Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Did he buy that shirt deliberately? Because that pattern, if you can call it a pattern, looks like bleach spots, with alternating areas of dirt rubbed into them.
He didn't buy shit it came from the free bin. There's what looks like graffiti in the bleached spots. It's a stunning example of early 2000s button up polyester, the go-to choice for rap rock and riced out Honda Civic enthusiasts everywhere.
 
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Some comments from the cow's post about dinosaur bones. There have been archaeological findings that many believe do corroborate things in the bible and also, all the Catholic Relics some that are believed to be related to Jesus. Now, who is to say how authentic these are, but not a real strong argument from Dr. Nigga Luke.
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Lucas blocked this Cob guy, since he would not tell him where the party is at. Blocked, bigot!
 
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Some comments from the cow's post about dinosaur bones. There have been archaeological findings that many believe do corroborate things in the bible and also, all the Catholic Relics some that are believed to be related to Jesus. Now, who is to say how authentic these are, but not a real strong argument from Dr. Nigga Luke.
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Lucas blocked this Cob guy, since he would not tell him where the party is at. Blocked, bigot!
Sounds like typical lucas logic. Even if everything in the bible was 100% accurate that doesn't mean you're going to find the bodies of anybody mentioned in it. There are plenty of people we know existed indisputably that we don't know the location of their remains or they've otherwise been lost. William the conqueror comes to mind, as does pretty much any famous ancient roman. Hell the vast majority of people who have ever lived up to this point have no remains to find. The vast majority of dinosaurs too for that matter. The ones we find are fossilized, which is very rare thing to happen naturally in itself. It requires very specific conditions. There are likely tens of thousands of species we'll never know existed because they never left fossilized remains

That said, when lucas asks for a house party location i'm surprised none of the people trolling him don't just give him the address of an empty lot or a junkyard or something
 
Sounds like typical lucas logic. Even if everything in the bible was 100% accurate that doesn't mean you're going to find the bodies of anybody mentioned in it. There are plenty of people we know existed indisputably that we don't know the location of their remains or they've otherwise been lost. William the conqueror comes to mind, as does pretty much any famous ancient roman. Hell the vast majority of people who have ever lived up to this point have no remains to find. The vast majority of dinosaurs too for that matter. The ones we find are fossilized, which is very rare thing to happen naturally in itself. It requires very specific conditions. There are likely tens of thousands of species we'll never know existed because they never left fossilized remains

That said, when lucas asks for a house party location i'm surprised none of the people trolling him don't just give him the address of an empty lot or a junkyard or something

Further evidence that Lucas cannot understand sarcasm. It’s been remarked before how odd it is that when Lucas is being trolled, he takes it as earnest support and when someone is supposedly supporting him, he reads into it and assumes he is being trolled.

I recall someone commented on a post that he had done an unbelievable job writing an essay and he blocked assuming he was being called a liar.
 
Further evidence that Lucas cannot understand sarcasm. It’s been remarked before how odd it is that when Lucas is being trolled, he takes it as earnest support and when someone is supposedly supporting him, he reads into it and assumes he is being trolled.

I recall someone commented on a post that he had done an unbelievable job writing an essay and he blocked assuming he was being called a liar.
Considering lucas's own weird attempts at using reverse psychology it could be that on some level he assumes everyone else who does that is lying and the truth is the opposite of what they're saying because thats the kind of shit he does himself. So it would kind of fit that he thinks someone trolling him is supporting him in some weird edgy way, or at least be able to convince himself of that due to his own raging narcissism. Regardless, that kind of mentality shows how broken his brain really is, he's not even consistent or logical about calling out the right people that are blatantly obvious about trolling him. I really have to wonder what a full battery of intelligence and mental competency tests would say about him. I'd be surprised if his IQ is higher than low to mid 80s at best and if there isn't some kind of autism going on, or something with similar effects
 
The Bumcel with a DV conviction and restraining orders under his belt. He doesn't have more DV's because no girl has wanted him since Suzanne rightly dumped him.

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Todays beg:
He reposted a picture of a meal he had 2 days ago.
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Note to Lucas:
Living in the same nursing home because you are schizo yourself does not mean the other residents hang out with you. You are persona non grata at Mallon Place.

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The Bumcel with a DV conviction and restraining orders under his belt. He doesn't have more DV's because no girl has wanted him since Suzanne rightly dumped him.

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Todays beg:
He reposted a picture of a meal he had 2 days ago.
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ETA:
Note to Lucas:
Living in the same nursing home because you are schizo yourself does not mean the other residents hang out with you. You are persona non grata at Mallon Place.

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Now that one definitely looks like hospital tier food. Hell even by nursing home standards thats pretty shitty. and of course nothing on that plate are things he should be eating with his rotting feet and beetus
 
So, he didn't delete ALL of his Youtube channels; I'm pretty sure this one is his as it has me blocked, which I know because I can't reply directly to it. It's been around since Feb. '22 and it's not the first time that account has left a comment on one of my videos.


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Edit: Looks like I might be in for a comment spree on old content. He must be bored tonight.
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So, he didn't delete ALL of his Youtube channels; I'm pretty sure this one is his as it has me blocked, which I know because I can't reply directly to it. It's been around since Feb. '22 and it's not the first time that account has left a comment on one of my videos.


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Edit: Looks like I might be in for a comment spree on old content. He must be bored tonight.
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'Nope I wouldn't [date a 16 year old]'

Says the guy commenting on his own video where he himself literally records himself saying he would. ffs can you imagine what lucas will be like in court if he ever gets busted as a pedo? his lawyer public defender would be spazzing out trying to get him to shut the fuck up and stop incriminating himself like that. I can just see lucas going off in front of a judge reeing about how thats not really him in the video, how its all faked by kiwifarms, sofalaw and klickitat and how he never said any of it.....only to have the prosecutor immediately switch the video over to one of the news reports from the starbucks incident where the journo reporting on it points out lucas explicitly saying he thought the girl was 16 and how it was totally legal, and finishing it off with screenshots of the stuff he said burrito incident that explicitly showed him grooming a 15 year old

Lets not forget how he reacted to 'mias dad' when he realized he wasn't going to be able to just bs his way out of that conversation convincingly and had been caught in a bad situation red handed. I can see it now you're a bigot your honor! your bigotry is out of hand! my parents know bounty hunters and are involved in local politics! do you really want to get on their bad side?! the best thing you can do is just dismiss the case against me and stop letting the prosecutor call me a pedo!
 
The funny part is I think he'd just come up with another excuse not to go. If you told him where a party is he'd need a ride and then he'd need you to actually introduce him to women. It's just like all the excuses he came up with not to enact Wern 2.0 before finally giving up and never mentioning it again because no one was wearing a mask.

That youtube account said it was made last month so I guess he just made a new one.

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berry flavored white frosting? that kind of sounds like lucas's fucked up tastebuds making him think its something else. why would they give them a white frosting thats berry flavored. i've never even heard of that before
One of the recent food pictures has white cake with light purple frosting that definitely looks like it could’ve been berry frosting.
 
The funny part is I think he'd just come up with another excuse not to go. If you told him where a party is he'd need a ride and then he'd need you to actually introduce him to women. It's just like all the excuses he came up with not to enact Wern 2.0 before finally giving up and never mentioning it again because no one was wearing a mask.

That youtube account said it was made last month so I guess he just made a new one.

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He really is coming full circle again. Moooing about parties. He must think there are parties with hot gen Z women in Spokane every day of the week. Yeah, I wonder would he actually show up? He probably would be too big of a pussy to do so. Can you imagine the fat smelly cow at a college party?

Also, as far as going to parties or anywhere else, Lucas is not really leaving the nursing home much, it seems. I wonder if his feet are all still banged up? Would love to get another Lucas in the wild pic or video. Skeletor and the so called "Outcast Owls" were supposed to interview Lucas on site at the Mallon Place nursing home.
 
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