Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas shared this about his brother, Shawn. As delusional as Lucas is.
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What is the family relation between them? Share a father correct? Something about a car accident?
 
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Lucas shared this about his brother, Shawn. As delusional as Lucas is.

What is the family relation between them? Share a father correct? Something about a car accident?
Yes, same father (Roy) different mother. Shawn is the oldest (Roy's 1st wife). Lucas's mother Myrna is his father's 2nd wife. Roy and Myrna had Lucas and his younger brother Seth. Roy and Myrna divorced when Lucas was still young. Roy married again (Becky) and she's the Creeps stepmom. Myrna married Larry Grigsby and he became Lucas's stepdad.
 
Lucas shared this about his brother, Shawn. As delusional as Lucas is.

What is the family relation between them? Share a father correct? Something about a car accident?
Shawn is step brother. Older. He has TBI from the car accident that killed his mom. He’s the eldest son of the Elk King. Hard core trumper pothead Sensi Millo in the SOFALAW group.

And he’s just as much of an entitled shit.
 
Shawn is step brother. Older. He has TBI from the car accident that killed his mom. He’s the eldest son of the Elk King. Hard core trumper pothead Sensi Millo in the SOFALAW group.

And he’s just as much of an entitled shit.
The GoFundMe mentions his mother being alive and that his stepdad died. So this has to be fake/scam.
 
Shawn is step brother. Older. He has TBI from the car accident that killed his mom. He’s the eldest son of the Elk King. Hard core trumper pothead Sensi Millo in the SOFALAW group.

And he’s just as much of an entitled shit.
I know several years ago Lucas was saying Shawn's mother was killed in that car accident. In Shawn's GoFundMe Shawn says his mother went into the hospital after his step-dad died.

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Of course the greedy, lazy, fat tub of lard wants a luxury apt and all the money to spend as he wills.

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Of course the greedy, lazy, fat tub of lard wants a luxury apt and all the money to spend as he wills.

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This is probably the most infuriating aspect of fatty’s personality.

I have a very nice home, I have a couple of cars that are reasonably nice. My kids are well fed, well cared for and well clothed.

You know why that is? My wife and I get off our asses go to work. We put forth the effort to be able to afford to buy the things that are important to us.

Fatty just expects all of it to be handed to him. He can’t even be bothered to approach the Gen Z women he so desperately craves. Instead they must be brought to him.

A happy and fulfilling life requires you to work for it in most cases. This motherfucker can’t be bothered to get off his ass and put forth even the minimum amount of effort.

That’s probably the thing that’s most alien about him to me. I like being productive. My hobbies even revolve around me building things (cars, motorcycles, vintage electronics etc) and the prospect of retirement is a bit scary to me. I like the discipline that comes with getting up everyday and the feeling I have drinking a beer after a long days work… knowing that I accomplished something.

I wouldn’t feel right living a lifestyle that I didn’t earn and look down on people who live their lives on the backs of others accomplishments (parents or taxpayers).

Yet Fatty can’t be bothered with any of that and is not only more than happy to be a parasite he wants to be an even bigger one.
 
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Oh no, has Lucas already given up on (acting like he's) getting a job and gone back to trying to convince women they're bigots for not dating bumcels? Sure hope it works this time.

Of course he has. Working is hard and only serves to benefit Capitalism.

You see, it’s the women who are wrong. They should be lining up at the homeless shelters to date barely functional men who can’t manage to procure even a roof over their heads.
 
Lucas shared this about his brother, Shawn. As delusional as Lucas is.

What is the family relation between them? Share a father correct? Something about a car accident?
Isn’t it weird that the go fund me was created in December 2021 with a 400k goal and in nearly 5 months not a single cent has been raised?? If Lucas wasn’t such a 42 karat mongaloid I’d maybe think it was his latest attempted grift.
 
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Oh no, has Lucas already given up on (acting like he's) getting a job and gone back to trying to convince women they're bigots for not dating bumcels? Sure hope it works this time.
No decent woman wants to take care of or support a deadbeat guy. Lucas can't get that through his thick skull.
Can't tell you the number of guys I met in my single days that got excited because I had a car, my own place, and a decent job, thought they were going to move in and have me take care of their every need.
Get away from me with that shit, creep.
 
Fun fact Pukas, the first girl I ever moved in with I was 19 and she made 6 figures.... she also dumped me after I well. I earned it, no I never HIT HER like you like to hit women Lukie. I just, drank her out of house and home never was around and since she didn't charge me rent, I bought a second car while in college... all while working near full time. So your claim is Snopes level de boooonked.

Remember how Lucas couldn't manage a mc job? He couldn't make it as a part time student? I was poor at the time and well fell into a bit of luck and like most young people fucking stupid with money, so I paid my college bills, blew the rest of a car... a sweet one at that. But I'm not bragging here, I'm telling the story of a normal person, something Lucas has no interaction with, concept of or relation to. Normal behavior is so off to him because he's a fucking weirdo who's entire life has been around losers, criminals, junkies, and retards because Lucas is all of those.

Also, this claim the billionaires could/should house and feed everyone. First, why (aside Lucas is greedy and demands MUCH more from the masses who make less. I for one am not a billionaire, give Inflation a week or so maybe we all will be huehue) Lucas has no problem stealing from the middle class, but the real beef he has with the rich, there's more they could be taken for. He doesn't care, how many jobs they make, money given to charities etc. I'm not even getting into socio political or economic ideas, literally Lucas hates anyone who has more, this is a long established trait of his.

When we all get out Bezoz funded apartments, how will they be luxury? The word it self implies rarity, better quality than most. Let's take the example, of every car out there is a Ferrari, they aren't exotic anymore. This isn't some wild mind set, sure we'd all have badass fast cars, but they wouldn't be luxury or rare. I mean take something like tech, your phone can do 400 things a shitty 100 dollar android out does the computers we used to go to space. I wouldn't call a used 80 dollar ching chong much happy android phone luxury. But because A lucas doesn't live in the real world, and B he just wants to demand something better than others have the concept of him and everyone else, gets a nice end unit condo in the Ritz.. oh but his is nicer. Because he in his own mind thinks he's the first person to come up with the idea just steal from people.

Lucas the fake feminist would be the first to dog on a guy who dates a "loser" woman, but they don't have the right to refuse a loser man like the bumcel he is.

Personally, I do agree and support women not dating losers, I also support men not dating losers. Unless you have your own wealth from what ever reason, lets be real you need a job if you don't have a job you're making it on, scams, gov hand outs or juts a bum. Personally, I wouldn't date a girl with out a job (made that mistake before wew lad don't ask) but it's not because she's "poor" it's because what the fuck are you doing with your life ? Why are you out dating? It's really putting cart before the horse and assuming she had a trust fund or something, what would she do all day if she's not leeching? I wouldn't give a fuck if her "job" was cleaning trash at park, helping blind people you know something not fiscally fulfilling but something FFS.

Lucas can't see this idea and always claims it's because he's poor. If Lucas was rich, he'd still be a fat bumcel because he has no hobbies, cares about nothing aside his next at best mid level chain restaurant gorge and molesting little girls. Fuck his board game passion has been stated he's in it to fuck.

I think to me that's one of the grossest thing about Lucas how sexual he behaves, when as stated with his age, bad health etc he can't be too horny, his body has to burn all it's energy elsewhere and the meds don't help. I also understand some people find sex as a studious topic, One of my grandparents friends was a professor into incests, and the dude wrote a book about bug fucking. Now he was a totally normal guy but farmers etc all need to understand mating of the bugs so they prevent crop loss etc, it's not like some fetish, there's important reasons to study sex. Sure some people just want to learn to get rocks off better and that's ok too. But Lucas, it's perv thinking, yet his body doesn't react.

Try next time you're dying of the flu (or Covid) maybe have the runs, turn a porno on or make out with your sweetie what ever your "jam" is. Watch how awful you'll feel, it's just misrable. That's how Lucas is 24/7 and it blows my mind he still is so horny when he's literally un able to be arosed. I mean this is the kind of perv who sits watching gross fisting videos of girls not liking it (all his words) while stuffing the Mallon slop in his face. He's not even normal enough to put some skin flick on fap and be done. Because he can't fap because he's FAT and pilled up, and sickly and old. Jesus, man it blows my mind how unhealthy he is, and I really am amped for the no foot saga.

Ok never let Mrs Basso buy me espresso after 6pm. I forgive all who had to read this.
 
Of course he has. Working is hard and only serves to benefit Capitalism.

You see, it’s the women who are wrong. They should be lining up at the homeless shelters to date barely functional men who can’t manage to procure even a roof over their heads.
Its Capitalism who are wrong.
Its the Gen-z women who are wrong.
Its the Gen-z men who are wrong.
Its the police who are wrong.
Its the church who are wrong.
Its the evil KF and SOFLAW trolls who are wrong.
Everyone and everything is to blame for the bad things that happen to Lucas EXCEPT Lucas.

@Bassomatic I quite enjoyed reading that, honestly.
 
I never thought about that. It really would have to go to his handler first wouldn't it? I bet that would just end up pissing him off so much he wouldn't stick to it. If he can't spend his entire paycheck on Motel 6, weed, and DoorDashed Stinkerdagger then he'll chimp and rage quit like he did at McDonald's 20+ years ago.

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A fat faggot.
The first half would be Libertarian....
The second,extreme socialism.
Summary? He's a confused fattie.
 
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Oh no, has Lucas already given up on (acting like he's) getting a job and gone back to trying to convince women they're bigots for not dating bumcels? Sure hope it works this time.
Man, all the women I’ve dated/been with during the times I was poor/unemployed are going to be shocked to find out we were apparently never together.

All glory to the great Wern for revealing these previously unknown truths from my and many other people’s lives.
 
Of course the greedy, lazy, fat tub of lard wants a luxury apt and all the money to spend as he wills.

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If we Take Elon Musk's net worth and divide it by the current US population, you get $803.03. That's a one time payment, and assuming you get the full value for all of his nonmonetary assets if you dump all of them on the market at once. The idea that there's enough for everyone to have fully automated luxury gay space communism, but these greedy billionaires are hoarding it for themselves is retarded on so many other levels.
 
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The wern displaying his insecurities yet again in a facebook post.

I'm pretty sure our big bumbling buffoon reads the thread so I'll keep it short and sweet.

1.) No normal human flexes their workload on anyone, no one cares.
2.) Get with the times you greasy fat slob, Elon being rich is old news. What's new however is he got a small percentage of twitter, which got your comrades on suicide watch
3.) I know this is a foreign concept to you considering you've never work a day in your life but working can be quite fulfilling

Off topic: Lucas you are ballooning back up to 400lbs, your feet ain't gonna last long and I'm sure you ain't aware but that stub of yours is gonna be completely useless. Then again it's tucked away by an ocean of fat, at this point calling it a stub would be compliment. Lets call it "wernussy" instead :tomgirl:
 
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