Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[VoidFace]

Another - it didn't happen, but hey Gen Z baes, it's always the right time for you to do the right thing and hop on his mangy stub of a dick. Just a heads up baes, you are going to have to push his huge fat sagging gut aside to find his little stub.

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I find the phrasing “even when I proceeded to chase her down” really fucking creepy. I’d be very disturbed if he were actually able to chase down anyone or anything.

Luckily, if she did exist, she was safe from that so long as she wasn’t heading downhill.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

I find the phrasing “even when I proceeded to chase her down” really fucking creepy. I’d be very disturbed if he were actually able to chase down anyone or anything.

Same. Shit like this is why women are hesitant to interact with men in public, especially when we're alone. Resting bitch face is on purpose for our own protection because the vast majority of us have had interactions with creeps and learned our lesson. I'm surprised someone actually spoke to him, because Lucas gives off major creep vibes (if this story is even true of course).

The worst was working retail/restaurants. Lucas and other dumbasses think that because you're being nice to them, you must want to fuck them. NO. A thousand times NO. I feel for that poor Starbucks barista that he gave that creepy ass note to. I've been hit on at work back when I worked in the service industry and it sucks because you have no escape and you can't tell them to fuck off unless they do something that warrants kicking them out of the business. I couldn't imagine having to put up with Lucas' bizarre brand of creepiness.

Lucas feels entitled to women's attention like he feels entitled to everything else in this world. But guess what you fat greasy dunce, it doesn't work that way. Women don't like you. It's not in the cards and won't ever be.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

"The brevity of life motivates me"

Well, he made it into a nursing home in about half the time it takes normal people, I'll give him that.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I have no doubt the story is real.

Pepperidge Farm remembers a few winters ago when he tracked down the workplaces of a bunch of women and visited the parking lots of each place to yell at their windows about their greed and bigotry.

 

[mothman96]

Okay, I have two thoughts about this: the girl disappearing, and being complimentary to a shirt on Lucas's fat gut, makes me think she was possibly entirely illusory.

If she was real, just think of what it says about Lucas that he attaches this much significance to a one second interaction between total strangers. If the girl exists, I would bet you all the gold in Fort Knox that even if you showed her a picture of Lucas, she wouldn't remember the interaction.

But to lucas, it's a pleasurable fantasy that he replays in his head. He was so close!

I'd say If a girl looked at his shirt it was nothing more than a passing glance as she walked by.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I have no doubt the story is real.

Pepperidge Farm remembers a few winters ago when he tracked down the workplaces of a bunch of women and visited the parking lots of each place to yell at their windows about their greed and bigotry.

When did this happen?
I haven't read the entire Lucas saga here yet; I can only deal with him a few pages at a time.

 

[mothman96]

I have no doubt the story is real.

Pepperidge Farm remembers a few winters ago when he tracked down the workplaces of a bunch of women and visited the parking lots of each place to yell at their windows about their greed and bigotry.

When did this happen?
I haven't read the entire Lucas saga here yet; I can only deal with him a few pages at a time.

I think what Wernie Sanders is referring to is back when the Creep was walking around wearing a red cap making videos in front of businesses. If I'm remembering right it was DreamChaser who brought up he was stalking women at their workplace. DreamChaser in her videos was claiming she lived in Spokane and knew what the Creep was up to. Someone here caught on that this DreamChaser was a woman named Evie didn't even live in Washington state and lied about the whole thing.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I think what Wernie Sanders is referring to is back when the Creep was walking around wearing a red cap making videos in front of businesses. If I'm remembering right it was DreamChaser who brought up he was stalking women at their workplace. DreamChaser in her videos was claiming she lived in Spokane and knew what the Creep was up to. Someone here caught on that this DreamChaser was a woman named Evie didn't even live in Washington state and lied about the whole thing.

She was a lying psycho in general but he did go to those places and scream shit up to the windows...several spergs mapped the places and it checked out.

 

[mothman96]

She was a lying psycho in general but he did go to those places and scream shit up to the windows...several spergs mapped the places and it checked out.

I know the places he went to are real. Dreamchaser was the one who said he stalked some women and went to make the video in front of their workplace. That is the problem right there, she made that up.
Now would the Creep stalk a girl he likes, yes he would.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I know the places he went to are real. Dreamchaser was the one who said he stalked some women and went to make the video in front of their workplace. That is the problem right there, she made that up.
Now would the Creep stalk a girl he likes, yes he would.

All right...not gonna argue all night about this one but... he did scream outside those windows and the part Evie embellished was when she accused him of actually stalking the women's apartments and condos. He screamed at them at work but thankfully he never found their actual homes.

 

[mothman96]

All right...not gonna argue all night about this one but... he did scream outside those windows and the part Evie embellished was when she accused him of actually stalking the women's apartments and condos. He screamed at them at work but thankfully he never found their actual homes.

If DreamChaser hadn't deleted her videos you'd see she made it up.

 

[Jeep1971]

Same. Shit like this is why women are hesitant to interact with men in public, especially when we're alone. Resting bitch face is on purpose for our own protection because the vast majority of us have had interactions with creeps and learned our lesson. I'm surprised someone actually spoke to him, because Lucas gives off major creep vibes (if this story is even true of course).

The worst was working retail/restaurants. Lucas and other dumbasses think that because you're being nice to them, you must want to fuck them. NO. A thousand times NO. I feel for that poor Starbucks barista that he gave that creepy ass note to. I've been hit on at work back when I worked in the service industry and it sucks because you have no escape and you can't tell them to fuck off unless they do something that warrants kicking them out of the business. I couldn't imagine having to put up with Lucas' bizarre brand of creepiness.

Lucas feels entitled to women's attention like he feels entitled to everything else in this world. But guess what you fat greasy dunce, it doesn't work that way. Women don't like you. It's not in the cards and won't ever be.

NGL, this is spot-on. I'm old so I don't get hit on anymore at work but my younger coworkers do and it's creepy.
Luckily most bosses don't like that shit either and will bounce someone like Lucas because they are a nuisance to the point of keeping other paying customers away from the place.
It's fucked up,but there are men among us who think they deserve blowies just for opening doors in public for women.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

What a charismatic ladies' man. Recounting to internet strangers the (alleged) times when you had minor everyday interactions with a woman out in the wild then framing them like it was the one that got away doesn't come off as extreme desparation at all. Most people would forget these encounters, but Lucas dwells on them and plays them in his head over and over like a movie. I don't think I'll ever get tired of his random "One time a girl talked to me but I couldn't ask her out because [convenient excuse]" posts.

The problem is that this is as close as he gets to women so for him it’s like being abandoned at the altar. If he had dated women and actually had times he was flirted with, he wouldn’t think he was taking Kiki the ACAB/BLM/Bus chick out on a date when he was really just creeping on her. Likewise, his past girlfriends that are just random hookups, internet LDRs, or women he knew in HS for 2 weeks. He has nothing real so he counts things adults don’t ever count. I mean, come on, he thinks that moving hair away from a zoomers face is a court ship signal.

These are his stories of the good old days. And they suck.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

All right...not gonna argue all night about this one but... he did scream outside those windows and the part Evie embellished was when she accused him of actually stalking the women's apartments and condos. He screamed at them at work but thankfully he never found their actual homes.

He went to some establishments in downtown Spokane on Christmas Day (to ensure they were closed and downtown was deserted) and made short videos about hypocrisy or whatever bullshit Lucas was on at the time.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Poor Lucas did not get doordashed last night. This is what they serve him. He "almost never needs seconds", he says. Yeah...Cough (bullshit) cough. View attachment 3171878View attachment 3171877

Holy shit we got better quality chicken nuggets and fries in public school lunches...

His board game ideas are mostly boring and nonsensical. Especially the ones he has done lately. The Dance of the Telomeres and Mckayla or whatever that one was, it was lunacy and made zero sense, but gave us more to laugh at. Throwing money at his board game ideas produces boring content. All his games lately are total snooze fests.

The only thing fun about Lucas's new games is watching Jamie, who may or not be mentally handicapped, routinely mop the floor with Lucas at his own schizo games.

 

[ShadowBorg]

Thanks to klititat's archive I had a chance to play with the audio on this video

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Thanks to klititat's archive I had a chance to play with the audio on this video

Okay, I'm loving Lucas the Chipmunk. Well done.

 

[ShadowBorg]

Okay, I'm loving Lucas the Chipmunk. Well done.

thank you mate, that may be lucas if he ever did meth, the bright side would be he would be skinny,

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

thank you mate, that may be lucas if he ever did meth, the bright side would be he would be skinny,

Oh god, loose skin werner is a sight to behold

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Same. Shit like this is why women are hesitant to interact with men in public, especially when we're alone. Resting bitch face is on purpose for our own protection because the vast majority of us have had interactions with creeps and learned our lesson. I'm surprised someone actually spoke to him, because Lucas gives off major creep vibes (if this story is even true of course).

The worst was working retail/restaurants. Lucas and other dumbasses think that because you're being nice to them, you must want to fuck them. NO. A thousand times NO. I feel for that poor Starbucks barista that he gave that creepy ass note to. I've been hit on at work back when I worked in the service industry and it sucks because you have no escape and you can't tell them to fuck off unless they do something that warrants kicking them out of the business. I couldn't imagine having to put up with Lucas' bizarre brand of creepiness.

Lucas feels entitled to women's attention like he feels entitled to everything else in this world. But guess what you fat greasy dunce, it doesn't work that way. Women don't like you. It's not in the cards and won't ever be.

Yet, you're entitled to tips working at places like Starbucks which promotes you being fake nice to people, who are mostly lonely old low-value people that walk into a coffee shop.

If you loathe ugly men that much, don't work these jobs.