Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

"Feel the Wern!" :c:c:c

He opened his diatribe with the title "Bitches." Just... man.

I wish this thread was higher in the google results for his name.
Are you saying you want Lucas Werner the 36 year old man to pop up more?
I think you are asking to have google list Lucas Werner higher?
Let me confirm you want Lucas Werner's thread to be on google search?
If so I agree Lucas Werner's thread should be here to keep people informed of Lucas Werner's actions.
 
I tried to read that tirade and lost a few brain cells, sadly some were crucial as I've lost the ability to blink now, and I'm pretty sure my right thumb doesn't work anymore.

For no reason he claims Sanders is being supported so people can date? I'm lost for someone he is so fond of he's claiming the supporters are pretty much only into him to hook up and it's like a giant speed dating orgy at rallys.

Feel the Wern... he literally said this. Didn't he JUST get laid too? And he's already back to wizard level rage.
You have a hard time with reading that than watching Calvin's vids? I'm starting to worry about you, man. (:_(
 
A lot of people here are saying that this special little snowflake would have a better chance at getting some ass if he had some other things to compensate for his lack of personal and physical attractiveness, such as money, talent, a semblance of a personality, etc.

Here's a reality check. Who do most 18-year-old girls get wet for more --> Hugh Hefner, or any member of One Direction? (Considering they both have money, but Hefner has more)
 
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I think fearing him is self preservation.
 
View attachment 73798 I think fearing him is self preservation.
Well, If that ain't a straw man if ever I saw one.

Also, what sort of fantasy world is he living in he thinks Bernie is getting all kinds of pussy from millennial supporters? I doubt that the percentage of young girls willing to throw themselves at him is anywhere near the majority and also, Bernie is over 70. And married.

One could imagine that 'The Wern' is projecting onto Mr/Sanders a wee bit.
 
Are you saying you want Lucas Werner the 36 year old man to pop up more?
I think you are asking to have google list Lucas Werner higher?
Let me confirm you want Lucas Werner's thread to be on google search?
If so I agree Lucas Werner's thread should be here to keep people informed of Lucas Werner's actions.

In light of recent developments, I agree. I think people should be informed about Lucas Werner. I'd hate to see a young woman be taken advantage of by Lucas Werner. Lucas Werner is extremely entitled to women's bodies and I would not put it past Lucas Werner to coerce or even pregnancy-trap a woman. In fact, Lucas Werner reminds me of a few other cows here who dumped and/or cheated on their young girlfriends and wives once they got "too old."

This is the development I'm talking about. Sorry for the sloppy linkage, I'm on my phone right now. http://samuel-warde.com/2016/02/bernie-sanders-dating-site-crashes-form-influx-of-traffic/
 
In light of recent developments, I agree. I think people should be informed about Lucas Werner. I'd hate to see a young woman be taken advantage of by Lucas Werner. Lucas Werner is extremely entitled to women's bodies and I would not put it past Lucas Werner to coerce or even pregnancy-trap a woman. In fact, Lucas Werner reminds me of a few other cows here who dumped and/or cheated on their young girlfriends and wives once they got "too old."

This is the development I'm talking about. Sorry for the sloppy linkage, I'm on my phone right now. http://samuel-warde.com/2016/02/bernie-sanders-dating-site-crashes-form-influx-of-traffic/
Pregnancy-trap? Does that even work in the 21st century in an First World Country or see are the U.S. more religiously backwards than I thought?
 
Lucas Werner of Olympia, Washington, seems to think millenials who don't date him are Republicans because Lucas Werner of Olympia, Washington doesn't seem to realize that politics and attraction usually don't have a correlation with not wanting to date a man old enough to be their father. Poor Lucas Werner of Olympia, Washington.
 
Pregnancy-trap? Does that even work in the 21st century in an First World Country or see are the U.S. more religiously backwards than I thought?

It depends on the state but generally, yes. :(

Even if this hypothetical woman could freely and legally abort Lucas Werner's bastard child*, we must also remember that Lucas Werner is attracted to younger women because he's in a position of power over them. I could easily see Lucas Werner using a plethora of manipulation techniques to keep her at his side, then slandering her name everywhere he can if she goes through with it or leaves him.

*I'm not familiar with the options in Washington, where Lucas Werner resides. Specifically, Lucas Werner lives in Olympia, Washington.
 
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It depends on the state but generally, yes. :(

Even if this hypothetical woman could freely and legally abort Lucas Werner's bastard child*, we must also remember that Lucas Werner is attracted to younger women because he's in a position of power over them. I could easily see Lucas Werner using a plethora of manipulation techniques to keep her at his side, then slandering her name everywhere he can if she goes through with it or leaves him.

*I'm not familiar with the options in Washington, where Lucas Werner resides. Specifically, Lucas Werner lives in Olympia, Washington.
I don't mean abortion, I meant that the stigma on single mothers is in most of the First World Countries a thing of the past (or at least considerably lessened compared to the bad old times).
 
Do women actually throw their panties at Bernie Sanders and like, want to fuck him? Or do they just want to vote for him?
Because I haven't heard anyone say they want to fuck Bernie Sanders.
He's retarded and is incapable of understanding this simple fact. He is so desperate to be almost a pedophile that any interest in an older man made by a young woman means something like that to him. He has focused so hard on this tiny aspect of life that it dominates and pilots his brainship. The only other thing he has going for him is the fact he's too incompetent to know that going homeless out of autistic pride is stupid.
 
No 18 year old girl is going to lust after a mid 30's, overweight, pasty faced, balding, couch surfing homeless political speging dumbass unless she's a hooker and getting $200 to touch his micro penis.

That's not ageism or being conservative. It's normal behavior. But I guess when you're a full blown autistic retard who thinks it's ok to crash on strangers couches instead of getting a fucking place of your own to jerk off to jailbait in private...

Bet this guy leaves stains on every couch he lays on and blames it on the dog.
 
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