Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I'm sorry to have ever doubted a lolcows willingness and drive to self sabotage.
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It is surprising, isn’t it? I mean, I always think ok, this is it, rock bottom, he can’t do anything dumber or worse for himself now, only to be proven wrong every time.

I guess that is one immutable characteristic of the cows: the inability to listen to advice, learn from mistakes or do the sensible thing.
 
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Okay, I didn't realize that you could read transcripts of YouTube videos in real time, but I was doing it with Klick's Lucas re-uploads, just for shits and giggles, and anyway, it interpreted "...this is how I shake hands!" as "this is from only chickens!". I immediately imagined an OnlyFans for poultry, with Lucas polishing his little acorn to some sexy Kentucky Fried puss-puss.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Maybe there's something to be said for Mallon. Instead of screaming under a bridge all night his manic states get channeled into cutting out hundreds of octagons
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Instead of creeping on high school girls he makes unplayable games about food and fighting.

Annndddd.... it looks like that wont last much longer...
 
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I am still wondering if Lucas moving out of Mallon Place will really be in the cards for him. Lucas tends to jump to conclusions on things like this and acts like it is a sure thing before it is. Him getting accepted into this exceptional individual housing may not be guaranteed yet, I suspect.

It really is amazing that he keeps being given more opportunities after ruining every other one given to him.

I look forward to learning more about this apparent move out of the nursing home.
 
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I am still wondering if Lucas moving out of Mallon Place will really be in the cards for him. Lucas tends to jump to conclusions on things like this and acts like it is a sure thing before it is. Him getting accepted into this exceptional individual housing may not be guaranteed yet, I suspect.

It really is amazing that he keeps being given more opportunities after ruining every other one given to him.

I look forward to learning more about this apparent move out of the nursing home.
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Your comment about Lucas "jumping to conclusions" and all his recent game creating reminded me of the guy in Office Space who wants to produce a board game called "Jumping to Conclusions". 😁
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Aww, man. Can you imagine? You're in some sort of housing for transitory reasons and the social services agency places this mad cow in your pod! Lord have mercy, Christ have mercy. View attachment 3199345
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Could be much worse. Lucas is a pussy. Tell him the shut the fuck up and you're good. He won't bring any company to your place.
 
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Lucas both doesn't understand things and lies so I won't count this as happening yet. I can't see anyone who deals with him let him out of a care home. Even as a drugged up do nothing he's putting on weight dirty etc.

His case manager has to see the cycle. Lucas really should spend his last days at Mallon until he chooses to leave. After that hobo for life, as short as that will be.

I'd be thrilled to see how bad this new fart box ends up but it also gets me MATI a bit if he's got another chance. We all know a sob story of someone be it personally or friend of a friend who got short stick legally or mental health and is been nearly perma fucked over one non injury DUI shop lifting selling a few pills etc.

While pukas will be given state dollars real struggling people need for the underage puss puss quest.

Fuck you Lucas there's a bi polar dude who ODs self medicating lost it all and lives under a bridge because of you taking a bed.
 
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Lucas both doesn't understand things and lies so I won't count this as happening yet. I can't see anyone who deals with him let him out of a care home. Even as a drugged up do nothing he's putting on weight dirty etc.

His case manager has to see the cycle. Lucas really should spend his last days at Mallon until he chooses to leave. After that hobo for life, as short as that will be.

I'd be thrilled to see how bad this new fart box ends up but it also gets me MATI a bit if he's got another chance. We all know a sob story of someone be it personally or friend of a friend who got short stick legally or mental health and is been nearly perma fucked over one non injury DUI shop lifting selling a few pills etc.

While pukas will be given state dollars real struggling people need for the underage puss puss quest.

Fuck you Lucas there's a bi polar dude who ODs self medicating lost it all and lives under a bridge because of you taking a bed.
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THIS.
I have an old friend who developed severe Lymphedema after a knee injury. Then he gets it in the other leg.
He's supposed to elevate his feet often and his legs are huge now because he has to work like that.

SSI doesn't think he's "disabled" enough to qualify,despite a recent crisis with sepsis.

But folks like Pukas get it because they are just exceptional.
 
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The new apartment quest is just more magical thinking from Dr. Luke

I can't get X because I need Y! Nothing else can happen until I have Y! instead of: in order to achieve my goals I have to do A) B) C) D) and E). it's going to be the same problem everywhere.

He's not going to do housework or take care of himself again, he still will have no way to make money if he can't figure out a way to with all his needs taken care of at the grouphome. He will have problems with a roommate without staff there to mediate and medicate. What's the plan? once you have the apartment the mythical Gen Z bae is gonna come make their way past the roommate and sit on a mattress on the floor with clothes heaped around the room? Maybe if she's on the needle and it's raining outside otherwise I don't think it's in the cards.
 
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