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- Feb 12, 2021
As a small business owning oligarch (owning a bridge in the middle of nowhere Texas counts as a "small business") when it rains I have homeless people walk beside me and carry one of my many umbrellas that are made out of woven gold threads, above me. No eye contact is allowed. I have another homeless assistant pay them in bird seed.I'm starting to guess Lucas might not have a new place, he might be in a new room at Mallon. Also Lucas "I'm ready to be a dad" Werner, can't figure how to keep dry and needs help with an umbrella. Now I don't know Spokane, I admit that, but here even the dollar store keeps them. Personally, as a credit card flat bill owner, on one of my 4 Rolls Royces, I just open the door and they pop out. Poor people aren't allowed comfort. Lucas has been pulling some cash and Washington is known for it's rain, Lucas himself brings it up and talks about Kobain, but.... well he can't manage a single dollar for an umbrella. Now I know fancier ones get pricy but if you're broke a dollar is much better than soaked, even if only lasts a month.
Myrna's a real pile of shit (that Lucas wants to cum into) it's really strange, he's got sexual mommy issues but also a pedophile. This nigga has to beat off to the first back to the future a lot.. and not because Lea Thompson is HOT.
However, I wouldn't trust Lucas with this kind of important task because you just can't put your faith in someone who isn't able to put together their own "resume". Sorry Lucas, no bird seed.