Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The combo of ego and the fact that he can't tell he's being made fun of is great.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
It blows me away whenever any pro-abortionist exposes the fact that they literally don't understand what fertilization means. It's so central to their debate and yet they enthusiastically and repeatedly let you know "I don't know jack shit."
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The meme is dumb because the protestors would have to be protesting at a clinic that performs a hysterectomy, the female version of a vasectomy; not an abortion clinic where the sum of male (sperm) & female (egg) inputs is being terminated.

Its doubly dumb because Lucas literally sees women as breeding factories who's purpose in life is to pop out babies.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
The meme is dumb because the protestors would have to be protesting at a clinic that performs a hysterectomy, the female version of a vasectomy; not an abortion clinic where the sum of male (sperm) & female (egg) inputs is being terminated.

Its doubly dumb because Lucas literally sees women as breeding factories who's purpose in life is to pop out babies.
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That is right! He used to refer to them as "ovulators". In fact, that voice mail message that was recorded on that cat fish's voicemail called her an ovulator. At that time, Tubby was in the mental hospital due to a "suicide threat". Now, if this was mentioned to Lucas then autisitc screeching would commence. Moooove on, moooove on! Is what the cow would say. That was in the past and you're a bigot for not moving on.

I find it fascinating that he has at least for now abandoned the whole idea of having children. I think at some point he will circle back around to it. But telomeres was his identity and so was his idea that he was totally ready to be a father.
 
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He must be heavily medicated since the nursing home saga began. Notice he barely moos about gen z and telomeres anymore. It has been replaced by sperging about communism and his demented boardgame designs. Even talking about food is infrequent now. He is so fucking boring now. Fortunately for the young ladies of Spokane, they don't have to worry about an odious sasquatch eye fucking them at the bus station at least.
 
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Twrx said:
He's using words he associates with black people, so only a matter of time before he uses the word nigga/nigger, and then finally talking about how it's a word white people shouldn't use. Maybe he'll change it up and throw in the phrase cultural appropriation this time.
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You must be new here… He’s already done this, a thousand times. He uses the N word ALL the time, except for very short phases where he decides that it’s bad and no one should ever say it.
 
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GOOD.
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Funny how he's currently experiencing the closest thing to socalism he's ever going to get and he absolutely fucking hates it. How much money does he think the people of Venezuela get for having a "social life"? How much does he think the people living in any of the Soviet states got? Stupid fucker.
 
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IceQueen said:
You must be new here… He’s already done this, a thousand times. He uses the N word ALL the time, except for very short phases where he decides that it’s bad and no one should ever say it.
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What I mean is he amplifies his use of it. Like the "doctor nigga Luke" and claiming it turned women on.
 
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While waiting for the werns probable return after winter. I want to open up a topic that I'm fairly sure some of the OG Wernologists must have heard of. This is about how much accountability should we give to the crazy bumcel with alot of mental illness and short telomeres. Cause there are moments of lucidity during the homeless saga, which is arguably him in his most deranged.

PS: yes I'm aware he's a hedonistic POS pedo, I'm just interested to what degree are his actions his own and how much of it is his rutting animal brain
 
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GOOD.
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I see he conveniently leaves out the fact he had no social life before the 'group home,' is back to trying to claim he isn't in a nursing home, lies and claims his wound is from 'walking' and not untreated beetus

On that note i'm assuming he is simply lying about the implied social life and doesn't consider laying on a bed topless in a seedy motel room with a bunch of shit tier prime rib sitting on his gut to be some kind of social life. I mean technically it could be, as leaving that shit out overnight in a room like that is bound to draw in the roaches and silverfish and its not that unlikely that he'd have roach friends

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While waiting for the werns probable return after winter. I want to open up a topic that I'm fairly sure some of the OG Wernologists must have heard of. This is about how much accountability should we give to the crazy bumcel with alot of mental illness and short telomeres. Cause there are moments of lucidity during the homeless saga, which is arguably him in his most deranged.

PS: yes I'm aware he's a hedonistic POS pedo, I'm just interested to what degree are his actions his own and how much of it is his rutting animal brain
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While there is no doubt lucas is fucked in the head and nutty as a fruitcake, but when it comes down to it lucas is absolutely aware of the difference between right and wrong. Its why he gets defensive about shit when called out for pushing things too far and denies things that he's done that can get him in trouble, like trying to retcon wanting 16 year olds as soon as he finally got it in his head what he was doing is illegal. If he was so nuts so as not to be accountable for his actions he'd have followed through on his pedo desires and been thrown in prison a long time ago
 
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