Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Partying in your 20s? What a shocker!

Never forget the time Lucas rolled up to some guy's cookout at a picnic table and stood around waiting for Lord knows what
God that was akward as fuck. That guy who was cooking was not pleased about Lucas showing up. I can't remember if Lucas actually got any food or he just waddled on down the road. I think Lucas overheard someone at the old flophouse talking about the cookout and just assumed he could waddle on down to it. That video was so cringe. And Lucas did not at all pick up on the not welcome vibes that were being sent his way.
 
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Imagine if the wern found out nietzsche and his famous line "god is dead".
He'd be using that line more than the "right supramarginal gyrus"
 
Oh please, he would misattribute it to NIN's song Heresy. 😂
Beg to differ. Lucas would never know a deep enough cut to be familiar with Heresy.

Guaranteed Lucas is the sort of guy who would've walked into Sam Goody and said, "Ummm, do you have that 'fuck me like an animal' song?"

(Bonus points if this made you remember "moose full rut")
 
Well now, more bad news on the beetus breeding front for the wern i'm afraid:


(Reuters) - One of the world's most widely prescribed diabetes drugs may be linked to major birth defects in the offspring of male patients who were taking it ahead of the babies being conceived, according to a new study from Denmark released on Monday.

Metformin, among the most common and often initially prescribed treatments for type 2 diabetes, was associated with a 1.4 times greater risk of birth defects in boys whose fathers were taking the drug compared with those born to fathers who were not, researchers from the University of Southern Denmark and Stanford University in the United States found.

In both groups, the mothers had no history of diabetes or hypertension.

The study's authors, as well as independent experts, pointed to several key limitations of the data published in the Annals of Internal Medicine.

Researchers did not know whether the fathers took the medication as prescribed, or if they had worse control of their diabetes, which could also be linked to a higher risk of birth defects. The study showed that the risk for babies born to men taking insulin rather than metformin were not increased.

Channa Jayasena, head of andrology at Imperial College London, who was not involved in the work, called the results "thought-provoking but inconclusive".

"Men with diabetes should not be dissuaded from taking metformin, but this is worth looking at more closely," he added.

Metformin, available as a generic drug, is a first-line treatment for type 2 diabetes, a growing epidemic worldwide.

It is usually prescribed when diet and physical activity are not enough to control blood sugar levels and typically before more expensive branded diabetes drugs. It works to improve how the body handles insulin. Around 120 million people have been prescribed the drug across the globe.

In the study of 1,116,779 births in Denmark from 1997 to 2016, the researchers found that 5.2% of babies born to men who had been taking metformin had birth defects, particularly genital defects in boys. Among the rest of the population, the rate was 3.3%.

Babies were considered to be exposed to a diabetes drug, including metformin or insulin, if the father had filled at least one prescription during the three months before conception, when the fertilizing sperm were developing.

The researchers said more study was needed, but suggested that men taking metformin consider switching to another treatment when trying to conceive.

"If patients would like to switch to an alternative, they should contact their doctor," Maarten Wensink, a public health professor at the University of Southern Denmark and a study author, told Reuters, adding that the best treatment for type 2 diabetes remains lifestyle interventions such as dietary changes and weight loss.

"This could be an extra reason to put more priority on paternal health," he added.

All kinds of bad news for lucas's breeding prospects there. My favorite is the deformed genitals in boys. Imagine having lucas's genes for a microdick combined with increased risk of deformed genitals from the beetus drug. Prime silverback ubermensch breeding material I tell you
 
Beg to differ. Lucas would never know a deep enough cut to be familiar with Heresy.

Guaranteed Lucas is the sort of guy who would've walked into Sam Goody and said, "Ummm, do you have that 'fuck me like an animal' song?"

(Bonus points if this made you remember "moose full rut")

Well, I remember it now.

Great breakfast thought.

Thanks.

See, I think he'd know the song but would probably reference it like your Closer example and ask for the "god is dead" song.

I'm sure there's probably a Tool song, which I only mention as he used to talk about Tool being his favorite band whenever he got the chance, that fits but honestly, I can't fucking stand Tool and wouldn't know where to begin.
 
Well, I remember it now.

Great breakfast thought.

Thanks.

See, I think he'd know the song but would probably reference it like your Closer example and ask for the "god is dead" song.

I'm sure there's probably a Tool song, which I only mention as he used to talk about Tool being his favorite band whenever he got the chance, that fits but honestly, I can't fucking stand Tool and wouldn't know where to begin.
OT but thank god, Klick. Maynard is the most overrated rock musician, like, ever. Not only did the music never do anything for me, but I never got over him looking like one of the caricatures on the RevCo "beers, steers, and queers" single cover.

I just don't see Lucas getting into NIN with Downward Spiral. I see him glomming onto the Goth Daddy 2Buff train in a failed attempt to impress a goth girl post-"with teeth", even.

OT Trent Spergery over. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Fatty Boombalatty broadcast. Is it Breakfast time yet for chunkstyle? Whatta we think he's eating? A wheelbarrow full of Fruit Loops, a sad pale breakfast burrito drowning in sour cream and hot sauce, 2 glasses of milk and a cup of coffee for superior telomerically-enhanced farts, a burned pop tart (berry flavor) with a few extra antipsychotics concealed inside it?
 
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he's really stuck on that "where the party at" phrase like it's still the 90's. it's verbatim the same phrase with extremely little variation, and often a couplet of "where the party at" "where the women at". this speaks nothing of the cemented association of meeting women at parties specifically and you get the impression that it's a foregone conclusion how things "should" turn out. woe if they don't, i'm pretty sure Lucas would melt down on the spot if he was turned down or spurned, or laughed at, et c.
 
Some comments from the cow's post about dinosaur bones. There have been archaeological findings that many believe do corroborate things in the bible and also, all the Catholic Relics some that are believed to be related to Jesus. Now, who is to say how authentic these are, but not a real strong argument from Dr. Nigga Luke.
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Lucas blocked this Cob guy, since he would not tell him where the party is at. Blocked, bigot!
4,000 years ago was the time of Abraham, Sarah, Hagar, Issac, ishmael, and Rebecca.
the patriarchs of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.
is he so Biblically illiterate that he does not know their names?
 
"Stop being weak". Says the cow who at 42 years of age lives in a nursing home because he is not able to take care of himself. Lucas's
goal is more handouts and gibs me dats. More free shit. More laying around shirtless eating prime rib.

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Same method he’s used for the last decade with outstanding results. He just needs to know where the zoomer poon is partying and he will acquire a wife on scene. If only people weren’t so greedy with the information.
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So he thinks by magic just by showing up at the party he will get a zoomer. Ha!
No, it's more likely he just plans to sexually assault a very drunk zoomer bae. It would be funny to see him ree when they arrest him for attempted rape.

Can you imagine him showing up at a frat party in his Batman pajama pants looking and smelling like a ragman hobo?
 
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He really is coming full circle again. Moooing about parties.
I gotta admit, he's been so doped up lately I was beginning to wonder if he was just going to spend the rest of his days in a drug induced zombified state. Just as people predicted though, it's starting to warm up and he's getting right back to his sex pest routine. Someone's gonna be trading his bed for a few Clinkerdagger steaks pretty soon.
 
So he thinks by magic just by showing up at the party he will get a zoomer. Ha!
No, it's more likely he just plans to sexually assault a very drunk zoomer bae. It would be funny to see him ree when they arrest him for attempted rape.

Can you imagine him showing up at a frat party in his Batman pajama pants looking and smelling like a ragman hobo?
He starts with “where the party at” but then quickly goes through his long list of requirements that simply don’t exist.

It has to be a party but there can’t be any gen z dudes (or any dudes, really) and the women need to be beautiful and somehow already in love with him.

He wants the full package just dropped off at his feet because he is greedy and lazy.
 
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Note to Lucas:
Living in the same nursing home because you are schizo yourself does not mean the other residents hang out with you. You are persona non grata at Mallon Place.

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Yeah and also I feel like there probably aren’t very many people with bipolar and schizophrenia at Mallon Place. MOST of the residents are probably there for the normal reasons that people are in nursing homes — because they’re old and can no longer than care of themselves. But yeah either way, the only bipolar schizos Lucas is hanging out with are the voices in his head.

Bullshit Lucas, It didn't happen. You are afraid to be told -- fuck off Creep.

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LMAO yeah there is a less than zero chance this happened. He would never approach a woman, first of all. Second, NO woman has “never gotten a compliment”, we get unsolicited and usually unwanted compliments all the time. Thirdly, IF by some miracle Lucas did approach a woman and say this, and she actually reacted favorably, Lucas is an absolute moron for walking away. We know it didn’t happen, but how utterly brain dead do you have to be to walk away from someone interested in you when all you do all day and have for a decade is cry about no one being interested in you? He has no brain cells at all lmao why the fuck would he think this is believable
 
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Imagine going to a house party with your friends and that creep shows up awkwardly standing around in his diabetic compression socks and therapeutic sandals waiting for someone to introduce him to the girls trying to pull an Irish exit cause he keeps glaring at them with his crazy eyes.
Also, imagine being the person who's actually throwing the house party and someone envites him as a joke, he shows up and everyone starts clearing out and you're left trying to get him to leave while he's REEEEEEEE'ng about you cockblocking him.
 
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