Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Krathnami said:
Starting to wonder if Lucas’ audience is very young girls since they are the ones most likely to fall for his faux nice guy rhetoric
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Very young girls are his intended audience. His actual audience is us, the Kiwi Farmers, as well as others who watch his antics to laugh and mock Lucas because he is such a mooo cow.

Occasionally there are some well meaning people who attempt to help Lucas by trying to get him to change and see the error of his ways. That always goes poorly and it ends with Lucas chimping out and calling them a bitch and blocking them. I would say Lucas hates people like that more than people like us who mock him and tell him him it's not in the cards for him. Lucas believes above all that he is plenty good. And he possesses one of the biggest lolcow traits, in that he rejects advice. Advice that implies he is the problem enrages him.
 
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WonderWino said:
Radioactive caffeine sounds like something out of an asylum tier superhero movie. I mean in his case it ended up with lucas becoming homeless man with all the powers of autistic rage and room clearing BO


So lucas 'totally doesn't want to fuck a guy' werner was recording in a mens shower area. No red flags there at all
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Regarding Lucas being bi (or pan or whatever), I was rewatching that compilation that includes him sobbing (because that is music to my ears) and I always laugh at how during the part where he asks someone to “send a hot girl or a gay guy down here”, claiming he either wanted a girl to fuck, or a gay guy to “give him advice” (???), at one point he slips up and ALMOST says “a hot girl or a ho— a.. a gay guy”. Just say what you meant Lucas, a hot girl or a hot guy.
 
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Despite all his moooing about religion, if you grabbed him, and dropped him in tailban controlled Afghanistan, and he'd be happier than fuck. That's the kind of world he has always wanted.
 
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Can you report someone to the police for raping a Thesaurus?

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Edit: I have tried to read this six times now and it's just word salad.
 
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klickitat said:
Can you report someone to the police for raping a Thesaurus?

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Edit: I have tried to read this six times now and it's just word salad.
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The fact that his image stares at you while you climb text mountain makes it harder to keep your grip. It's like a haunted house where you walk past a painting and do a double take because you think you saw its eyes move.
 
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klickitat said:
Can you report someone to the police for raping a Thesaurus?

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Edit: I have tried to read this six times now and it's just word salad.
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I see we're back in the "Lucas provides advice on dating despite his complete and utter failure in it" part of his cycle. Honestly it's one of the most jarring personas for me because his overarching shtick is that he can't get laid or even get a girl to go out with him. I know it's just more virtue signaling but for some reason this one always baffles me.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
And what is this expression? Burning diarrhea face?
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He looks like he's in pain. Like a nurse just stabbed him in the butt cheek with a needle.

klickitat said:
Edit: I have tried to read this six times now and it's just word salad.
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Absolutely. Part of it is his thought process is almost impossible to follow. Part of it is that he's trying to use "big" words, but he's using them incorrectly. I can't tell wtf he's even trying to say in many of his memes.
 
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klickitat said:
Can you report someone to the police for raping a Thesaurus?
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"que" is not an english word. he means "queue". also "queue" is generally not used to refer to a list of anything. Lucas has also confused his tenses and negations, and besides misusing many words and phrases, it's a run-on sentence of two of his repeated theses: that men are keeping lists of phone numbers used to engage with women, and that women are comrades needing to be freed through acts of kindness, friendship, and generosity. his attempts at wit at the beginning confuses things because he means to analogize the two mentioned ideas via "actions not words" and fails utterly at it.

"it is insufficient to say men and women are equals. men must also stop keeping lists of women to fulfill their desires for engagement and instead actively recognize women as equals in their struggles."

to think, he actually had at least some semblance of normalcy when he wrote those early essays of his, and now he's degenerated to the literary equivalent of frothing at the mouth. even when rewritten its a rehash of his lunacy.
 
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klickitat said:
If they gave him the child bride he wants, he'd worship whatever they wanted.
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They wouldn't, though. They'd take one look at him, put him in a cage, and douse him in gasoline and throw in a match. After all, it's pretty obvious he isn't a hostage anyone would pay to get back or swap for so much as a goat they could fuck.
 
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AnOminous said:
They wouldn't, though. They'd take one look at him, put him in a cage, and douse him in gasoline and throw in a match. After all, it's pretty obvious he isn't a hostage anyone would pay to get back or swap for so much as a goat they could fuck.
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That's the preferred outcome anyway.

I could let his hilarious word salad meme go, so I went and got it out of my head.

 
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AnOminous said:
I don't think they'd really be big on him screaming about how much he hates God.
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Yes, but also no. A lot of them aren't actually religious, they just act like they are, because it allows them to do what they want, and can use it as a reasoning for their behavior. I've said it before, but I don't think he's actually an atheist, he either is deeply religious, or fears that a god exists. He'd fit right in with the Taliban, he'd actually fit right in with the majority of the men in Afghanistan. Loud and boisterous, but a gigantic fucking pussy when rounds start flying, or even when someone looks at them in a stern manner. Like when someone speaks aggressively to a dog, and the dog shrinks back, eyes getting big and starting to whimper. He's shown how he instantly starts looking at the ground and yes sir/no sir when any man speaks to him.
 
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Krathnami said:
Starting to wonder if Lucas’ audience is very young girls since they are the ones most likely to fall for his faux nice guy rhetoric
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I assume Lucas wants that to be his audience, although it never has been.

Problem is zoomer girls don't care about any of his stupid virtue signaling. Maybe they would if he wasn't fat and made lots of money.
 
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IceQueen said:
Okay first pic, what the everliving fuck is he talking about??? Second pic, shut the fuck up you moron you look disgusting in this picture and also these generalizations are stupid af. God he’s such a brain-dead piece of shit.
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I got a feeling the wern's going back to his usual schtick in youtube soon.

I kinda understand why he sees women as puppets cause he usually sees them as objects..... but why are men teacups tho

side note: I love the fact that he completely gave up on big boi words after using it on a couple of his posts, guess it's too taxing for his brain if he uses it any longer
 
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