Out of all of this reeeing and mooing, personally my favorite is "I need my independence" Lucas has NEVER had it ever. His closest was being a roomate, who needed help paying rent, stole food and couldn't pull his weight (literally too fatty) sharing a place. He then bummed around, living off his ex, whom he did nothing for aside hit. He didn't work, clean cook or anything. Jail, that literally was the antithesis of independent. the whole point of jail is losing freedom. Then we got hobo sagas, because he couldn't be assed to work or take his meds to move back into his parents house. Government placed him and didn't even trust him with his own potty or shower (speaking of I really like pointing out how our Lukey is a stinky boy, a stinky little boy, who grew up to a big stinky man, maybe that's why he has no friends Lucas doesn't bathe and he's a stinky stinky boy. Wanting mommy to wash and apply deodorant. It's mommys job, Lucas loves his mommy in... a really creepy way. After he fucked that up, he was homeless again and when it got cold he got himself thrown into the loony bin, again, they locked his ass in a rubber hotel because he can't be trusted to not harm himself out of how fucking insane he is.
Now he's at a retard retirement home, a place where old retards who have no one who cares if they live or die go, for the tax payer to feel less guilty about watching 60 year old droolers die in the street. Now in Mallon, it's not that bad but, nearly as they use the avg persons shame guilt and pity to rake in the cash and neglect their charges.
Lucas has failed everything. His closest to independence was his first roomate. Let me restate he failed that not able to do a mc job. He stole from him, didn't do basic shit like clean his messes and we know he didn't bring stuff like a TV, dishes etc. So yeah he was a shit roommate.
Let's not forget he can beg daddy gov to give him section 8, but two things remember because he tried to "bounce" the stairs and lied and got thrown out of his last place he's on a no rent list and there's LONG waits country wide for sec 8 because it's with out getting into moral/political over streched and with economy in trash thanks to coof etc, big wait lists from people who are do nothings and always lived that way, to lower incomes who covid broke them. I won't get into it more here but Lucas isn't getting a section 8.
What's funny he got so mad he got no soy sauce, that shit is pure salt (it's yummy I won't lie) and for someone with being near if not over 400lbs who doesn't track his blood pressure, beetus etc... it's an awful idea. Also 70 bucks a month... if I was in Mallon I'd get myself a mint phone plan for 20 and probably seeing that slop drop 50 on half on tooth paste etc and rest on spices etc. Fuck me. Again Lucas could have something that simple, or be a nigger and just grab like 5 packets of mustard soy etc from restaurants/gas stations/food stores... not that I was ever a really poor grad student. You do get weird looks when you get a dollar mc coffee and take 10 ketchup packets on your way out.
Honestly, that last picture in the white shirt might be the ONLY time I've seen him in clean clothes. Honestly, it's probably the best picture of the Wern we've ever seen and what the fuck is wrong with his facial hair? I'm guessing Mallon doesn't trust Dr Nigga Luke or Jamie with something so dangerous like a Razor. I bet they do retard shaves with some cheap plug in walh trimmer. Related to beards for anyone of any NON hobo status, 25 dollars or so might or might not be a lot for you to burn, but that's going rate in my area for a good straight shave, highly suggest. Remember Lucas couldn't do this 3 times a month, that's how little he has left and blows it.
I find last meme a real riot, we know Lucas will let other people do anything if they are "nice" to him. How would the Wern feel, if his zoomer bae didn't have her own car to ferry his fat ass around? We know his hate of cars deals with him getting a DUI and not being able to drive. Lucas never called his "rich" parents out for owning so much. Let's pretend King Roy and Myrna have that kinda money Lucas talks about (and he's dumb enough to really think he's getting multi millions when they pass) why doesn't he demand King Roy, build section 8 housing and knock down part of the Elk Kingdom? Bernie would approve of that! Don't mention Bernies 3+ houses (I've lost count how many he has and or hides under his wife)
I know I tend to be long winded and that's a love hate thing here on people reading, so forgive me if you're in the latter. But One thing is Lucas really isn't smart enough to read posts like mine, we see he reacts to some posts and one trend I kinda picked up on is the faster the more twitter size the post more he cares.
Now I don't mean to shame anyone who's got a good one line post or quick reply. What I want to point out, is Lucas literally can't read past 20 or so words, he gets bored, confused or upset. This comes from someone who expects a PhD.
Lastly, Lucas Werner is a fat gay pedophile and I would not have sex with him.
