Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Narcissists like Lucas lack certain elements in their cognition and psychology that makes them unable to appreciate the fact that other people don’t experience the world the same way they do. When a narcissist is intelligent, develops talents, and/or is otherwise good looking, this is harder to detect because we are so predisposed to like and respect them, but it is still present.

Ever wonder why Lucas is constantly putting selfies of himself out there, even when they are wildly unflattering and totally counterproductive in trying to attract a woman? Because Lucas sees himself as attractive in those photos and he automatically assumes everyone else is going to see him in the very same light. He is incapable of truly understanding that every other person out there has a different perspective that can (and will) significantly depart from his own.

Most narcissists can get around this blindspot by becoming adept at manipulating people, getting others to come around to their way of seeing things through superficial charm, force of will, or simply by using the respect they’ve accrued by becoming really good at something. Again, the more intelligent, talented, and good looking you are, the easier this becomes.

Lucas on the other hand is quite stupid, too lazy to become talented in anything, and not blessed with natural good looks. Combine that with his mood disorder and you have someone who is only capable of using the crudest and most transparent forms of manipulation. This makes him less machiavellian and more reptilian: possessing a base cunning and persistent nature. Lucas isn’t a good hunter, but he is a hunter nonetheless and he is in this for the long haul.

Social media represents the only real outlet Lucas has to ply his scheme and what makes it irresistible to him is the fact it allows him to reach the most amount of people with the least amount of effort. Lucas has suffered numerous consequences when he gets in close proximity of his intended prey; banned from bars and shelters, police called on him, attention from media organizations, physical threats of violence, etc, etc. Social media allows him to express himself fully while simultaneously offering certain protections.

Make no mistake, Lucas thinks the image macros and rambling videos is quality performance art and that women who see it will find it compelling. All of it is done with the expectation that he will be contacted by a young woman, this is why he will always be a potential victim for catfishing.

If Lucas didn’t use social media, he’d probably already be incarcerated somewhere (or dead). He can’t really exist in spaces that give him access to victims because giant reeking derelicts with eccentric mannerisms and hungry eyes are exactly the type of people everyone notices and keeps track of. He’d only be left to his own devices in places like hospitals, shelters, and assisted living facilities. His only outlet and the only feasible route to what he wants is social media.
THIS! You have a gift with words.
He projects a persona that he sees as "hip" or "in" when in fact it's been proven that he is anything but IRL.
He lurks, has a creeper vibe about him and he cowers from any perceived threats.
There comes a time when we all must grow TF up.
 
Selection of today's memes from Pedo Pedro:

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Effort? No. Rich? Uh-uh. Fly? Perhaps with a rocket engine strapped to his ass, but that's unlikely to be what you meant. Honest, hard-working, no, no, this is getting depressing, ah-HAH! "MAN"! YEEES! LUCAS IS TECHNICALLY ("mega-micro" is the zoological classification of this yellowback alpha's cocktail pep) OF THE MALE PERSUASION! 1 outta 6 ain't bad!

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When capitalism is outlawed, only outlaws will have capitalism.

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Lucas is "starving". Centibillionaires (?!?) fault.
 
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Selection of today's memes from Pedo Pedro:

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Effort? No. Rich? Uh-uh. Fly? Perhaps with a rocket engine strapped to his ass, but that's unlikely to be what you meant. Honest, hard-working, no, no, this is getting depressing, ah-HAH! "MAN"! YEEES! LUCAS IS TECHNICALLY ("mega-micro" is the zoological classification of this yellowback alpha's cocktail pep) OF THE MALE PERSUASION! 1 outta 6 ain't bad!

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When capitalism is outlawed, only outlaws will have capitalism.

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Lucas is "starving". Centibillionaires (?!?) fault.
The CHAZ lasted one month because it was a complete and utter failure. If it was still around, it would be like Mogadishu. What a buffoon.
 
Selection of today's memes from Pedo Pedro:

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Effort? No. Rich? Uh-uh. Fly? Perhaps with a rocket engine strapped to his ass, but that's unlikely to be what you meant. Honest, hard-working, no, no, this is getting depressing, ah-HAH! "MAN"! YEEES! LUCAS IS TECHNICALLY ("mega-micro" is the zoological classification of this yellowback alpha's cocktail pep) OF THE MALE PERSUASION! 1 outta 6 ain't bad!

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When capitalism is outlawed, only outlaws will have capitalism.

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Lucas is "starving". Centibillionaires (?!?) fault.
Tl;Dr to these posts, regardless of how he said, they're still lies.
 
I just had to share Lucas' community page post of that 'bitch' meme because I know he'll see it, definitely know he'll see the video based on it being now posted two places he stalks, and know it'll piss him off.
My favorite is the one where lucas is leaning over with his coat over his head while he records. Can you imagine what people would think walking by seeing some morbidly obese hobo leaning over on a bench with a coat over his head screaming bitch. It reminded me of that scene in the first walking dead game with the stranger doing the same thing, with his coat over himself while he talked to the severed head of his dead wife....which sounds eerily like something lucas would do in such a situation with some dead zoomer bae's head, in place of having no cell phone to record videos and rant during a zombie apocalypse

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
How sweet... Fatty wants recognition for the only two "jobs" (well, ONE of them was a job, the other one is just Lucas being a jackass) he's ever had.. not that he was good at either one.
At least as a memelord lucas isn't handling peoples food anymore. It still horrifies me that some unlucky people had to eat fries that lucas had cooked, salted and handled back in the late 90s. You just know he was sticking his fingers in there and sneaking fries whenever he thought he could get away with it. Its probably what got him booted off of handling food and forced into unloading trucks

Jeep1971 said:
He lurks, has a creeper vibe about him and he cowers from any perceived threats.
and thats why he's so touchy about being called a creep and having attention being called to his behavior, because he knows damn well he's doing creepy things and stalking little girls when he has the opportunity. He doesn't want word getting out about his behavior and doesn't want people knowing who and what he is before he meets them, so he can try to craft his own narrative and persona to better manipulate people. Which is also why he hates this site so much, as it documents his behavior for anyone to see. Notice how when he gets suspicious of someone he frequently accuses them of reading things about him here

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Funny how he goes on about the seattle autonomous zone but he never tried to go there himself and get free food and whatever else he could get his hands on. He knows his behavior would get him in shit in a place like seattle. Though had it been closer to spokane I can see him having tried to waddle down to such a place and start peaching anti capitalist shit and trying to subtly run the place until he pissed off enough people to get his ass thrown out. I can also see him being one of the idiot that got himself shot for being a creep by the resident CHAZ type warlord

You have to admit, it would be an ironically fitting end for lucas. Getting shot for being a creepy asshole in a communist shanty town centered around street corners and a park that is an utter shithole that quickly ended up with armed crackheads and a warlord. Its exactly the kind of place I would expect lucas to end up dead in if he ever got his wish for a communist state
 
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and thats why he's so touchy about being called a creep and having attention being called to his behavior, because he knows damn well he's doing creepy things and stalking little girls when he has the opportunity. He doesn't want word getting out about his behavior and doesn't want people knowing who and what he is before he meets them, so he can try to craft his own narrative and persona to better manipulate people.
There may be some truth in this, in that Lucas recognizes that some of this favorite activities are not looked upon favorably. But as far as beeing touch about attention being called to his creepy behavior, consider the following. Lucas is positively starved for attention. Positive attention. He wants folks to recognize how plenty good he is.

Sadly, the only attention Lucas gets is very negative. People calling him names, and focussing on his activities that they view unfavorably. Not praising his poems, or his scientific acumen,or his visionary politics, or his good looks, but calling him fat faggot and mercilessly archiving his every mistake.

To notice Lucas's Werner's existence is to despise him.

It must be infuriating. So needy for attention, and the attention hurts. He's like a man dying of thirst, with nothing but an endless supply of warm piss to quench it. It's glorious.
 
Lol, good advice for tinder eh Lucas. Maybe he’ll fall for a catfish that writes their master’s thesis on Lucas as a case study on fat hobo pedophiles
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"An Oxford scholar, replete in her acumen and esteemed amongst colleagues, establishes a simulacra exploring the manifold "raison d'etre" behind pursuing a contiguous courtship with the aforementioned, Master Lucius Colby Werner, of the Sausage Werners, and does heretofore enumerate the multifarious qualities and whether said do render Master Werner the best of all possible mates:"

1. No.

2. Ugly

3. Tiny dick

4. Pedo

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"An Oxford scholar, replete in her acumen and esteemed amongst colleagues, establishes a simulacra exploring the manifold "raison d'etre" behind pursuing a contiguous courtship with the aforementioned, Master Lucius Colby Werner, of the Sausage Werners, and does heretofore enumerate the multifarious qualities and whether said do render Master Werner the best of all possible mates:"

1. No.

2. Ugly

3. Tiny dick

4. Pedo

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5. History of violence [1]
6. Rotting diabetes & MRSA sores (see Figure 1.2)
7. Stench due to lack of showering, clean clothes and possible incontinence.
 
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How sweet... Fatty wants recognition for the only two "jobs" (well, ONE of them was a job, the other one is just Lucas being a jackass) he's ever had.. not that he was good at either one.
Man, imagine unironically calling yourself a memelord in your 40s. I know it's Lucas, but still
 
Man, imagine unironically calling yourself a memelord in your 40s. I know it's Lucas, but still
It's even worse that Lucas can't meme.
Like at all, like not even unfunny, cringey or 2008-tier meme format, no. He just puts a rant over a shitty selfie of himself and calls it a "meme".

It would be one thing if someone actually humorous and well-known like Internet Historian or Stonetoss ended up being ran by someone in their 40's (ofc IIRC they never actually self-identify as "memelords"), but Lucas is neither popular nor is he funny nor does he even meme.
 
I love the idea of Lucas getting the boot from CHAZ. He’d just say they are not real anarchists. I wish Lucas could make a pilgrimage so we could see how that goes.

Edit: At the same time I’m kind of glad Lucas is too much of a coward to get involved in such things you know he would end up in some anti-sjw cringe compilation if he got an interview at one of these events. Lucas is just too much even for people who want to be all inclusive and progressive with minimal gate keeping he’d still be a pariah and just huff and puff when told to leave.
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What items being free does Lucas even care about enough to keep babbling these retarded cringy teen anarchist hot takes? He only cares about food, it's all bellyaching that he can't get an entire buffet spread of Clinkerdagger doordashed to his fart chamber for free every day. It's a shame he'll never get to live in a society of his own design, it would be poetic justice to watch him starve to death under his own policies still refusing to realize systems of regulation were in place for a reason.
 
I love the idea of Lucas getting the boot from CHAZ. He’d just say they are not real anarchists. I wish Lucas could make a pilgrimage so we could see how that goes.

Edit: At the same time I’m kind of glad Lucas is too much of a coward to get involved in such things you know he would end up in some anti-sjw cringe compilation if he got an interview at one of these events. Lucas is just too much even for people who want to be all inclusive and progressive with minimal gate keeping he’d still be a pariah and just huff and puff when told to leave.
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"Where am I wrong?"

Everywhere lucas, everywhere. You cannot have state ownership, by any name, of the means of production and yet have no state. You cannot have state operation, by any name, of law and order and yet have no state.

If Lucas says that these things being operated by a collective of workers, or just people isn't a state- he's wrong. It has to have the power of a state to regulate behavior and compel the individual to work. It will just be immeasurably more corrupt because it will be operated according to what ever has social favor at the time and not what can be achieved by merit. Comrade Jamal and Comrade Uri will simply take on the responsibilities of the state, appoint themselves all the material benefits and infinite zoomer baes and force Lucas to work in a sweatshop making Nike shoes forever to continue living in a hovel similar to his group home.
 
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