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Now that I'm back from having to be social with other people, I kind of want to make these into a video showcasing Lucas' mary sue fanfic--sorry, game.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Now that I'm back from having to be social with other people, I kind of want to make these into a video showcasing Lucas' mary sue fanfic--sorry, game.
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Holy shit. Finding out Lucas has a Twitter is like finding out the Library of Alexandria had a secret basement that didn’t burn down.
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Yeah, he was active on it for awhile and then probably forgot his password. Still an important part of Wernology.
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Man we really have low view rightfully so of Lucas but, his edgy, lazy and or need to rebel, is going to lose him limbs. LIMBS. I say again, for either "pwning the trolz" "pity points" and or "to get more social services" Lucas is going to give his limbs up.
Man, mother fuckers in Vietnam, (many forced poor and POC mr I hate the troops Werner) took a bullet in the foot or meat of the leg/ass. Just to get out of tiger traps, living in a jungle, and being in a fucking war. Lucas is going to take more a loss of body when he's already fed/clothed/washed. I'm frankly shocked, but I seriously think the mix of Mallon place giving ZERO fucks (and Lucas will get no help from King Roy or Momma about this) and his own self destructive behavior is going to be worse off than someone trying to escape a war.
When people are talking his new angle from the fart chair (as I deem his wheelchair and new home) about "ableism" being the new battle cry, I seriously don't doubt it. I know it's being said with some lulz implied and poking fun at fatty but seriously, this will be him soon. I'm frankly in shock he's sunk this low. Lucas has and can scam and at times knows when he's in deep shit or how to avoid it best he can. Lucas admits he was scared in LA, he knew this wasn't comfy Spokane.
Really when you do large catch ups of Werns rapid falling apart, it's hard to sum it all up or soak it in, frankly I feel my post is skipping 2/3s of the shit I just soaked in towards his new insanity. I gotta check in more because this wild ride is really ramping up.
He's in a fucking nursing home scam, ballooning up, going against his docs and going to lose his feet, while still sperging about girls and wanting money.
Oh happy Bday Pukas another day free of puss puss.
Man, mother fuckers in Vietnam, (many forced poor and POC mr I hate the troops Werner) took a bullet in the foot or meat of the leg/ass. Just to get out of tiger traps, living in a jungle, and being in a fucking war. Lucas is going to take more a loss of body when he's already fed/clothed/washed. I'm frankly shocked, but I seriously think the mix of Mallon place giving ZERO fucks (and Lucas will get no help from King Roy or Momma about this) and his own self destructive behavior is going to be worse off than someone trying to escape a war.
When people are talking his new angle from the fart chair (as I deem his wheelchair and new home) about "ableism" being the new battle cry, I seriously don't doubt it. I know it's being said with some lulz implied and poking fun at fatty but seriously, this will be him soon. I'm frankly in shock he's sunk this low. Lucas has and can scam and at times knows when he's in deep shit or how to avoid it best he can. Lucas admits he was scared in LA, he knew this wasn't comfy Spokane.
Really when you do large catch ups of Werns rapid falling apart, it's hard to sum it all up or soak it in, frankly I feel my post is skipping 2/3s of the shit I just soaked in towards his new insanity. I gotta check in more because this wild ride is really ramping up.
He's in a fucking nursing home scam, ballooning up, going against his docs and going to lose his feet, while still sperging about girls and wanting money.
Oh happy Bday Pukas another day free of puss puss.
Is it razor burn? Maybe it's MRSA. He needs to wash his face twice a day and use an astringent like Sea Breeze to kill that nasty shit.He also can't manage to get all of the hair off.
I mean Jesus Christ, dude, you're 42, and you shave like a little kid who got into daddy's shaving kit then tried to do it blindfolded.
He tries to blame a cheap razor but, like, it's not...that hard. I used cheap Bic single blade razors (sometimes dull af because I was dirt poor at one point) all the time and still manage to shave everything off my face and not slice it up like I'd been face rubbing a cheese grater.
Even with the razor I use now that's a single blade that uses a removable actual blade, I only nicked myself a couple of times while getting used to the different angle I had to hold it at and the length of strokes I could use vs. a disposable razor that, even if you're a borderline retard, you can usually just slide right over whole huge areas in one stroke and not start bleeding.
Plus, he clearly knows how to use his phone as a mirror, why would he not go back and get the spots he missed? That's rhetorical, he's a slob and doesn't give a shit, but y'know...
Apparently after I've had a drink or two the fact that Lucas is 42 and can't groom himself even semi-properly becomes a pet peeve.
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Sorry for a double post sperg but I needed that!
My late Uncle used that saying all the time....
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I've been drinking a bit, but oh well.
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Speaking of losing body parts, once he's at the point of losing limbs its only a matter of time before he eats himself to beetus induced blindness as well. Then he won't even be able to see the zoomer baes anymore. I can see his swiss cheese brain coming up with all kinds of paranoid auditory delusions at that point. That said, can you imagine a morbidly obese, limbless and blind lucas flailing around on the floor in the nursing home screeching like a retarded child when the voices on the wind convince him some zoomer nurse is working there and wants him?
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It's a travesty as well, he has the name of the good Arnold Rimmer but is possibly sadder and more worthless than the one aboard Red Dwarf.
This guy literally cannot keep his bizarre obsessions out of something as simple as a board game. I understand gimmicks and inside jokes but really?
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He also can't manage to get all of the hair off.
I mean Jesus Christ, dude, you're 42, and you shave like a little kid who got into daddy's shaving kit then tried to do it blindfolded.
He tries to blame a cheap razor but, like, it's not...that hard. I used cheap Bic single blade razors (sometimes dull af because I was dirt poor at one point) all the time and still manage to shave everything off my face and not slice it up like I'd been face rubbing a cheese grater.
Even with the razor I use now that's a single blade that uses a removable actual blade, I only nicked myself a couple of times while getting used to the different angle I had to hold it at and the length of strokes I could use vs. a disposable razor that, even if you're a borderline retard, you can usually just slide right over whole huge areas in one stroke and not start bleeding.
Plus, he clearly knows how to use his phone as a mirror, why would he not go back and get the spots he missed? That's rhetorical, he's a slob and doesn't give a shit, but y'know...
Apparently after I've had a drink or two the fact that Lucas is 42 and can't groom himself even semi-properly becomes a pet peeve.
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I am now reminded of the image of his old gf shaving him
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And yet, in spite of this evidence, he whined on Fetlife how he "didn't want a mommy".
He clearly wants and needs a mommy, he can't even shave himself.
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This feels and looks like a threat.
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I really want to know who took the picture of Suzanne shaving him and posted in on the internet.
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It's kind of tempting to go through some of his old webpage manifestos and read them but that means I'd have to read them.
Zoomer Bae
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Probably because that stare makes him look like a serial killer.
His eyes show what is inside the Creep is malignant as hell.
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Werner King: A Foodology with Lord Bumcel
https://the-cobras-nest.creator-spring.com/not officially official, but more official than the official merch.Subscribe, like and share. If you want to suppo...
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This is long as hell, and I haven't watched even a quarter of it, thinking that it's mostly reuploads, but there may be some new stuff in here.
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Holy shit “Michaela” is such an amazing showcase of Lucas’ virulent insanity, I love it. The stuff about how these girls discover new ideas they think are their own, but are actually implanted by a telomere wizard from the future using “physics” to brainwash them across time is such great unintentional cosmic horror. And of course it has obvious parallels with the “Voices on the Wind”, clearly the idea of women having thoughts externally implanted into their minds has a lot of significance for the Wern, it’s not just a wacky sci-fi concept. Wild how he’ll get so defensive if you say “schizophrenia” to him but then he’ll make a board game with that as the central concept. Has he not even absorbed through cultural osmosis the idea that voices from nowhere telling you what to do equals crazy? I feel like even little kids know that.
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LeeLoo
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This is from the fat bitch who will insult your cat for $50. What an unbelievably stupid and hypocritical FatFaggot.
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I honestly feel that Milayla and the Dance of the Telomeres was the peak of Wern’s lunacy. Nothing has and probably nothing ever will compare to it.
In terms of its absolute absurdity, Mikayla lore is the closest thing that the Wern has ever had to resemble a genuine creative idea.
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Its worth mentioning that the residents of those places don't wear masks indoors, just the staff, so he's being mental about where he wears it again. Not that that cloth pos isn't worthless anyway