Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

I honestly wonder more about Myrna's mental health than I do Luke's.

The Creep did say his mental illness came down via his mother. I'd say she keeps herself well medicated as to not make it obvious to her social circle.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

I'd say old Myrna is just as much a liar as her degenerate Pedo son. I don't believe he came home from school in torn up clothes all beaten up. What should be voted on is to bring back asylums. Her Pedo Creep of a son needs to be put in an asylum for the rest of his life.

I don't really get that after reading her post. it's just she frames herself as the victim while sprinkling some melodrama. Don't get me wrong, she's just as manipulative as lucas but i do believe she's telling the truth. As for Lukey boy, he's a cow since birth kids love bullying retards like him

 

[mothman96]

I don't really get that after reading her post. it's just she frames herself as the victim while sprinkling some melodrama. Don't get me wrong, she's just as manipulative as lucas but i do believe she's telling the truth. As for Lukey boy, he's a cow since birth kids love bullying retards like him

Nah, I do not believe it ever got to the point where he was beaten up. He was a weirdo giving off vibes that creeped the girls and made the kids avoid him and not invite him to parties and such. Old Myrna is just a manipulative hag whose only concern is that her degenerate son's infamous reputation does not look good for her.

ETA:
Shout out from his new "special needs" apt.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Is he wearing a disposable lab coat?

 

[Da Dude123]

Is he wearing a disposable lab coat?

No. Some white long sleeve shirt he got from a donation bin. Look how fat he is!

 

[VoidFace]

Is he wearing a disposable lab coat?

Well what do you expect a doctor of age gap breeding from the University of Made Up Shit to wear?

 

[Da Dude123]

I randomly read something that brought our favorite Lolcow up. Apparently, many people who are declared legally unable to care for themselves and have like a payee or another adult who has custodianship over another adult, those people often times lose the ability to vote.

So, as much as Lucas mooos about Bernie Sanders and AOC, it is possible that be may not be legally able to vote since he had been declared mentally incompetent.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Is he wearing a disposable lab coat?

Lucas doesn't understand that the collars of dress shirts are supposed to go down, but it's not entirely his fault, because he has no neck, so there's nothing for the collar to sit flat against. Since his body is just an amorphous mass of jelly, and he never folds (let alone irons) any of his clothes, all the dress shirts he wears end up looking like this. You've got to remember that he's easily rocking a 4XL at this point, possibly a 5XL. Lucas isn't the tallest guy in the world, so to be able to get over his belly, these clothes end up looking like dresses on him. It's just yards and yards of fabric. The clothes are actually too big for him in certain ways, and tight in other ways. This is the problem with getting super fat. You don't get fat equally all over your entire body, and you don't grow taller, so any clothing that fits the fat parts of your body ends up making you look completely ridiculous. In the video where Skeletor took him for a walk and he threw up, his T-shirt was literally down to his knees.

Edit: Also, re: this sudden and massive weight gain Lucas inevitably manifests whenever he's NOT homeless? He's gotta have some hellacious stretch marks. Ick.

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Less Canned Ham, more Egg
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Egg with "hair"

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

No. Some white long sleeve shirt he got from a donation bin. Look how fat he is! View attachment 3345699

That looks like the shirt I got the last time I rented a Tux. How long before it’s stained with sweat and whatever drops off the endless stream of food Fatty stuffs in his gaping maw.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

No. Some white long sleeve shirt he got from a donation bin. Look how fat he is! View attachment 3345699

Maybe Lucas is 400 lbs. He's filling that massive shirt.

 

[Jeep1971]

Lucas doesn't understand that the collars of dress shirts are supposed to go down, but it's not entirely his fault, because he has no neck, so there's nothing for the collar to sit flat against. Since his body is just an amorphous mass of jelly, and he never folds (let alone irons) any of his clothes, all the dress shirts he wears end up looking like this. You've got to remember that he's easily rocking a 4XL at this point, possibly a 5XL. Lucas isn't the tallest guy in the world, so to be able to get over his belly, these clothes end up looking like dresses on him. It's just yards and yards of fabric. The clothes are actually too big for him in certain ways, and tight in other ways. This is the problem with getting super fat. You don't get fat equally all over your entire body, and you don't grow taller, so any clothing that fits the fat parts of your body ends up making you look completely ridiculous. In the video where Skeletor took him for a walk and he threw up, his T-shirt was literally down to his knees.

Edit: Also, re: this sudden and massive weight gain Lucas inevitably manifests whenever he's NOT homeless? He's gotta have some hellacious stretch marks. Ick.

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Less Canned Ham, more Egg
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Egg with "hair"

Yep his shirt hangs to his knees AND he cannot even button it up to the collar because it would choke him.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

We may get a great arc for our 2000!

Cmon you fat fuck, do something useful for once in your life!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

No. Some white long sleeve shirt he got from a donation bin. Look how fat he is! View attachment 3345699

He looks like the Half-Ton man, Patrick Duell.
Same ugly sneer on his face and egg-shaped head.

Edit to add his picture:

 

[AnOminous]

I'd say old Myrna is just as much a liar as her degenerate Pedo son. I don't believe he came home from school in torn up clothes all beaten up. What should be voted on is to bring back asylums. Her Pedo Creep of a son needs to be put in an asylum for the rest of his life.

I'd be shocked if he wasn't sent home beaten the fuck out of more than once.

 

[mothman96]

I'd be shocked if he wasn't sent home beaten the fuck out of more than once.

If the Creeper had gotten himself beaten up when he was young it would he would have talked about it in the past. He would not have let the opportunity to be "victim" go by. The same with deceitful hag of a mother. She has talked about how how the little girl he "loved" didn't invite him to her party and when he had a party only like a couple of kids showed up. No mention of the Creeper ever getting his clothes torn and beat up until now that she read the story about Jaden Bell. The old hag is just as much of a liar as her degenerate son.

"He has a kind heart, incredible smart" -- Her degenerated son's own documented history shows she is a liar.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Here's a post from Myrna the other day. There are millions of people who live full and complete lives with bipolar - I personally feel that Lucas also has BPD as well as narcissism and schizophrenia.

Kids are cruel. They always have been and they always will be. While I might feel bad for a 12 year old boy who’s suffering at the hands of his peers, I can’t bring myself to feel sympathy for the middle aged man who’s actively trying to pick up barely legal teenaged girls, goes out of his way to be as disgusting as humanly possible and who’s never contributed a single fucking thing to society.

I have some sympathy for Myrna. As a parent myself, I don’t know how I’d handle one of my children being as deeply broken as Lucas. I, like most parents, have high hopes for my children. I want them to be successful in both their careers and in their personal life. If they turned out as badly as Lucas I’d be heartbroken.

I also, like many, suspect that Lucas is violent and you can’t safely have them around you while you slip into old age. However, his problems should’ve been addressed while he was still a child.

You don’t just magically grow up to be someone like Lucas in a vacuum. Most people with Mental Illness don’t wander the streets screaming racial epithets or encouraging underage girls to cut off their finger as a sign of their devotion to an adult male. Most have some basic understanding of how the world works (for example, they understand that your average 20 year old girl isn’t getting gangbanged on the regular).

That isn’t the case with Fatty McFatFat is deeply delusional and was wholly unprepared to go out into the world. Can we chalk some of that up to his mental issues? Sure. Can we chalk some of that up to his poor upbringing? Without a doubt.

Here’s where her sympathy grabbing starts to ring hollow for me: when Lucas was marooned in Los Angeles, a mere 5 or so hours from her place in Arizona, what did she do? Not a fucking thing aside from have her husband reach out to Klick. If you’re so heartbroken over the state of your son that you can’t help but beg for sympathy on the internet, why wouldn’t you step in and attempt to exert some control on the situation when he’s only a half a day’s drive away?

 

[mothman96]

I have some sympathy for Myrna. As a parent myself, I don’t know how I’d handle one of my children being as deeply broken as Lucas. I, like most parents, have high hopes for my children. I want them to be successful in both their careers and in their personal life. If they turned out as badly as Lucas I’d be heartbroken.

I also, like many, suspect that Lucas is violent and you can’t safely have them around you while you slip into old age. However, his problems should’ve been addressed while he was still a child.

You don’t just magically grow up to be someone like Lucas in a vacuum. Most people with Mental Illness don’t wander the streets screaming racial epithets or encouraging underage girls to cut off their finger as a sign of their devotion to an adult male. Most have some basic understanding of how the world works (for example, they understand that your average 20 year old girl isn’t getting gangbanged on the regular).

That isn’t the case with Fatty McFatFat is deeply delusional and was wholly unprepared to go out into the world. Can we chalk some of that up to his mental issues? Sure. Can we chalk some of that up to his poor upbringing? Without a doubt.

Here’s where her sympathy grabbing starts to ring hollow for me: when Lucas was marooned in Los Angeles, a mere 5 or so hours from her place in Arizona, what did she do? Not a fucking thing aside from have her husband reach out to Klick. If you’re so heartbroken over the state of your son that you can’t help but beg for sympathy on the internet, why wouldn’t you step in and attempt to exert some control on the situation when he’s only a half a day’s drive away?

I used to have some sympathy for her too until I realized she is willing to "white wash" her Creeper son's behavior for her own benefit. The apple didn't fall far from the tree when it comes to the Creep and his deceitful mother.

 

[AnOminous]

If the Creeper had gotten himself beaten up when he was young it would he would have talked about it in the past.

Like he'd admit to losing. More like he'd spend the rest of his life boasting about winning imaginary fights that never happened, when someone annoyed him and he sat there impotently seething, only to go home and fire up Twitter and tell everyone about that ass kicking he delivered.

 

[mothman96]

Like he'd admit to losing. More like he'd spend the rest of his life boasting about winning imaginary fights that never happened, when someone annoyed him and he sat there impotently seething, only to go home and fire up Twitter and tell everyone about that ass kicking he delivered.

Think back to what the Creeper has said about his interactions with other people. He has always "played" victim. Cyril -- "mean" to him, the lesbian couple he lived with-- "mean" to him, bunch of young people having parties in the garage -- mean to him for not inviting him to the orgies, Suzanne - it wasn't his fault it was the caffiene and all he did was slide a glass across the table etc. To be a "victim" he even came up with the Fat Albert story about getting beat up with a bat and 2 by 4. I'm sure if he'd actually gotten beaten up growing up he would have already made sure to have brought it up.

 

[IceQueen]

Won't be long and his room will have his own personal touches like his clothes and trash all over the floor, a greasy bed and his old friend the filthy spot on the wall. The kitchen, yea he'll be giving it his own personal touch too with burned up cookware and filth. Well, he'll be trashing up his roommate's cookware and dishes.

ETA:
The truth of the matter Creep is that you are a big cowardly wimp. You wouldn't last 30 sec and you'd be out of the chair crying. The only time you've ever said anything about falling in the last couple of years is after you made up the story about fat albert beating you with a bat and 2 by 4. The day after your made up "attack" you were picking up litter, slipped and fell scraping your knee. Wimp.

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God he's such a pathetic loser ass pussy. Lots of diabetic people have tattoos, and actually, I'd expect a diabetic to be LESS afraid of needles than the average person. But Lucas is terrified of anything and everything, he would NEVER have the balls to get tattoos.

I'm not even in a bad mood and I often pity the broken womb that gave us the Wern.

This post was all you. All about you always is Lucas also sucked a guys dick he's a faggot and to start pride month of I'd like to point out faggots go to hell.

Lucas is beyond help because he's a terrible person one who's molded by you, he's dangerously mentally ill we all see it you see it as you moved states away let Lucas rot in group homes on the street as long as you get your trips to Mexico (during covid mind you).

You're quite responsible for this and Lucas deserves to die alone and unloved in a ditch. Don't act coy, that is what you want. So many Facebook likes after you don't even claim your pedophile son's body and let him be thrown into a communal grave on prison grounds.

Either own up you don't care about your son, and with a kid like him I can't blame you for washing your hands but don't act like mom of the year when you can't even send him fucking fitting clothes when he's in a group home with no money and sneak around US law to listen to Jimmy Buffett on the beach.

I've never see her narc behavior come so clearly out and it really grossed me out. I know my wording is harsh even aloggy but with a mom like that even a stable person could be doomed.

Yeah, I usually give her the benefit of the doubt too but that post is ridiculous because she STILL just wants the problem to go away! Lucas is a horrible person and she could admit that and say that is why she wants nothing to do with him, and very few people would blame her for that. But she acts like he's not only not a bad person, but also like she and her husband and her ex are still trying to help Lucas when they aren't. And like I said, there is NO reason that they should. But they aren't, so she shouldn't act like they are and that the systems have failed him, the systems are the only reason he is still alive right now.