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And talked very casually about people eating cats in his anarchist-utopia sci-fi “story.”
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Some comments on his IG cat post. I figured he was not around pets. He shouldn't be.
Well, as long as the suckers keep giving the Pedo money he'll have a "job".
Whew! That's a relief!
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Cows are still paying him, unfortunately, but is it just me or does his voice sound kinda weak and fucked up at the end?
The saying --"There is a sucker born every minute" holds true for the ones paying the Pedo for shout outs, videos, door dash. They could also just be Pedos looking out for 1 of their own.
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Oh, yeah? Well that's too bad, Tubby. Your videos are awful. They are not even close to the 3-5 minutes that you claim. Furthermore, your video making hustle is not necessary. No one needs a ragman to make a short video giving a "shout out" or singing happy birthday while also talking about how he made $20 doing it.
Stinkyboy
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We don’t really use flatmate either, but it’s an important distinction from a literal rommate.
The other guy can escape Lucas who probably will try to force his roomie to play some of his stupid board games.
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He “can’t” have a cat? There’s got to be more to it. Is he banned from owning pets by the ASPCA or something?
That’s a whole different level of disturbing.
The other guy can escape Lucas who probably will try to force his roomie to play some of his stupid board games.
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He “can’t” have a cat? There’s got to be more to it. Is he banned from owning pets by the ASPCA or something?
That’s a whole different level of disturbing.
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it's most likely that pets are forbidden under the terms of his rental contract
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I guess the resume went out the window, since he already has a "job".
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I’ll pay real money to not see his asshole.
This is why you don’t give cows money. He had a very meager following on Facebook and when monetizing it through patron failed, he decided to try and replicate the Cameo route (while exerting as little effort as possible).
The Creeper spend money on groceries- Not when he can waddle to the free meals for homeless and get free groceries at the food bank. He wants to keep his cash to stuff himself at Atilanos, Twiggs, and other restaurants.
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Is this the start of the wernology renaissance we have all been waiting for? Lucas cooking ghastly meals, and proudly sharing them on social media? A promising beginning.
It looks like poured hot sauce in it.
Pasta with pepperoni is fine if you chop it good. He's just thrown pepperoni slices in the mix.
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He cut up a cocktail pep in kraft mac n cheese. Nobody else has "noodles" like that lol
cheesycukes
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"Cheddar Pasta with real white cheddar"
Wouldn't be surprised if it was the microwave bowl.
Wouldn't be surprised if it was the microwave bowl.
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Eating food bank food even other bums won't take is probably the least awful thing the Werm does.
The thing that really confuses me about people paying for the shoutout videos is like okay, maybe they don’t know how bad of a person he is. Or maybe they do but they’re also a bad person so they don’t care. But if you just wanted to give him money because you like him, or feel bad for him, or think he could use it, why would they not just give him money??? What are they hoping to accomplish from a shoutout from someone who has very few subscribers, and who, if they know anything about him, they know only has subscribers who HATE him?
Like even if you don’t know that he sucks, why are you paying for some random, creepy guy from the internet, who makes shit quality videos, to sing happy birthday to someone???
WorthlessLurker
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I totally agree...
It kinda makes sense when people pay pos people like Perry Karavello, or Jord Saunders for cameos, but this guy? I just don't get it.