I don't doubt Pukas probably has tried to fill out the section 8 forms, he won't get it, it's just that simple, he's on a no rent list, wait times are long and people who do qualify go first. Seriously, if your mental state makes you lose care homes, they sure as shit aren't putting you in the wild. What really made me laugh is him acting like this is a flex.
Lucas, the rest of us own homes, be it rent or not. I in fact planted some of my herbs yesterday since I have my own plot of land too. (Well the bank does but I digress) It's simple and proven both to the onlooker and the state Lucas can not live alone safely. He goes off his meds gets crazy and ends up in loony bin, jail or thrown out, remember he was in groups or some therapy because part of his fart boxes rules, can you think anyone trusting him with a normal apartment and totally free reign? He'd blow his tug boat in a few days on the puss puss quest and meals sure he could hit food banks for meals but what about the money for a light bill? Phone? Fuck me he's in a care home and can't manage to pay for a phone. No way could he manage bills on his own, with no running water and power he risks damage to the unit he's rented, no land lord will want/allow this. In fact in almost all leases you need to keep that stuff on so you don't trash someone elses stuff with your stupid, and probably ruin things for other tenants as well. (I might be in commercial but all my leases have this when fits)
Why does he need 100 for his board game plan? Last birthday he got a kit and it cost way less. Sounds like fatty is baiting to get more meals. At least the board games, and hating Christians are revolving themes with the pig.
We really don't need to worry or theorize about Lucas working, he just won't he's plenty good with out a job, lazy and dumb as well as poor health and hygeine. Years ago when he had a McJob frankly I could see him managing to keep employed his whole life, with some mental health help meds etc. But his own personality behavior and being a scum fuck of a human ruined it. Really, in another time line, Lucas would be that kinda slow guy who just can't figure life but is harmless and lives half off his family and half off his job, remember he got kicked from the Elk Kingom for his action and refusing meds. I'm sure in this other time line him and King roy would be sharing a bourbon after a long day flipping fries talking about Star Wars and King Roy would accept Lucas just ain't got the tools for the game of life but he tries hard and doesn't mind giving up the spare bedroom to his "special little guy". I am not alone to know someone who's in that state, a good person who by no fault of their own isn't all there and does all they can healthy relationship with fam great dude.
Lucas coulda had that, but he's a terrible person, a pedophile, a criminal, and all around loony loser.
The warm weather sure is waking the Wern up as well as his caffeine intake, all I want for White boy summer is homeless lucas and his tug boat still going to Mallon. He hates it there and we all know Lucas when it comes to dealing with anything that isn't up to "his" standards. What makes it funnier much like the food is an "issue" he doesn't have the mind set, and is so weak willed and easy to influence, it wasn't a problem till we all dunked on him about him living in a scam retard house.
Lucas, even if you got section 8 (first you'd be stabbed by niggers trying to steal money for crack) we'd still laugh at you for needing hand outs when the rest of us manage to pay our own bills. You will always be a laughing stock because you are a mentally ill loser. Simple as.