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If currency was canned food, we would still wonder why Lucas needed so much more than everyone else.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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the thing is, currency isn’t food you faggot
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And there's a hard cap of 21 million ever to be mined, which as a practical matter would be very difficult to remove without destroying the value of the existing coins.
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His selfies are so disgusting that I can smell him through my phone
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Literally everyone does more than lucas, unless they're batshit mental patients locked in a rubber room. Shows how little he thinks about what he says
and I see he's back to claiming he lives at a 'boarding house'
If currency was canned food lucas would eat himself into bankruptcy. That said, i'm surprised nobody trolled him by handing him some of those chocolate and bubblegum coins when he says that shitGleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Finally, we've found the perfect zoomer bae for lucas:
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It turns out Patton Oswalt is also a fan of the "hand on chin, deep thinker" pose that our boy Wern so favors.
Edit: Breaking News: Lucas is getting a job as soon as his feet heal. How long has it been?
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If food were currency it's obvious to me fatty mcdumpster stench is already at Bezos levels of consumption making him the greediest of the greedy.
"Boardinghouse"
Be honest Wern, you live in a welfare funded nursing home.
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I wonder if lucas will ever get catfished by an actual vigilante anti pedo group like the ones that seem to be popping up like weeds and end up in a situation like this at some point
Considering how stupid and well known he is in the area it wouldn't surprise me if he gets baited into such a shitshow. DAP is clearly a bunch of retards who doesn't seem to realize luring someone to a place and then recording yourself assaulting them multiple times and chasing them into traffic to continue doing so is likely to get somebody suing or shooting you at some point, but the thought of lucas wigging out and waddling into traffic to try and escape some vigilantes would be hilarious
Considering how stupid and well known he is in the area it wouldn't surprise me if he gets baited into such a shitshow. DAP is clearly a bunch of retards who doesn't seem to realize luring someone to a place and then recording yourself assaulting them multiple times and chasing them into traffic to continue doing so is likely to get somebody suing or shooting you at some point, but the thought of lucas wigging out and waddling into traffic to try and escape some vigilantes would be hilarious
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Id love to see him explain that he was gonna fuck some jailbait and ran into grown men to the police.
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I agree that the Boarding House Biologist has a smackable face. Pity he doesn't have the Cilley nerve, he really needs a beatdown ( if only verbal) caught on vidya.
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Such a punchable face. Very homely person Lucas is.
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These retards are cow-like themselves. No context provided in the video about what the alleged pedo did. Filming an assault. That’ll show him!
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Prove Your Love God!
Unmedicated Lucas would be screaming from the rooftops of Mallon Place for God to deliver the zoomer baes.
Unmedicated Lucas would be screaming from the rooftops of Mallon Place for God to deliver the zoomer baes.
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Jaysus...God's not a vending machine, you stupid fuck.
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It’s been a minute since I went to church but I don’t recall the sermon that detailed how the Heavenly Father promised that if I believed in him he would “Put some pussy on my dick”.
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It's surprising Lucas hasn't with his notoriety and desperation to talk to anything that may possibly have a vagina.
Although, I suppose it would be hard to get him to actually meet his 13 year old bae. He can't drive, he can't invite them over, and Lucas is paranoid enough now to where he'll make you do all the work to meet, or at least prove you'll spend significant money to make it happen like the LA catfish.
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Lucas would like people to pay him to be Lucas. Will Lucas ever monetize his infamy and humiliation? Not for lack of desire, but perhaps for lack of ability or effort. His adolescent political "memes" would fit in the 2007 FB atheist ecosystem. Their only concession to the present moment are requests for donations. Lucas at his best when tuned into his intensely personal fixations, not when telling people what he thinks they want to hear about politics, though there is something to be said for observing pleas go unanswered.
It'd be more dignified if Lucas did his begging with a foam cup and cardboard sign. It'd be more honorable if Lucas was a simple addict looking to fix, as opposed to a fat faggot who wants a steak dinner to supplement his 3 daily helpings of cafeteria food.
On his own, Lucas is unlikely to figure out how to turn his social media activity into an income stream. And Lucas is unlikely to develop a parasitic wrangler relationship, like Perry Caravello and his little closeted ginger, because nobody can stand the creep.
It'd be more dignified if Lucas did his begging with a foam cup and cardboard sign. It'd be more honorable if Lucas was a simple addict looking to fix, as opposed to a fat faggot who wants a steak dinner to supplement his 3 daily helpings of cafeteria food.
On his own, Lucas is unlikely to figure out how to turn his social media activity into an income stream. And Lucas is unlikely to develop a parasitic wrangler relationship, like Perry Caravello and his little closeted ginger, because nobody can stand the creep.
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Are you joking? Lucas, you are THE ONLY "atheist" who has consistently damned people to hell for what you view as transgressive actions incompatible with their own religion, ie not fucking you.
The very reason no one takes your professed evidence-based anti-theism seriously is BECAUSE you try to have your cake and eat it regarding religious dictums, simultaneously criticizing christian dogma while attempting (unsuccessfully) to fashion that selfsame dogma into a bludgeon to force young women to sleep with you.
For all your posing as Mr. Serious Anarcho-communist, you are far too selfish to be any sort of an idealist. Your only loyalty is to making Lucas feel good, you don't care about the proletariat, the working poor, or the environment. If you did, you wouldn't clumsily try to dovetail any idealistic discussion with the insistence that people can prove their leftist bona fides by helping you get laid.
No one takes you any more seriously as a political crusader than they do as a romantic competitor. You're a joke.
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I think Lucas could make some money if he was willing to embrace he's a loser. He's got the notoriety and following. There are "redpill/blackpill" streamers that actually make some money just ranting like Lucas does. But, they relate to their shitty viewers. Lucas doesn't relate to anyone. Even incels mock him and want nothing to do with him.