.
Like, if there was a reality show based on setting up weirdos with their dream dates so that the audience to gawk in horror.
I have no doubt that it would be an absolute disaster, but I'd love to see what happens if/when this dog finally catches the car.

I'd also love to see him work a normie, office job too. Like that work study he used to yell about, just to see what kind of mess he'd get into.
It'd be like hiring a dog as a secretary, but without the charm of a dog pretending it's a person.

 

[Pump Meat]

I am now reminded of the image of his old gf shaving him

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Jesus Christ.

This perfectly captures the absurd and dangerous reality of what a romantic relationship with Lucas really is, because this is the very same woman Lucas will come to terrorize with Domestic Violence.