Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The comments section is pretty hilarious.
 
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mothman96 said:
Yea Creep, you are so hot IRL women in 2 cities and 10 yrs won't touch you.
And what's with the length of his beard kicking in his mental illness.
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Gonna PL a bit, beards have never bothered me with my Bipolar and i have never read about this symptom in the literature. Also have never heard of it from any bipolar people or schizophrenic people I've met.

I know we throw the autistic diagnosis around here like rice at a wedding, but it sounds like a sensory issue. Christian shaved off all of his hair, didn't he? Lucas might have Aspergers syndrome, for real.
 
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dirtydeanna96 said:
Gonna PL a bit, beards have never bothered me with my Bipolar and have never heard of it with any bipolar people.

I know we throw the autistic diagnosis around here like rice at a wedding, but it sounds like a sensory issue. Christian shaved all of his hair, didn't he? Lucas might have Aspergers syndrome, for real.
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He has mentioned that a doctor or therapist wanted him tested for autism, which Lucas refused. I’ve always assumed he is on the spectrum, mostly because of his special interests and inability to understand how people or relationships work.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Russell Greer is cow number 2 for me. He is just as autistic and narcissistic. Although, he isn't fat. He and Lucas have lots in common. Rusty does more outlandish things like trying to sue celebrities instead of chimping out in the streets.

If you start with Rusty Greer, there is lots to learn about. I gotta check out some of these other cows. Lucas was how I found out about Kiwi Farms. I learned about him after seeing the national news report about the Starbucks incident and how he had a website about age gap love. Then I uncovered all the lunacy and Islamic content that he puts out and there was no going back.
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Thanks for that rabbit hole.
Greer, what can I say? A real Niceguy.
 
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Stinkyboy said:
Wifi allows telephony apps, so yes, he can make calls
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This is Lucas we are talking about. He couldn’t figure out landscape and portrait mode and regularly had confusion about how cameras work. (Remember the sex toy store video?)

The YouTube videos with the Owls alludes to him not being able to receive phone calls and just app-based texting over WiFi (I’m guessing whatsapp) so while he could get a voip or other wifibased number, I’m guessing he’s relying on the Mallon landline for everything for which he needs a phone. Lucas’s phone and phone service is basically just a toterolla Obama phone so I’m guessing that he can’t figure out anything with any strong tech component.

But this will be his excuse for not getting hired I’m sure.
 
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I just had a gander at today's Boomerbook content and I was completely mistaken for thinking he was actually struggling the other day. The jackclown was probably just high or faking in that video with Skeletor. I don't know whether to be relieved or disgusted at just how low he will sink.
 
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Limp Bizkit Stan Account said:
At this point he's basically just admitting he's going to spend all summer harassing local gen Z baes.

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Good I hope there’s some Summer chimp outs about to happen. He’s most at risk for being kicked out in the summer because the nights are warm and he forgets winter is a thing that comes every year.

Ranting homeless Lucas is by far my favorite Lucas.
 
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He wouldn’t last too long in section 8 housing, lol.

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This is Lucas we are talking about. He couldn’t figure out landscape and portrait mode and regularly had confusion about how cameras work. (Remember the sex toy store video?)

The YouTube videos with the Owls alludes to him not being able to receive phone calls and just app-based texting over WiFi (I’m guessing whatsapp) so while he could get a voip or other wifibased number, I’m guessing he’s relying on the Mallon landline for everything for which he needs a phone. Lucas’s phone and phone service is basically just a toterolla Obama phone so I’m guessing that he can’t figure out anything with any strong tech component.

But this will be his excuse for not getting hired I’m sure.
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He can probably figure out how to make calls, receiving calls usually needs a paid account because they hold a number for you.
But true, he very well might give up and rely on the communal phone at Mallon.
 
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