Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[37yearolddickrightnow]

I don't get the raging hate boner the farms has on goldy. Sure he's a sperg but he made quality wern content, his last podcast (klick's reupload) has me wanting more.

Yeah, he was a bit of a French Canadian faggot, but he and Jeremiah got some epic chimpouts out of the Freak. MOOOO-VE ON!

 

[teleméres69]

Since our boy Dr. Niggae Luke has been so boring of late, I decided to go spelunking in the back thread. Enjoy these meme gems from early 2020:

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...all this solid gold content was produced when Lucas had his own small place. Here's hoping.

I always loved the idea Lucas sees men at the bars and walks over to hang around outside and copies everything they do thinking it will get him laid. I believe that was unmedicated Lucas more than apartment Lucas though

 

[Jeep1971]

He really was better off at Mallon because all his needs were fulfilled. He had no chores,no responsibility whatsoever and got fat off that food.

Now has to do laundry, clean up after himself and cook. He has to remember to bathe and shave and change clothes. None of which he will do besides the cooking.

 

[VoidFace]

I don't get the raging hate boner the farms has on goldy. Sure he's a sperg but he made quality wern content, his last podcast (klick's reupload) has me wanting more.

I don't hate Goldar, per se, but I do think it is undeniable that without him we very likely wouldn't have "pay me for stupid videos" Lucas. Also the Geek Room contributed heavily to that.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I don't hate Goldar, per se, but I do think it is undeniable that without him we very likely wouldn't have "pay me for stupid videos" Lucas. Also the Geek Room contributed heavily to that.

I still think it's the owls bc it was right after Skeletor bought him the free kicks that the weens really threw themselves into high gear.

 

[CansOfCant]

The thing that really confuses me about people paying for the shoutout videos is like okay, maybe they don’t know how bad of a person he is. Or maybe they do but they’re also a bad person so they don’t care. But if you just wanted to give him money because you like him, or feel bad for him, or think he could use it, why would they not just give him money??? What are they hoping to accomplish from a shoutout from someone who has very few subscribers, and who, if they know anything about him, they know only has subscribers who HATE him?

Like even if you don’t know that he sucks, why are you paying for some random, creepy guy from the internet, who makes shit quality videos, to sing happy birthday to someone???

I wouldn't do it myself, and I say that in earnest, but I can sort of empathize with feeling like you own a silly monkey NFT. If say, you weren't quite a normie facebook boomer, but at the same time not a Wernologist that knows him by every cheesy cuke.

"Heeyeah, I got drunk the other night and got that fat creepy pedo Bernie Bro from Spokane to say my name and something stupid for $20" sort of energy.

 

[VoidFace]

I still think it's the owls bc it was right after Skeletor bought him the free kicks that the weens really threw themselves into high gear.

That is fair, but mostly I default to this video when it comes to him and his "job":

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

That is fair, but mostly I default to this video when it comes to him and his "job":

Don't you just love that cope? It's a two-star motel, but he's not there because he's homeless, he "likes chilling there because it's cheap"

 

[Telomayonnaise]

Seriously. Either someone is trolling this thread, because we always mention how ridiculous said donations are, or...?

It is absolutely this, and the fact you guys feel this innane need to continually point it out over and over, for maybe like 600 pages now, is the exact reason why they will keep doing it. Because you goobers keep giving them the reaction they want.
5 dollars is a can of beer and a loaf of bread now, and anyone with even a dog shit part time at the lowest level of income in any state can cover a shitty lucas video to see the people in this thread whine, and writhe, and moan for pages on pages; all for a mere 5 dollars thrown to some r3tard pedo you're supposed to be here to laugh at. Stop crying about it and it'll slow down massively. Shit like this is why this thread is hardly worth logging in for anymore, it's just this cycle, ad nauseam inifinitum.

 

[GENERAL MAO]

dragonl0rd should stream, i think if he smart about it he be a good streamer and make good money

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

It is absolutely this, and the fact you guys feel this innane need to continually point it out over and over, for maybe like 600 pages now, is the exact reason why they will keep doing it.

So these dopes had a brilliant idea to troll this thread by paying Lucas to make stupid videos?
And the only way to stop getting "trolled" like this is to stop talking about Lucas?
Seems like a lose-lose game, so why play it?
Let these idiots keep wasting their money on a dead end pedo and talk about whatever you want.

 

[Telomayonnaise]

So these dopes had a brilliant idea to troll this thread by paying Lucas to make stupid videos?
And the only way to stop getting "trolled" like this is to stop talking about Lucas?
Seems like a lose-lose game, so why play it?
Let these idiots keep wasting their money on a dead end pedo and talk about whatever you want.

I do not see where you are pulling an "try to get us to stop posting about lucas" angle from in this. What they are doing is giving him money to see users here upset that the cow is getting paid to do nothing. It is that simple.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I think it's more slight confusion and bemusement than anyone being really upset... I assumed you meant to stop posting the videos but if that's not it then my bad.
It seems a little arrogant to assume this thread is so important that random nobodies would feel the need to pay for some weird indecipherable sneak diss, but that's just my opinion.

 

[Telomayonnaise]

I think it's more slight confusion and bemusement than anyone being really upset... I assumed you meant to stop posting the videos but if that's not it then my bad.
It seems a little arrogant to assume this thread is so important that random nobodies would feel the need to pay for some weird indecipherable sneak diss, but that's just my opinion.

I wholly agree that whoever does it is a fucking r3tarded ass niggerfaggot who should neck with haste, but I do not mean to say not to post his posts; rather it should be considered that when users post a complaint of someone paying him for the video, it shifts the topic of their post from the content lucas has posted to the one who paid him inherently. It does seem arrogant to presume our thread of such importance, but it is also to be considered that there are other groups such as SOFALAW who watch Lucas as a pet cow on their own time, and in their own settings, and without insiders or the payees themselves, we can never truly descern the motive. If we can find the time to talk about them, they certainly have the time to talk about us.

 

[GENERAL MAO]

most likely depression not making him be more active

 

[mothman96]

It is absolutely this, and the fact you guys feel this innane need to continually point it out over and over, for maybe like 600 pages now, is the exact reason why they will keep doing it. Because you goobers keep giving them the reaction they want.
5 dollars is a can of beer and a loaf of bread now, and anyone with even a dog shit part time at the lowest level of income in any state can cover a shitty lucas video to see the people in this thread whine, and writhe, and moan for pages on pages; all for a mere 5 dollars thrown to some r3tard pedo you're supposed to be here to laugh at. Stop crying about it and it'll slow down massively. Shit like this is why this thread is hardly worth logging in for anymore, it's just this cycle, ad nauseam inifinitum.

If that is why they are doing it well the joke is on them. We have our money while a bunch of imbeciles flush the money they worked for down the toilet (pay the POS).

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I feel it's more like an investment, Lucas has the makings of a great lolcow. It's just he doesn't have enough publicity he deserves

Lucas did, but I think that time is over. He's 42 and in terrible health, his dying libido will kill off pretty much everything that makes Lucas a lolcow. He's boring otherwise.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas did, but I think that time is over. He's 42 and in terrible health, his dying libido will kill off pretty much everything that makes Lucas a lolcow. He's boring otherwise.

What a sad thought, Lucas going out with a whimper. I always imagined he’d die on stream or making a video, screaming “GEN ZZZZZZZZZ” so hard he has an aneurysm and is killed off by his broken brain. That would be fitting.

 

[neutral grandpa]

What a sad thought, Lucas going out with a whimper. I always imagined he’d die on stream or making a video, screaming “GEN ZZZZZZZZZ” so hard he has an aneurysm and is killed off by his broken brain. That would be fitting.

you never know. chris chan had gotten very boring for years until a year ago. all it takes is one insane thing to happen

 

[Stinkyboy]

Where is he getting his “daily hamburger spaghetti” if he hasn’t been able to cook?