Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I've heard that skunks evolutionarily developed a warning stripe down their back, so that other animals know not to mess with them. Apparently once a dog is sprayed by a skunk, he'll learn to stay away from any animal with a stripe down its back.

I wonder if there's any equivalent with humans? Like, for example, let's say someone had eyes that bulged out of their skull, that looked absolutely batshit insane, eyes that indicated how completely crazy, deranged, and furious they were... For the sake of argument, let's say that they were this angry about not being able to get their tiny dick wet... I wonder if anyone looks that crazy, where everyone would stay away from them?

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Nah, probably not. Nobody looks that crazy.
 
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Blasterisk said:
I mean, as long as he's got a true and honest connection with the merged dimensions or whatever, there's already plenty of chicks at Mallon Place.
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Not hot Gen Z chicks, tho! That is what Lucas wants and feels he deserves. If they knew what was good for them they would form a queue at the nursing home at a chance to be Dr. Nigga Luke's bae. But, oh, no. They run to the flatbill wiggers who have a cross chain on their necks. Once they flash a credit card or pull up in their car then they forget how plenty good Lucas is.

It is bigotry, greed, and agephobia. They love AOC and Bernie Sanders and are socialists. Plus, all the verses in the bible that talk about greed. They need to stop and do what is right. That is having a cheeseburger with Lucas.
 
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Not hot Gen Z chicks, tho! That is what Lucas wants and feels he deserves. If they knew what was good for them they would form a queue at the nursing home at a chance to be Dr. Nigga Luke's bae. But, oh, no. They run to the flatbill wiggers who have a cross chain on their necks. Once they flash a credit card or pull up in their car then they forget how plenty good Lucas is.

It is bigotry, greed, and agephobia. They love AOC and Bernie Sanders and are socialists. Plus, all the verses in the bible that talk about greed. They need to stop and do what is right. That is having a cheeseburger with Lucas.
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Been wondering about that. Are there a bunch of Gen Z guys in Spokane wearing cross chains or did he see a guy with a cross chain talking to several girls and in his schizo vendetta against the chrisitans apply the cross chain wearing to every guy he sees hanging out with a Gen Z girls he wants for himself.
Maybe when @Trainwreck is out and about can keep an eye out to see if the young guys in Spokane are into wearing cross chains. Hopefully catch sight of the Creeper waddling around in his diabetic shoes.

Lucas the "feminist" calling almost all the woman through out time as inadequate to have children for being weaker and smaller compared to men. Humanity has evolved for the males to be stronger but of course this does not apply to Lucas whose little stub makes him male but he falls short of being a man. The POS is weakling coward who can't take care of himself so he wants a Gen Z to take care of him.

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This is some homophobia right here. Saying watching men's sports is gay is like cover homophobia to cover for homo feelings that one has, perhaps, Lucas himself. No secure person would have an issue watching men's sports and feel that it questioned their sexuality. You can watch sports, mens or womens sports and not necessarily relate it to anything sexual. I guess Lucas probably can't.Screenshot_20220330-130747.png
 
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This is some homophobia right here. Saying watching men's sports is gay is like cover homophobia to cover for homo feelings that one has, perhaps, Lucas himself. No secure person would have an issue watching men's sports and feel that it questioned their sexuality. You can watch sports, mens or womens sports and not necessarily relate it to anything sexual. I guess Lucas probably can't.View attachment 3125762
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Wow, those cooking shows have done a world of good for his culinary instincts.

I wonder which cooking show told him to empty an entire bottle of Sriracha mayo onto a pork chop, then broil it until it's a cinder?

Probably 'The Frugal Gourmet'.
 
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Gen Z baes, feast your eyes on peak male performance.
Is it the angle or did the blob of blubber "fix it" to hide his DD moobs and huge gut and rolls of fat.

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Ninj'd by @Pink Freud

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His meds have "calmed" him from screaming in the street but nothing can fix his insanity,

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I think he is talking about Mosaic fellowship. It is next door to Pioneer Pathway House. He was going there on Sundays for the free food which the church has after the church service. He'd been at Mallon for about a week when he said he was banned from Mosiac. Likely because he was creeping the young women out. He got food but the church didn't yeet him a bae(feed his inner being).
And he did yoga with an 18 yr old in a mental hospital and almost kissed her because she was his friend and smiled at him. I'd say it's another - It didn't happen.
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Da Dude123 said:
This is some homophobia right here. Saying watching men's sports is gay is like cover homophobia to cover for homo feelings that one has, perhaps, Lucas himself. No secure person would have an issue watching men's sports and feel that it questioned their sexuality. You can watch sports, mens or womens sports and not necessarily relate it to anything sexual. I guess Lucas probably can't.View attachment 3125762
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'I don't want to watch sweaty half naked men play sports! I want to watch sweaty half naked troons play sports instead' - lucas werner

He didn't think that one through
 
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Jesus jumping Christ. “Peak male performance” right here, everyone. Get with the times.
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Lucas really has a lot of talent at motivating and cheering up people.

For example: after seeing him I'm now motivated to never be a Stay Puft Marshmallow man with rotting feet in a nursing home, and I feel a lot better about myself. He's an inspiration.
 
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More "virtue signaling " -- look at me, look at me, how generous I am in looking out for my people. I gave a brick of cheese to a neighbor.
Did he sneak into the Mallon kitchen and take the cheese from the fridge or waddled to the free food for the needy pantry. How long did he have the cheese before giving it to the neighbor.



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More "virtue signaling " -- look at me, look at me, how generous I am in looking out for my people. I gave a brick of cheese to a neighbor.
Did he sneak into the Mallon kitchen and take the cheese from the fridge or waddled to the free food for the needy pantry. How long did he have the cheese before giving it to the neighbor.



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Neighbor? Since when is a nursing room resident a neighbor? Might as well say “fellow patient.”

Jfc, last year he was homeless and yet that is technically a step up for him as a patient in a nursing home for speds.
 
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This is some homophobia right here. Saying watching men's sports is gay is like cover homophobia to cover for homo feelings that one has, perhaps, Lucas himself. No secure person would have an issue watching men's sports and feel that it questioned their sexuality. You can watch sports, mens or womens sports and not necessarily relate it to anything sexual. I guess Lucas probably can't.View attachment 3125762
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Well,we know Lucas was never good at sports like some other boys,being a Mama's boy and all. He loathes guys who are athletes because he knows they are "plenty good". They are wealthy,in prime physical shape and get all the zoomer baes they can handle.
So he critiques them as "gay" although deep inside he wishes he was them.
Their feet have made them famous and his are decaying.
 
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