Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Kingfisher9000]

It's hard to single out Lucas for hate when he's representative of at least 90% of the men in the Seattle metro area with the exception that he's a fat tub of lard; Are his neighbours somehow better because they elect representatives who say the shit he says far more eloquently? Werner is representative of the entire population there with the exception that he considers Pizza Hut to be haute cuisine

Anyone with a job is automatically better than him, yes. Same goes for anyone who doesn’t want to fuck underage girls. If you think Lucas’s politics are his only flaw, I find your judgment questionable.

 

[Wodwosio]

Anyone with a job is automatically better than him, yes.

This is mental boomer logic. A job isn' what makes someone useful, especially since many companies don't actually produce anything of value (e.g, a delivery boy for Deliveroo or Just Eat doesn't actually contribute anything to the world, and in fact, contributes a net take away from the rest of society in terms of pollution, resources, etc. just to deliver food that probably shouldn't be delivered). In that sense, Lucas actually is about par with those who work at GrubHub or EA Sports or whatever it is that Seattle does.

Same goes for anyone who doesn’t want to fuck underage girls.

I thought his whole routine was that he never violated the law on age and that was why he was always looking for 16 year olds? Either way, I'm not born in America so I really don't give a fuck about the whole 16-18 debate you guys are obsessed with, the rest of the world laughs at you and your hypocrisy for it, but it just doesn't interest me

 

[Kingfisher9000]

This is mental boomer logic. A job isn' what makes someone useful, especially since many companies don't actually produce anything of value (e.g, a delivery boy for Deliveroo or Just Eat doesn't actually contribute anything to the world, and in fact, contributes a net take away in terms of pollution etc.)



I thought his whole routine was that he never violated the law on age and that was why he was always looking for 16 year olds? Either way, I'm not born in America so I really don't give a fuck about the whole 16-18 debate you guys are obsessed with, the rest of the world laughs at you and your hypocrisy for it

Bro he’s a retarded hobo who posts videos of himself screaming in the streets about teenage pussy. This is a weird hill to die on.

 

[Wodwosio]

Bro he’s a retarded hobo who posts videos of himself screaming in the streets about teenage pussy. This is a weird hill to die on.

Have you seen the average resident of Seattle? Lucas is a bit shabbier but cut from the same tattered cloth:

Lucas is exactly the same sort of spoiled petulant manchild that dominates the Seattle voter rolls, the only difference being that he can't contain the autism nearly as well as the other denizens of his city can to make an adequate appeal to ostensible normalcy (that, and his social class); and yet, Lucas is very much a product of the society he grew up in, Spoiled, immature, shitlib (indeed, most of his benefactors/protectors online are from that same socialist/antifa sewing circle).

I'm starting to get the feeling that a lot of people in this subforum see a passing resemblance and hope to ward off his juju lest they actually evolve into him...Most Yanks are only a few burgers away from matching his corpulence anyway

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Have you seen the average resident of Seattle? Lucas is a bit shabbier but cut from the same tattered cloth:

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Lucas is exactly the same sort of spoiled petulant manchild that dominates the Seattle voter rolls, the only difference being that he can't contain the autism nearly as well as the other denizens of his city can to make an adequate paeon to normalcy

The key difference here is these people don’t regularly post videos of their tardouts online. Lucas does, hence we mock him. See how it works?

 

[Wodwosio]

The key difference here is these people don’t regularly post videos of their tardouts online. Lucas does, hence we mock him. See how it works?

That doesn't take away from my point that Lucas and your average Seattle resident are mostly identical in everything except outward disposition; otherwise, his opinions and ideas are virtually the same as theirs, right down to the income redistribution, kiddy kommunism and pussyhats for prostitutes, not to mention the dogmatic adherence to Fauci's diktats, etc.

Diet and desire to post lulzy spergouts is probably the only real difference, otherwise he's pretty much just your average Seattle resident with access to youtube, the blind faith in his own opinions (okay, maybe other Seattle residents also have that), and a lot of free time

 

[Kingfisher9000]

That doesn't take away from my point that Lucas and your average Seattle resident are mostly identical in everything except outward disposition; otherwise, his opinions and ideas are virtually the same.

No, but your initial post said “it’s hard to single out Lucas” and I’ve been attempting to explain why it’s very, very easy to single out Lucas.

 

[Wodwosio]

No, but your initial post said “it’s hard to single out Lucas” and I’ve been attempting to explain why it’s very, very easy to single out Lucas.

Compared to whom, though? Pick anyone with a Twitter account and leftwing political views (i.e, all of them) from Seattle and they're going to be just as bad

 

[cuddle striker]

He's in Spokane.

Seattle is not the same and nobody gives a damn about it.
Also those are just generic leftist city dwellers, Lucas is a fat hobo who listens to the Voices on the Wind about schizo science, self-referential graffiti, who pigs out on sugar and puts up incredibly detailed signage advertising his needs.

Different worlds.

 

[Wernology]

Have you seen the average resident of Seattle? Lucas is a bit shabbier but cut from the same tattered cloth:

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Lucas is exactly the same sort of spoiled petulant manchild that dominates the Seattle voter rolls, the only difference being that he can't contain the autism nearly as well as the other denizens of his city can to make an adequate appeal to ostensible normalcy (that, and his social class); and yet, Lucas is very much a product of the society he grew up in, Spoiled, immature, shitlib (indeed, most of his benefactors/protectors online are from that same socialist/antifa sewing circle).

I'm starting to get the feeling that a lot of people in this subforum see a passing resemblance and hope to ward off his juju lest they actually evolve into him...Most Yanks are only a few burgers away from matching his corpulence anyway

You know he doesn't live in Seattle right?

Anyway, defending an admitted pedophile who still targets underaged girls, regardless of what that flimsy defense is, is a really bad look on you.

Hit dogs holler, after all.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Have you seen the average resident of Seattle? Lucas is a bit shabbier but cut from the same tattered cloth:

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Lucas is exactly the same sort of spoiled petulant manchild that dominates the Seattle voter rolls, the only difference being that he can't contain the autism nearly as well as the other denizens of his city can to make an adequate appeal to ostensible normalcy (that, and his social class); and yet, Lucas is very much a product of the society he grew up in, Spoiled, immature, shitlib (indeed, most of his benefactors/protectors online are from that same socialist/antifa sewing circle).

I'm starting to get the feeling that a lot of people in this subforum see a passing resemblance and hope to ward off his juju lest they actually evolve into him...Most Yanks are only a few burgers away from matching his corpulence anyway

Seems like lucas ain't the only petulant manchild here

Sure they have the same politics, but I doubt all of them are incompetent autistic pedos

Seems like bringing up politics and generalizing is something you and the wern have in common, I hope you two don't share the same fetishes

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Compared to whom, though? Pick anyone with a Twitter account and leftwing political views (i.e, all of them) from Seattle and they're going to be just as bad

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Except Lucas gets nothing done and just drains the resources of the collective. I’d love to see his show trial before the village central committee, “Lucas A. Werner, you are found guilty of hoarding grain, bourgeoise immorality and being a saboteur for the capitalists. I sentence you to be shot.”

 

[Bassomatic]

I think while Lucas clearly spergs about commie shit and all because he thinks he will get more free stuff as if he doesn't already steal off the tax payer enough (and don't forget until fatty couldn't walk due to being so FAT he ripped off food banks)

He also shows his ego, let's be real if you are pro anti social programs etc, Lucas is king fucking loser, a creep and a piece of shit, most people laws gone won't do horrible things, unlike Lucas, if rape was legal tomorrow I'd wager 99.5% wouldn't hurt anyone sexually. But now Lucas if it was legal, how many of us would just hold him down slice his pig neck and let him die? I don't mean this as we are socipaths but Lucas is a danger to children and only kept alive and safe to laws.

Before I hit home depot for my "free" power saw I'd probably shoot Lucas assuming president an com Lukey boy like his dream. It's a public service really. I know some of us are parents and removing a pedo is just good form, who we can't kill because he needs to be safe under ACAB law or what ever bullshit he spouts. I doubt most of us would feel the need to murder the disabled, homeless etc, but someone like Pukas the creep who's a danger to kids, yeah he'd be first to die in no law land. To me that's what's funniest, he really doesn't think if there wasn't a ton of laws keeping him safe, he'd be living better.

No Lucas, us mean "trolls" are kept at bay because we value you so little we just laugh, lots of people want you dead, but we have to be stolen from our work to pay for you, as much fun as it is you will lose your feet, this costs me the tax payer, money we could give to the poor, money I could buy my hobbies with, money I could, help my neighbors etc.

To me it's funny his revolt dreams he doesn't see that before people shoot the "bankers rich gov etc" he'd be strung up on a lamp post for being well Lucas Colby Werner, pedophile, idiot, thief, druggie, and all around loser.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I think while Lucas clearly spergs about commie shit and all because he thinks he will get more free stuff as if he doesn't already steal off the tax payer enough (and don't forget until fatty couldn't walk due to being so FAT he ripped off food banks)

He also shows his ego, let's be real if you are pro anti social programs etc, Lucas is king fucking loser, a creep and a piece of shit, most people laws gone won't do horrible things, unlike Lucas, if rape was legal tomorrow I'd wager 99.5% wouldn't hurt anyone sexually. But now Lucas if it was legal, how many of us would just hold him down slice his pig neck and let him die? I don't mean this as we are socipaths but Lucas is a danger to children and only kept alive and safe to laws.

Before I hit home depot for my "free" power saw I'd probably shoot Lucas assuming president an com Lukey boy like his dream. It's a public service really. I know some of us are parents and removing a pedo is just good form, who we can't kill because he needs to be safe under ACAB law or what ever bullshit he spouts. I doubt most of us would feel the need to murder the disabled, homeless etc, but someone like Pukas the creep who's a danger to kids, yeah he'd be first to die in no law land. To me that's what's funniest, he really doesn't think if there wasn't a ton of laws keeping him safe, he'd be living better.

No Lucas, us mean "trolls" are kept at bay because we value you so little we just laugh, lots of people want you dead, but we have to be stolen from our work to pay for you, as much fun as it is you will lose your feet, this costs me the tax payer, money we could give to the poor, money I could buy my hobbies with, money I could, help my neighbors etc.

To me it's funny his revolt dreams he doesn't see that before people shoot the "bankers rich gov etc" he'd be strung up on a lamp post for being well Lucas Colby Werner, pedophile, idiot, thief, druggie, and all around loser.

This would make a great speculative fiction. Somehow the USA collapses and devolves into complete anarchy. Everyone working at Mallon Place says fuck it and leaves to look after their own families and Lucas is free to start rioting and looting but things take a turn for the worse when he is mauled and mutilated by a pack of starving wild dogs that escaped from the pound. I think his ultimate fate would be so anti-climactic during this historic episode. But I forgot it’s President Wern that magically dissolves government so
he’d just be in his bunker as everything collapses that is if he could abolish the state that takes care of his stupid ass.

It’s funny too that he likes the aspect of social upheaval so much but if the looting started in Spokane and the city went up in flames he wouldn’t know what to do he couldn’t even buy new shoes to replace the ones with holes in them. Given how disorganized his priorities are how would he even know how to take advantage of a situation where there is stuff to loot and destroy. Somebody would loot for him of course.

 

[Club Sandwich]

communism pic

Spoiler: possibly sperging on Lucas' communist talking points

1. the workday laws originated from the industrial revolution and was a 10 hour workday. in Spain, I think King Philip (?) had a law stipulating an 8 hour day. the industrial revolution brought many variations in places all over the Angelosphere: 12 hours in France, 10 hours in Britain/US et c. IIRC it was pushed heavily by a collectivist (not communist or socialist) named Robert Owen, a textile industrialist in order to increase efficiency. Henry Ford likewise pushed for increased paychecks and worker benefits because both of these things attracted and maintained efficient work/life balance and also allowed employees to buy the products of their labor, and putting pressure on competitors. the weekend was always a thing and started as a religious observance that eventually came into law. trade unions are arguably the closest to communism, but even then, they are socialist in nature, and trade unions and guilds have always been around since antiquity and have no real bearing on communist economic theory.

2. "fascism" as authoritarianism has been pushed by modern communists seeking a top-down state control of the economy for over 200 years. in WW2, "facist" Germany was outgrowing the failure of the German Weimer Republic and a rise of populism and nationalism which gave way to authoritarianism and a concept of the state-benefit. you coul be as communist or socialist as you wanted, so long as it benefited the state/community (ie, the German Volk). history also pretty clearly shows that violent communist rioting and fighting was always a terror in Germany, using trade unions and anarchists as guises to push for a dissolution of the German state to gain power over the country - this hatred allowed extreme nationalism to turn into totalitarianism and pushed against the communist terrorists. if you want a clearer picture of a situation where the communists "won" look at Spain during their civil war.

3. communism made everyone equally poor unless you were more equal than others. communism also killed off or imprisoned people that disagreed with the communists or who made them look bad (the poor, the disabled, the ill, the unemployed, et c) or used them as showpieces and propaganda. talk to anyone from a former Soviet country, or someone from current communist countries to get an idea how this worked. there are also many variations of communism, with the "working" ones being basically socialist in policy making, but otherwise capitalist in market theory. Mao's "communist" PRC also let loose COVID-19 on the world (and SARS, and it's other variations) and use brutal suppression methods that are markers of communism to censor and top-down control the people into compliance. it's essentially you can't have a spreading disease if people are dead, dying, and their bodies burned or buried. that's a pretty grim solution, but a solution that works. you can also solve hunger the "communist" way and simply kill off all the hungry people.

 

[Tard Police]

I wonder why people don't like discussing breeding with teen girls and condescending soapbox speeches about how capitalism has failed from the perspective of a morbidly obese, chronically homeless, and jobless burden of the state who's lived in near seclusion on the fringes of society for so long he has the social skills of a sasquatch.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I wonder why people don't like discussing breeding with teen girls and condescending soapbox speeches about how capitalism has failed from the perspective of a morbidly obese, chronically homeless, and jobless burden of the state who's lived in near seclusion on the fringes of society for so long he has the social skills of a sasquatch.

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This is an oddly vague post. Who are "they"? Was Lucas scolded by Mallon staff? Or does he mean people interacting with him on social media?

Edit:

I translated the following post from Wern to English:

 

[WonderWino]

I wonder why people don't like discussing breeding with teen girls and condescending soapbox speeches about how capitalism has failed from the perspective of a morbidly obese, chronically homeless, and jobless burden of the state who's lived in near seclusion on the fringes of society for so long he has the social skills of a sasquatch.

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Yikes. That is exactly the kind of statement i'd expect to hear (and have almost word for word) from a domestic abuser. Notice how it tacitly puts blame on someone else for the violent outburst by implying it was someone or something else that 'triggered him' rather than his own issues and inability to control himself

 

[Bassomatic]

Yikes. That is exactly the kind of statement i'd expect to hear (and have almost word for word) from a domestic abuser. Notice how it tacitly puts blame on someone else for the violent outburst by implying it was someone or something else that 'triggered him' rather than his own issues and inability to control himself

Not only does it sound bad, it is bad and we have many times seen Lucas been able to soap box and explain his issues.

Remember domestic abuser Lucas told us how his mean old ex took him out and let him have too much of that devils soda pop! Lucas indeed is the victim that he a grown man can't handle a bit of pepsi in public. He who's totally ready to be a father, needed his SO to limit and control his food and beverage intake, and when given any freedom in it self, results him him being violent towards women.

Lucas is always trying to excuse his sexism, racism, joblessness, pedophila, and literal hitting of women. In fact personally, I think most of us don't think first of Lucas having hit Suzanne (he did admit this later too) but we think of his insane and comical excuse. His lies are so bad and dumb they outshine his misdeeds.

I bet one day when Dr. Nigga Luke was still going to college, he probably showed up late with no homework and claimed he couldn't bring the paper in he didn't do not because he spent all night beating his micro dick to violent porn but "his cat laid eggs all over" his work sheet.