That is the $70 he gets every month from his SSI. It is called a Personal Needs Allowance and is set by the state.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I understand Lucas is a narc and addicted to food, but my god if this was my days high point, I'd suck a 357 so fast.
Honestly, I know TV =/= reality but jail shows the food looks better. As mentioned in some jest before, about being same as a jail food, a lot of jails being state owned/run do get/use same as places like Lucas is in, big contracts. There was a big hub bub years ago when the big food vendor took over the jail and they closed the farms on it because it cost more, took jobs from inmates and removed fresh food. So yeah, Lucas is probably eating same as he did when he was in jail, Lucas was in jail for violating a retraining order, because he was violent towards his ex. Remember that Lucas? You struck a woman. Plenty good to date.
Honestly, I doubt the women he's around want to fuck him. If Jamie is any hint at the rest of the place, they probably are too slow in the mind to have a sexuality, and in ways thats a mixed bag, Lucas will ignore them but he's a predator, if they left granny retard alone with him, who knows what he'd do. Anything he can get away with he will try we know that.
He has sweared up and down before it's "just like being in a college dorm".
Fatal Walter
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He's eating like he's at fyre festival. They should stick him in a tent too.
Edit: Wonder if this is going to be a daily thing now.
Edit: Wonder if this is going to be a daily thing now.
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Eh, poo touchers need to be mocked but at this point, he's getting some e clout to make Lucas lose his feet sooner. I guess speeding the docs sawing his ankles off by a few weeks is worth a little reddit karma to that faggot.
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We're gonna know if the guy did send Lucas some food, Lucas would instantly flex on us peasants the moment he got his food delivered
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You just know the reason he keeps posting that is because he's reading this thread and seeing what everyone is saying about the shit food they have at mallon place
I'm a bit surprised that with the various people that send him food that nobody has set him up to send one of those boxes of shit from shitexpress to him. I suspect that would be the end of mallon place allowing him to get stuff delivered there for him from anybody who wasn't an actual family member
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To me it reminds me how lost Lucas is, and how little he understands of the world esp being a hobo. Lucas waddled to many food banks and he felt like king hobo getting 6+ meals worth of food a day.
He really had no interaction with normal people let alone employed or healthy people. Lucas legit thinks we are jealous and lack the food he has.
To put into another concept, if you have a dented 1982 ford with different colored doors and no bumpers, it's better than a bus pass. Lucas has this idea about the slop at Mallon.
Lucas, I had some lovely Dolmas. I bet they don't even trust you with grapes for choking risks, let alone the leaves.
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Some things just never change.
Yea, Does look like it's become a daily beg:
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Taco Pizza HAS to be one of his own inventions, right? Mallon isn't serving taco salad on a pizza and a breadstick as a side, I refuse to believe it.
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No way in hell are they keeping the the diabetic diet they are supposed to be keeping him on. Way too many carbs and way too much what i'm assuming is ranch dressing
That said he clearly doesn't like what he's eating. even while he is trying to brag about the food he's begging for doordash. even if he got it he'd eat whatever that monstrosity is and then stuff himself with a pizza or taco bell or whatever immediately afterwards
I don't understand why they're serving any of that at all. Its a seniors nursing home. I've never seen salad be served as often as it appears to be at mallon, as the seniors rarely eat it, and I find it hard to believe they would feed them a piece of shitty pizza with salad on top covered in ranch dressing either. That has to be lucas's doing. If a family member that was visiting saw them do that they might start asking questions about the appropriateness of the diet being served to their family member if that was a normal thing. Even so, serving pizza with a big breadstick like that seems really odd considering how unhealthy that has to be for said seniors. Way too many carbs and fat and no protein that I can see
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Holy puffy eyes. Imagine being his roommate and hearing him sobbing and sucking back snot all night long.
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The way I see it, it's Lucas so Mallon can feed him whatever. He's never cared about his health anyway. I do disagree, I think he does like the food he is served. Remember the "meals" he has cooked for himself when he was at the Phoenix House and Pioneer Pathway House. His toaster oven "cooking" when he was the Cannon St. shelter.
In his recent videos it looks like he was moved to another room. If he was it could be because he acts up (crying, etc) and bothering the roommate.
WonderWino
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berry flavored white frosting? that kind of sounds like lucas's fucked up tastebuds making him think its something else. why would they give them a white frosting thats berry flavored. i've never even heard of that before
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It would be hilarious to get video of him moooing and crying about not having a girlfriend while living in a literal nursing home. I do feel bad for whoever has to deal with him. I wonder if Lucas gets counseled on his crying and mooing fits? Can you picture it? Him in his government sponsored room, morbidly obese, ugly, 42 years old. "Moooo, I want a girlfriend! A hot Gen Z girl friend! Bigots! Mooo!" How sad for whoever has to live with this. I bet the staff there has all kinds of stories of his cow behavior.
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Did he buy that shirt deliberately? Because that pattern, if you can call it a pattern, looks like bleach spots, with alternating areas of dirt rubbed into them.
Also, definite agreement on him spending all night crying, but it also looks like he's spending a good 3/4 of his day sleeping. Lucas always gets this super puffy look when he sleeps all day long. It makes sense that he's doing that, because other than a handful of memes and a photograph of his dinner, what else does he have to do?
Edit: his head is literally a silly putty egg
The IG video Lucas made and @GleamingTheQ-Bert posted. It was after dark and there was a lot of background noise, banging and such. I think he was moved to a room closer to the staff area and the common areas. The noise was the staff moving stuff to do cleanup for the night.