Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Is that a bunch of candy that someone sent him in that care package? I know that venom is a full sugar one. I could see him inhaling all that in a day or two tops. Can't believe this guy hasn't lost his feet to beetus yet. Every time I check back in on him I expect him to be in a wheelchair but he seems to keep narrowly escaping it somehow.
 
The flatbills always are swooping in when Lucas is talking to a baby zoom. Enough about the car! What about the girl? Screenshot_20220505-153717.png
 
Lucas,he just don't get it. Yes there are girls/women who prefer "chubbier" men for cuddling BUT they do not want to cuddle up to a stinky guy.

Yes! You need to shower, put on deodorant & clean clothes, and brush your teeth for a woman to want to get close to you. Lucas doesn't do these things very often.

Also, there's a difference between a little chubby and resembling frikin' Jaba The Hut.

Well, Lucas, why don't you date a fat woman? Because you don't want to, right?

Lucas thinks that he doesn't have to put any effort into his appearance, personality, or life in general and the hot fit young women should want him. He's not fatphobic in his mind though. "Discrimination" can only happen TO him, not come FROM him.

"Daily" spaghetti with Kraft singles? What the fuck lol. That's his version of cooking anything, just add cheese to it. He's so determined to become a death fat like Nikocado. I can't wait for the fat faggot to get back to his cooking videos.

Damn Lucas, if you're going to put cheese on spaghetti, it should be mozzarella or parmesan or something. Kraft singles? WTF?

Also, I wonder how he is cooking spaghetti at Mallon. If the meals are provided to them, they likely don't have a kitchen for the resident's use.
 
The flatbills always are swooping in when Lucas is talking to a baby zoom. Enough about the car! What about the girl?View attachment 3251342
We happen to live in a world in which conversations don't require invites, lucas. We live in a free society, where anyone can join in part of any conversation. Grown men, with normal adult human grown-man levels of confidence, are not immediately reduced into quivering, shaking blobs of insecure anxiety when a man enters their current man-woman conversation.

TL;DR Man up, bitch
 
I wonder if this even actually happened.

Lucas has a bad habit of "hearing" people insult him or otherwise call him out in public.

These people may or may not be windy.
I read that post of his three times and I still have no idea what he's trying to say, but I do detect a faint breeze and am wondering if he's receiving those special transmissions again.
 
We happen to live in a world in which conversations don't require invites, lucas. We live in a free society, where anyone can join in part of any conversation. Grown men, with normal adult human grown-man levels of confidence, are not immediately reduced into quivering, shaking blobs of insecure anxiety when a man enters their current man-woman conversation.

TL;DR Man up, bitch
Cockblocked again. Certainly she would have succumbed to his advances and fell into a swoon had flat bill not cut in.

I bet he didn't say shit to the guy and slinked away like a stinky villain.
 
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Lucas is really going off rails as his new apartment is in his mind a settled deal. More reason I hope it doesn't happen.

I think it's true Lucas doesn't quite want a girlfriend. He wants another Suzanne mommy wife. Any stable person wants to share things etc and accepts there will be hard times.

Lucas really just wants a kid to pay his bills and let him fist. A relationship is for status to him if he could have a Fritzl basement he'd be fine with that.

Yeah in regards to his gorging, it seems to be life long. I wonder what kinda food mental illness he has. Even death fats get full or talk about it.

Lucas just eats till he's out of food. I can picture him back at the food bank just chewing on a loaf of bread and getting right back in line for seconds.

Also I'm regards to "fat" men for cuddling. Nah. With out too much a PL I'm pretty fucking fit and while not pro body builder, women love cuddling me. No fat spots to hide stink like our Luke boy. Muscle also controls heat better so someone in shape won't sweat just snuggled.

I am triggered AF RN I'm being fit shamed. Lucas in his always saying something insane to try to make his poor choices a plus is insulting people who exercise. Already stated he's not into heavy set women why is that?

I do like Lucas cry about cock blocks and all after I just last posted about how people fear for women around him. He's a walking safety alarm. But he's plenty good. Don't wear clean clothes or stare like a weirdo. You'd just be a fat off guy and strike out with girls but as Lucas is he's scary and if alone maybe dangerous, but we know better Lucas is such a chicken shit a 23 110lb girl would slap his shit. Unless you knew the Wern is a coward and as retarded as he is he could be quite scary.

Since I'm long posting as normal I want to end with Lucas sucked Jason Pervas dick. Lmao what a faggot. Is mommy proud Lucas?
 
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