Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Kingfisher9000]

And second, the one where he’s picking up litter is an even stranger imaginary scenario. The litter thing is pure virtue signaling first of all, but the really strange part is Lucas’ delusion that other men attract women without speaking, “like magnetism”, they just stand silently outside of bars and women throw themselves at them. This is exactly how Lucas desperately wants courtship to work, but there’s simply no way this actually happened the way he said. Then Lucas tries it himself and it doesn’t work. If we humor Lucas’ premise and these guys aren’t using verbal charm or money, literally just standing there, doesn’t that just heavily imply that they are physically attractive and Lucas isn’t?

I love when Lucas’s stories have obvious explanations because it really highlights his bizarre magical thinking. It’s entirely possible he saw women walking up to men standing outside the bar, but they’d probably made plans to meet there and the men were simply waiting for their dates to arrive. However, Lucas is incapable of reasoning, so he simply ascribes the phenomenon to some form of wizardry. “Perhaps that spot is a place of power” he thinks, and so he stands next to them for a while, hoping in cargo-cult fashion to achieve the same result. He then becomes frustrated when the magic does not work for him, and dismisses it as foul flatbill sorcery.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas recently committed the unprecedented, reasonable act of deleting his incriminating videos, forcing Klick to reupload them.

Could this radio silence, combined with a social media break, AND an alleged new address, be a conscious attempt to distance himself from his online identity?

I'm not sure that I give Lucas credit for that level of forethought, not that such a move would be successful anyway, but I'm beginning to wonder if something of the sort is going on here...

 

[Jeep1971]

Lucas recently committed the unprecedented, reasonable act of deleting his incriminating videos, forcing Klick to reupload them.

Could this radio silence, combined with a social media break, AND an alleged new address, be a conscious attempt to distance himself from his online identity?

I'm not sure that I give Lucas credit for that level of forethought, not that such a move would be successful anyway, but I'm beginning to wonder if something of the sort is going on here...

Perhaps his "resume helper" encouraged him to scrub his social media as part of being employable?

Or maybe the "new chill roomie" already snapped and pushed Lucas out a window!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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[Stinkyboy]

Could be the assisted living place he’s at has a policy about in troubling social media posts.
Same could be the reason he hasn’t mooed about his fart box.
Most of these places have former addicts and felons, so they don’t like attracting attention.

 

[VoidFace]

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What a weird thing to post. Is this more trying to identify with zoomer baes or does his "roommate" have a cat?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What a weird thing to post. Is this more trying to identify with zoomer baes or does his "roommate" have a cat?

I had the same two thoughts about it.

I've never seen Lucas post these kind of Mom memes before... But let's hope for the hypothetical cat's sake that Lucas isn't living with one, because as we all remember Suzanne was worried enough about the way Lucas would treat her cats, likely based on experience, to take the cats with her when she bailed from their mutual place of residence temporarily.

Someone as selfish as lucas, who mentioned several times spending the majority of his days while Suzanne was at work "playing with her cats"... I don't want to really know what that means, I don't think.

 

[Jeep1971]

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Omg please don't let him get a cat now that he has a fartbox. He will overfeed it for sure.

Edited to agree his roomie may have a cat. Jeez I hope he doesn't fuck with it.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Omg please don't let him get a cat now that he has a fartbox. He will overfeed it for sure.

Edited to agree his roomie may have a cat. Jeez I hope he doesn't fuck with it.

assuming the cat lets him get anywhere near it without it growling, hissing or clawing him
(if it exists, that is - pets are generally forbidden for independent private renters, so it's extremely unlikely that they'd be allowed in assisted housing)

 

[Da Dude123]

assuming the cat lets him get anywhere near it without it growling, hissing or clawing him
(if it exists, that is - pets are generally forbidden for independent private renters, so it's extremely unlikely that they'd be allowed in assisted housing)

Yeah, if Lucas moved, it is almost certainly to some sort of special needs housing. I would doubt and certainly hope, that no pets would be allowed.

 

[Jeep1971]

assuming the cat lets him get anywhere near it without it growling, hissing or clawing him
(if it exists, that is - pets are generally forbidden for independent private renters, so it's extremely unlikely that they'd be allowed in assisted housing)

There are people who have legit "emotional support" pets. Maybe it's allowed in some situations. Now I'm curious.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He made it known he has a roommate, though I think he means flatmate.
If there’s a cat, it’s probably the other dude’s.
If that’s the case and Lucas is hostile towards the cat, 100% his flatmate will kick the shit out of him.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm not trying to troll or be funny but I'm worried about a pet being there. Lucas is the kinda person to abuse animals. He's a very mentally ill angry person and size alone he could bully a pet. If he's entrusted to feed clean etc the animal he won't.

Something is funky with all this quiet im really wondering if he's just at a new wing or room at Mallon.

 

[Jeep1971]

I'm not trying to troll or be funny but I'm worried about a pet being there. Lucas is the kinda person to abuse animals. He's a very mentally ill angry person and size alone he could bully a pet. If he's entrusted to feed clean etc the animal he won't.

Something is funky with all this quiet im really wondering if he's just at a new wing or room at Mallon.

Maybe a permanent assisted living arrangement?

I'm worried about pets too. If he can't fuck it he will eat it. Or give it MRSA.

 

[mothman96]

Still begging for money and the comments:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I'm not trying to troll or be funny but I'm worried about a pet being there. Lucas is the kinda person to abuse animals. He's a very mentally ill angry person and size alone he could bully a pet. If he's entrusted to feed clean etc the animal he won't.

Something is funky with all this quiet im really wondering if he's just at a new wing or room at Mallon.

He was abusive to Suzanne's cat IIRC.

 

[mothman96]

He was abusive to Suzanne's cat IIRC.

And abusive to the family cat when he still lived at home with Myrna.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas is obsessed with the amount of $1000.
It’s not even a lot of money to non-hobos, but is it the most he can think of? Most people say $1mil when they’re being facetious.

 

[IceQueen]

This is hilarious. I was about to ask when he would move on from millenials to Gen Z. And well, we have our answer.

My favorite one is the quote about having a black version of everyone he ever met. Shine on gramps, shine on.

Have you been off of this thread for years? He’s been wanting Gen Z over millennials since like 2018.

He made it known he has a roommate, though I think he means flatmate.
If there’s a cat, it’s probably the other dude’s.
If that’s the case and Lucas is hostile towards the cat, 100% his flatmate will kick the shit out of him.

He means “roommate”, we don’t use the term “flatmate” in the US. A roommate here is very rarely someone that you share a literal bedroom with and is typically just someone you live with.

Also I think y’all might be reading into the cat thing too much. I kind of doubt Lucas is living with a cat at all. It’s probably just a stupid meme he found and “relates” to since he lived with cats for a time (with Suzanne).

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is obsessed with the amount of $1000.
It’s not even a lot of money to non-hobos, but is it the most he can think of? Most people say $1mil when they’re being facetious.

Yeah, I guess it comes down to context. In the grand scheme of things or the big picture, $1000 is not much money. Like if that is all you had socked away in a bank account, then yeah, that is not saying much. However, if one is just frivolously spending money, then $1000 is kind of a lot of money. Like pissing $1000 on eating at fancy restaurants all week. $1000 is a lot of money.

But it depends on the person. For lots of working class people a $1000 car repair bill or medical expense is kind of a hardship. However, $1000 won't necessarily change your life. It may help things or get you something you want, but hardly changes your life in the long haul. Now, for some wealthy people they may think nothing of pissing that away on a fancy weekend.

Lucas believing anyone is going to be impressed with a 42 year man having $1000 is beyond delusional. Lots of young people that have part time jobs and live at home may have that or more in savings. No Gen Z bae is gonna be impressed with that.

And we all remember when Lucas got his Biden bux and gorged himself at the Motel 6. He could have bought a warm coat, boots, some other cold weather gear. But oh, no. Motel 6 where the light is left on for him and Doordash. That is where his money went.

He thinks that $1000 would yeet him a bae. But we also remember when he made that video offering a 16-24 year old woman a $1000 to go to Churchill's with him. No one expressed interest.