Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

He's working his way up into a frenzy here lately being back on Facebook. He's building up to something.

I'm no zoomer bae,I'm north of 50 and I would avoid Lucas if I were to run into him or someone like him. Theres a few local weirdos in everyone's town and in my town, I give them a wide berth.
Zoomer baes who saw him out and about would avoid him initially unless he did his creepy staring/photo snapping. Then I can see them just leaving. Nothing about him is appealing.

Spring is quickly approaching and lucas has spent all fall and winter marinating in mallon place and seething internally at the loss of his freedom, shitty food and having no money. I wouldn't be surprised if he is starting to lay the groundwork for his inevitable chimpout that will get him booted from mallon place

The streets are lucas's natural habitat, the deepest, dankest gutter. He is drawn to it like a salmon is drawn to return to the stream it was born in to breed before it dies. The only difference is lucas won't be breeding before his inevitable end, in some seedy alley

Once lucas leaves mallon place, however it may happen, its the beginning of the end for him. His feet aren't healing well, his health is shit, he's getting older and crazier and when he stops taking his meds outside the nursing home he'll be crazier than he ever was. Wernology will truly have reached its wernerdammerung phase

 

[Wernology]

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Oh, Lucas is good at communication. I could sit here and post examples all day but here's the one that came to mind.
View attachment 3105654 Yep, great at communication.

And also very not racist! He's great at communicating how not racist he is.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Pig Lucas, on his bed of rotten lettuce.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

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Christians, stop being stingy with your women! Lucas 12:15 says something about telomeres. I'm hoping he gets pissed about laugh reacts like Russell Greer.

I always love this logic from Lucas. But if this is true shouldn’t he want to be a Christian as he would also then be walking around with two chicks on his arm?

 

[Pink Freud]

I always love this logic from Lucas. But if this is true shouldn’t he want to be a Christian as he would also then be walking around with two chicks on his arm?

He tried that once or twice already when he allegedly started going to church affiliated with a soup kitchen or homeless shelter he frequented. By Lucas logic, once he started attending church, those whorish Christian honies would be fighting each other to be the one to hop on his little stub. Surprise surprise, even after attending some Christian functions, the teenage Christian whores were still not interested. I can’t fathom why as that was clearly a foolproof plan.

 

[Da Dude123]

God, he is such a dumb cow. And of course, the fat burden on society is mooing for more handouts to be spent on steak dinners.

 

[Pink Freud]

Friday deep thoughts with the Wern. Isn’t this the same thought process as the crazy fundamentalists who claim “if man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”

 

[Poop Shoot]

Friday deep thoughts with the Wern. Isn’t this the same thought process as the crazy fundamentalists who claim “if man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
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Lol if Lucas was molded by fat, why is there still fat?

 

[WonderWino]

Friday deep thoughts with the Wern. Isn’t this the same thought process as the crazy fundamentalists who claim “if man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
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Even by lucas logic standards that was an incredibly stupid thing to say. 'If clay pots are made from clay why is there still clay?' would be a good reply to his question

Of all the things about shit the bible says that can be criticized or debunked he manages to pick something and try to debunk it in a way that not only doesn't make rational sense but manages to make him look incredibly stupid in attempting to do so. He's dumber than the stupidest of fundies

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Even by lucas logic standards that was an incredibly stupid thing to say. 'If clay pots are made from clay why is there still clay?' would be a good reply to his question

Of all the things about shit the bible says that can be criticized or debunked he manages to pick something and try to debunk it in a way that not only doesn't make rational sense but manages to make him look incredibly stupid in attempting to do so. He's dumber than the stupidest of fundies

The worst part about this is I can almost guarantee he stole that profound thought from somewhere else. 90% of the deep thoughts he posts online are stolen for some of the stupid Lefty shit he subscribes to

 

[Da Dude123]

Like I have said, a wide open public Facebook is Lucas's best platform for his mooing and Islamic Content. You can catch people who take potshots at him before he goes "Reeee" and blocks them. In the glory days Lucas would actually say blocked to the "haters" .

 

[wenttobermuda]

The "why are there still monkeys if humans evolved from them, Mr. Scientist?" meme is enjoying a moment of popularity, after being invoked by a former athlete who now plays conservative politics. This is apparently Lucas's response. It's unworthy of the terms "parody," "satire," or "joke," and how it would burn a creationist isn't clear.

Friday deep thoughts with the Wern. Isn’t this the same thought process as the crazy fundamentalists who claim “if man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”

 

[Wernology]

Like I have said, a wide open public Facebook is Lucas's best platform for his mooing and Islamic Content. You can catch people who take potshots at him before he goes "Reeee" and blocks them. In the glory days Lucas would actually say blocked to the "haters" .

Now, why would you leave off the post that the shut up bitch comment was on?

It's fucking gold.

He has the mind of a 10 year old.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Now, why would you leave off the post that the shut up bitch comment was on?

It's fucking gold.

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He has the mind of a 10 year old.

So now we're adding a bloodthirsty desire to watch people suffer to the list of all his other qualities.

Man, don't you just wish Lucas was a father?

How long do you think his superiority complex would take for him to get tired of the kid and start making fun of it?

 

[WonderWino]

So now we're adding a bloodthirsty desire to watch people suffer to the list of all his other qualities.

Man, don't you just wish Lucas was a father?

How long do you think his superiority complex would take for him to get tired of the kid and start making fun of it?

Lucas would be violent as fuck if he thought he could get away with it and wouldn't get his ass beat for trying. He's full of rage over never getting what he wants and having a shit life. Part of the reason for middle of the night alley walks screaming like a loon is about venting his anger and hatred cause he knows he pops off eventually if he doesn't

That said, lucas would like nothing more than to be emperor of washington state and order anyone who has ever pissed him off into fighting pits to kill each other for his own amusement. Especially flatbills with actual zoomer bae girlfriends that he wants. He's petty, vindictive and narcissistic and even being a cowardly shit, still tries to fuck with people in whatever small ways he thinks he can get away with - which is why he does shit like try to blackmail his neighbors and people he thinks are druggies or do other illegal things he thinks he can blackmail or otherwise exploit them over. and if he thinks he can't he'll fuck them over. But if someone does the same to him? Ooh boy he despises them and convinces himself he's a victim

Lucas wouldn't last a week with a little kid, let alone a baby. He'd end up arrested for child abuse or inadvertently killing it after it wouldn't shut up and drove lucas nuts. He doesn't have the patience or the self control to handle any kind of kid. He can't even handle adults and constantly seethes internally in anger at everyone around him for not giving him what he wants

 

[Jeep1971]

Lucas would be violent as fuck if he thought he could get away with it and wouldn't get his ass beat for trying. He's full of rage over never getting what he wants and having a shit life. Part of the reason for middle of the night alley walks screaming like a loon is about venting his anger and hatred cause he knows he pops off eventually if he doesn't

That said, lucas would like nothing more than to be emperor of washington state and order anyone who has ever pissed him off into fighting pits to kill each other for his own amusement. Especially flatbills with actual zoomer bae girlfriends that he wants. He's petty, vindictive and narcissistic and even being a cowardly shit, still tries to fuck with people in whatever small ways he thinks he can get away with - which is why he does shit like try to blackmail his neighbors and people he thinks are druggies or do other illegal things he thinks he can blackmail or otherwise exploit them over. and if he thinks he can't he'll fuck them over. But if someone does the same to him? Ooh boy he despises them and convinces himself he's a victim

Lucas wouldn't last a week with a little kid, let alone a baby. He'd end up arrested for child abuse or inadvertently killing it after it wouldn't shut up and drove lucas nuts. He doesn't have the patience or the self control to handle any kind of kid. He can't even handle adults and constantly seethes internally in anger at everyone around him for not giving him what he wants

I'm glad nobody has given him the opportunity to reproduce. I'm glad it's "not in the cards" for him.
He would totally groom his kid to be abused. Male or female.

 

[Pink Freud]

Todays feast fit for a king is… okay, I see tomato, bacon, onion, pickle… is that some kind of a fried egg? That can’t possibly be a meat product. Don’t forget the side of “salad” that looks suspiciously like leftover toppings from that disastrous “sub sandwich” the other day, and… is that like an ambrosia salad for dessert?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Todays feast fit for a king is… okay, I see tomato, bacon, onion, pickle… is that some kind of a fried egg? That can’t possibly be a meat product. Don’t forget the side of “salad” that looks suspiciously like leftover toppings from that disastrous “sub sandwich” the other day, and… is that like an ambrosia salad for dessert? View attachment 3109082

I'll be damned if that's not lunch meat turkey topped by bacon on an old hamburger bun. It's like, by putting it on a hamburger bun, they can pretend they're giving him a hot meal? Even though this is clearly a cold sandwich? The salad absolutely looks like leftovers from the past week, and ambrosia is always disgusting.

Mallon's meals really show their sense of humor. They take all of his money and feed him slop, not that he would notice the difference, as long as the slop is in large enough quantities

 

[WonderWino]

Todays feast fit for a king is… okay, I see tomato, bacon, onion, pickle… is that some kind of a fried egg? That can’t possibly be a meat product. Don’t forget the side of “salad” that looks suspiciously like leftover toppings from that disastrous “sub sandwich” the other day, and… is that like an ambrosia salad for dessert? View attachment 3109082

Even by nursing home standards that looks shit tier. Imagine after working your ass off all your life spending your last years as an invalid stuck in mallon place and eating that kind of trash every day. If I ever found out a relative was being fed anything that looked like that, let alone that looks suspiciously like leftovers i'd raise absolute hell

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

How about another catfish, Lucas?