Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

This Oliver Dangle story is dumb and autistic. We all know Lucas is imagining himself as Oliver Dangle. I hope this story ends soon and he returns to moooing about the Elk Kingdom and how Gen Z women are true bigots and bad Christians for not fucking him. A screaming or crying in the streets video would be nice too. His writing and game design is quite terrible.

 

[Wernology]

This Oliver Dangle story is dumb and autistic. We all know Lucas is imagining himself as Oliver Dangle. I hope this story ends soon and he returns to moooing about the Elk Kingdom and how Gen Z women are true bigots and bad Christians for not fucking him. A screaming or crying in the streets video would be nice too. His writing and game design is quite terrible.

Lucas' self insert OC being a simple black man and musclebound biker slob is hilarious.

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I don't have any inside sources. I don't think Lucas does either, though. You'd think he'd be right more often even if he was just guessing.

Oh, is it your visitation week with Lucas? Good, I was getting tired of him.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas only wants one. Just drop the multiple woman polygamist. Poor girl, do the women have to draw lots to see who has to leave the alpha chad harem for a life at Mallon with the Wern after he calls the cops on the sex addict dude bro. Then they have to put the polygamy addict in rehab so Lucas can get the life he “deserves.” I think the girl would run away, just think this happens to girls who are forcibly married, Lucas would love that no work for him.

 

[IceQueen]

Will Day Dangle? Will they dangle? Amanda Dangle? A man to dangle? Oliver Dangle? All of her dangle? It seems that Lucas wants people to take his stories seriously, but cannot resist an opportunity for a pun.

I hope he continues to write, and produces a bumcel The Fountainhead, with Allofher Dangle as his John Galt.

I'm working on some OCs for the setting. So far, I have Phill Butts, who bullied Oliver Dangle in grade school; Gray Beard, who bullied Oliver in HS and dated the girl Oliver stalked; Dr. Bill Flatt, the psychiatrist who prescribes Oliver Dangle's anti-psychotics; and Muffin, a feral dog who often steals Oliver's food and sexually assaults him.

William Day Dangle can also be said as "Willy Dangle" lmao

 

[Tard Police]

Notice how his fitness sperging came to an abrupt end. For like a day or two he was going on about all the situps and walking he was doing, now no mention of it in a while. Guess he realized it takes actual work and you don't just wake up with abs the day after working out one time. What a shame. It's winter outside, he has all this time on his hands and nothing to do but eat 5 times a day. Now would be the perfect time for a gymcel Lucas saga but apparently it makes more sense to sit around and lament about other people getting laid, as usual. If nothing else then for his health at least. Those feet aren't gonna be around much longer at this rate. Use em' or lose em' you fat faggot.

 

[imake._.shtuff]

Any updates on this fvcking weirdo?? I notice that was last posted in 2017.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas only wants one. Just drop the multiple woman polygamist. Poor girl, do the women have to draw lots to see who has to leave the alpha chad harem for a life at Mallon with the Wern after he calls the cops on the sex addict dude bro. Then they have to put the polygamy addict in rehab so Lucas can get the life he “deserves.” I think the girl would run away, just think this happens to girls who are forcibly married, Lucas would love that no work for him.
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There is some serious projection of what lucas really feels about himself going on in that screenshot

 

[Wernology]

Any updates on this fvcking weirdo?? I notice that was last posted in 2017.

He literally posts to IG multiple times daily, what are you talking about?

 

[Twrx]

Notice how his fitness sperging came to an abrupt end. For like a day or two he was going on about all the situps and walking he was doing, now no mention of it in a while. Guess he realized it takes actual work and you don't just wake up with abs the day after working out one time. What a shame. It's winter outside, he has all this time on his hands and nothing to do but eat 5 times a day. Now would be the perfect time for a gymcel Lucas saga but apparently it makes more sense to sit around and lament about other people getting laid, as usual. If nothing else then for his health at least. Those feet aren't gonna be around much longer at this rate. Use em' or lose em' you fat faggot.

Even if he wasn't pushing himself enough to drop weight, he is incapable of living on a calorie deficit, but it would do him wonders to work out in some form. But he'd quit before he even got work out clothes on.

 

[Mr Gray]

Any updates on this fvcking weirdo?? I notice that was last posted in 2017.

Scroll through this thread or watch Fatal Walter's videos on YT

 

[Wernology]

Okay, definitely time to read some stories.

 

[Amewsed]

Notice how his fitness sperging came to an abrupt end. For like a day or two he was going on about all the situps and walking he was doing, now no mention of it in a while. Guess he realized it takes actual work and you don't just wake up with abs the day after working out one time. What a shame. It's winter outside, he has all this time on his hands and nothing to do but eat 5 times a day. Now would be the perfect time for a gymcel Lucas saga but apparently it makes more sense to sit around and lament about other people getting laid, as usual. If nothing else then for his health at least. Those feet aren't gonna be around much longer at this rate. Use em' or lose em' you fat faggot.

Something tells me he's the kind of guy who'll rip a wet underwear staining gas expulsion in front of a group of people and laugh uncontrollably while secretly reveling in his own "aroma."

How could he give that up to be, gulp, healthy?

 

[Wernology]

Changed the channel name to take away one tiny bit of semi-valid criticism Lucas had in that I was using the name of an indigenous to the WA area people. Still keeping the name here but whatever, changed the channel name to Wernology.

And, the latest plot twists:

 

[Neko GF]

Another muckbang-

Spoiler: Tuscan Chicken Pasta Mukbang

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Another autistic board game concept-

Spoiler: Cadre

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[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Another muckbang-

Spoiler: Tuscan Chicken Pasta Mukbang

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Another autistic board game concept-

Spoiler: Cadre

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What is that disgusting shit in the dessert bowl that he ate first?

Edit: If it's custard or pudding that's sooo child-like, to eat dessert BEFORE the entree

 

[Jeep1971]

The better question is what exactly did he put into google to find that image. His google search history must be horrifying

Its a popular meme "boilerplate" image.

 

[WonderWino]

What is that disgusting shit in the dessert bowl?

Jesus christ, again with the insane amount of pepper. I couldn't eat anything with that much pepper on it if I was paid to ffs. That must do horrible things to his stomach and digestion

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Lucas only wants one. Just drop the multiple woman polygamist. Poor girl, do the women have to draw lots to see who has to leave the alpha chad harem for a life at Mallon with the Wern after he calls the cops on the sex addict dude bro. Then they have to put the polygamy addict in rehab so Lucas can get the life he “deserves.” I think the girl would run away, just think this happens to girls who are forcibly married, Lucas would love that no work for him.
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Holy shiiiiit this is such pure seething. "You are EVIL for having multiple sex partners!!!" Fuck off Lucas, you talk about your harem fetish constantly. It's telling that he uses the language of psychology (self-hatred, addiction, "psychological hole") and attempts to turn it around on the perceived enemy. This is becoming his favorite type of insult, "you trolls/flatbills must be so miserable and self-hating and fucked up and probably homeless schizophrenics or something". If he weren't unemployable for so many reasons he could get a job at a movie theater since he's so good at projecting.

Spoiler: powerlevel

This also kind of bothers me because there are ethical ways to have multiple sexual partners. It's not clear if Lucas is talking about polyamory or cheating here, but given that he thinks every guy out with his female friends is out with his harem and they all hang out together, I assume he thinks it's a consensual arrangement? Anyway I happen to be polyamorous, I have two girlfriends because I'm greedy and they love my money-greed-and-power. If you wanna rate me deviant then fair, but I do believe it's ethical. Everything is out in the open, you have to respect and check in on each other's feelings etc. Lucas isn't even really addressing the ethics though, he's off on some pure white hot jealousy shit of "you are a fucked up broken person if you do this". Even if we're talking about cheating, come the fuck on dude. It's pretty shitty but what is all this melodramatic "your sex addiction will never fill the gaping hole in your soul" shit my man? We all know why you're saying this and it's not because you're more moral than the filthy sex-havers. By the way Lucas also does this to monogamous couples if they're the wrong age groups or social class or political affiliation or whatever the fuck. He will do this to anyone he thinks is having sex; the only common denominator, and thus the thing he's really offended about, is other people being sexually active.

 

[Scipio Africanus]

Another muckbang-

Spoiler: Tuscan Chicken Pasta Mukbang

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Another autistic board game concept-

Spoiler: Cadre

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Please tell me I'm not the only one noticing a persistent tremor or palsy in the hand holding the fork.

What is that disgusting shit in the dessert bowl that he ate first?

Edit: If it's custard or pudding that's sooo child-like, to eat dessert BEFORE the entree

Cheesecake pudding according to Lucas.

 

[Wernology]

Please tell me I'm not the only one noticing a persistent tremor or palsy in the hand holding the fork.



Cheesecake pudding according to Lucas.

Nah, his hand is shaking like he's sitting on a vibrating chair or something.