Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

His own apartment? What happened to the roommate?
I'd say the Creep is wanting to hide he is still living in a Mallon (LaPlante) step-down apartment for the mentally ill. I don't think he has been kicked out of the Mallon step down apt--yet.

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It could be possible due to his health he was placed back into 1 of the LaPlante's nursing homes. The LaPlante's own Mallon Place, Bethany Place and a couple more.
 
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Let’s say Lucas is dying or has been given a serious wake up call from a doctor. It could’ve happened months ago for all we know since he’s becoming more selective with the info he shares online.

A good example would be when he got COVID and was given a free room to quarantine in, internet sleuths had to figure that one out seeing as how he never addresses this.

Lucas for all we know could have accepted that he’s too stubborn to change even if it’s to save his own life. In this case he may be trying to shape the legacy of his final phase in life because it’s better than nothing
 
He could have lost his bed at Mallon since he was supposed to be in the shared apartment with more responsibilities.
If he did anything to make the other occupant(s) who seem to have been there first stressed, or he got violent, or he pissed on the floor and wouldn’t clean it, or fucked up the kitchen; he’d be SOL.
People are starting to think about winter as far as shelter is concerned.
 
My personal theories about Lucas and the lack of content:

Lucas gets stuck in little ruts, (or big ruts; one could argue his whole post-adolescent life has been a GIANT rut) and his behavior is cyclical. When he didn't have a phone, and he was in his period of posting signs autistically over-taped to every telephone pole and street lamp in Spokane, we didn't get any content out of him for quite a long time. And he didn't seem to make any moves towards getting a phone.

He doesn't have normal interests, but when he is focused on something, he's completely fixated, and he can get fixated and focused on some pretty boring things, to the majority of KFers.

Now, ever since Mallon, we have to factor the heavy dose of sedation into his behavior. At the beginning, I wondered what he did every day while he was at Mallon, when he started posting less, because Lucas is always up to something, but then I realized that the sedation and Lucas's natural laziness was creating a loop for him of sleep eat sleep eat sleep. One of the reasons he gained such an astronomical amount of weight in such a relatively brief period of time is likely because he ate extra helpings at every meal, and then trundled back to his room and immediately crashed.

Now, at some point Lucas deleted his YouTube videos. This was a big surprise to all of us, because Lucas had never really realized that the content was disastrous to his reputation; he was always kind of proud of it. At the time, I thought that deleting his channel was evidence of some sort of outside influence, possibly a therapist, because Lucas never seems very awake to the reality of how he's the most destructive force in his life.

Assuming that he is STILL taking his medication, I'm imagining that Lucas is still probably sleeping a lot. I think the recent talk about kidneys and passing out is obviously a combination of his diabetes, the medication, and his extreme obesity, but it certainly seems to be occupying some of his time.

Of course, living away from Mallon, Lucas is forced to be a bit more active, just by virtue of the fact that he has to procure and prepare food, and because we all know he's a bottomless pit, this means he's got to be moving around at least a few times a week to go buy food and cook it. And yet, we haven't heard much about this. Other than the spaghetti, we haven't seen much of this.

Assuming he's still living in an apartment, with or without a roommate, my main question right now is whether Lucas is sleeping his days away, occupied with some new stupid interest that we don't know about, or making a conscious effort to produce minimal content of the sort he's infamous for, in a bid to try to bore us into abandoning scrutiny of him. I personally think the first two possibilities are the most likely. But to be honest, I'm very unsure.
 
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I agree. He didn't get kicked out, but they made him stop filming the inside shortly after he posted the move in videos of the kitchen. He's a pansy so he's shit scared of the Mallon staff, so we won't see his accommodations ever again.

He's probably super sedated and actually dying. His kidneys are fucked, his diabeetus is uncontrolled and he's getting older. I wouldn't be surprised if he's almost catatonic most of the day.
 
I agree. He didn't get kicked out, but they made him stop filming the inside shortly after he posted the move in videos of the kitchen. He's a pansy so he's shit scared of the Mallon staff, so we won't see his accommodations ever again.
That's such a sketchy shithole they possibly got paranoid that he'd accidentally film something that could be used to shut down their grift.
 
I see Lucas is back to ranting about communism on facebook. the fatter and closer to death he gets, the more he blames the government for not solving all his problems for him
I wonder how long it'll take for him to claim he wouldn't be in his position if he was in canada getting in on all that socialized medicine. When in reality lucas being a lazy shit would end up dead waiting for treatment because he wouldn't push to make sure he got treated properly

Thats assuming of course that he didn't just die on the streets from the average canadian winter. He'd never last long in a homeless shelter here and couldn't just live in the woods like he dose in spokane and jump in and out of shelters. Only place he could even try to live outdoors would be the vancouver area cause of the weather - rarely drops below 0 for any length of time but is rainy as shit, but all the hobos gravitate toward east vancouver and hastings because thats where the majority of the locations that offer services to hobos and addicts are. Staying there would end about as well as skid row in LA would have. He'd be killed within a week. Sooner if he tried to pull his famous 'give me what I want or i'll report you to the cops for dealing drugs' being too stupid to realize vancouver is the largest heroin infested shithole in the world, most of the people living in those hobo areas are addicts and the moment those words came out of his mouth he'd be a dead man walking

Point being, lucas is incredibly lucky to be where he is, particularly in terms of being spokane. Its the mecca of WA for the best support for people like him in the state. If anything he should be thanking whoever catfished him to go there in the first place, as if he'd stayed in olympia, wandered off somewhere else in the state or left the state entirely he'd likely be in a far worse position than he is now

That said, his best days are behind him. He'll never be employed, let along in a stable manner, he'll never have a woman, a house, an actual roommate situation like he had with cyril, never have a place thats actually his, likely never go anywhere or have vacations or see anything again. At best he'll sit in a shitty nursing home or adjacent halfway house setup for the rest of his life, with failing health, no money, not even a dog or cat to keep him company (not that he should be around any animals anyway) . Hell he doesn't even have a tv or a computer to pass the time. His life as it is now is in many ways worse than actual senior nursing home residents. They at least lived a long life, had friends and family and hobbies all that and are active in their nursing home communities. At best all lucas does is wander the streets and go on psychotic rants into his phone for youtube. He's in his early 40s living like a 90 year old dementia patient with kidney problems. He really did peak in high school. His short time with cyril and working at mcdonalds are pretty much the highlights of his entire life. He has barely left two cities in WA in the last 20 years except for his trip to LA. Hell he never even played the board games he bought and even the ones he made he played a handful of times with literal mental patients and even then spazzed out and likely cheated to win. He reminds me of a scene cut from a ds9 episode where dr bashir gets back to his quarters, that had been occupied by weyoun while everyone was gone, found a weird collection of items like string, broken glass, picture frames and such that he collected and spent hours just studying like some kind of autistic. Thats the kind of mentality lucas has. He 'studies' people in weird ways, draws weird conclusions from it and then never actually does anything with any of it

Having said that, the saga of the wern isn't over yet, though I suspect its not that far off. Lucas will have at least one last explosive fuck you to the world in some form before his health finally fucks him. Its too ingrained into his character not to. When that day comes we'll know it and it'll be the signal that he's on his way out one way or another. On that note, when he gets to that point and finally understands he has nothing left to lose, if he is ever going to do something crazy, violent or go rapey predator on somebody it'll be then, because at that point theres no reason for him to care about the consequences. Thats when we should all be keeping a very close eye on his activities in case he starts giving indications he's going to do something to someone. Nobody wants this all to end with him trying to rape somebody or go predator on a little girl, or even possibly suicide by cop if he has enough of the unpleasantness of his treatments
 
Barring a sudden death or serious incapacitation directly preventing him from doing so, I find it hard to believe lucas wouldn't make a point of recording at least a few final fuck you videos to say what he really thinks about his family and 'haters' and how he's totally a victim and not a pedo so that he can blame everyone else for everything that happened to him. He's too much of an entitled narcissist not to. No way he'd deliberately let everyone else get the last word on him

The ironic part is that as much as he despises wernologists, when he does die we'll be just about the only people who notice or care at all. He has no friends, his family wants nothing to do with him, he'll never have a woman, hell even people he went to school with either forgot him or would want nothing to do with him. He never even graduated so not so much as being remembered at a high school reunion

This thread is virtually the sum total archive of his entire existence. Without it nobody would even remember he was ever here. Everything else will be forgotten. Hell at the rate he's going he'll die before his mother and his own mother will have forgotten him long before she dies. The best he could possibly hope for in the future is that years after his death some spokane high school kids come across this thread and turn him and his grave into some kind of creepy local legend, the kind of place kids bring their girlfriends to spook them in the middle of the night. Thats the closest lucas will ever get to the party - a teen couple fucking around on his grave after some teen flatbill tries to spook his way into his girlfriends pants. Maybe some sort of halloween tradition. If he's really lucky he might get the headless horseman legend treatment and teens will tell stories about the creep that used to wander the woods searching for his girlfriend and continues to do the same thing haunting the graveyard forever searching for his bae for all eternity
If you park at a Spokane bus stop and say "telomeres" three times, you summon him.
 
Yea sure, like women are sending him nudes. The only nudes on his phone are the ones he gets from porn sites.

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The Creeper was up early today. He posted this at approx. 4:30 am Spokane time. For someone that was so sick a couple of days ago that he needed to be hospitalized, he has been active posting to his FB.

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Yea sure, like women are sending him nudes. The only nudes on his phone are the ones he gets from porn sites.

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The Creeper was up early today. He posted this at approx. 4:30 am Spokane time. For someone that was so sick a couple of days ago that he needed to be hospitalized, he has been active posting to his FB.

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It's just head-scratching the way he steals these boring-ass memes from other people to pass off as his own, but... Lucas has ALWAYS stolen (plagiarized, really) "research", wikipedia chunklets, etc. from other sources to try and make himself seem smart, so I guess I shouldn't really be surprised.
 
It's just head-scratching the way he steals these boring-ass memes from other people to pass off as his own, but... Lucas has ALWAYS stolen (plagiarized, really) "research", wikipedia chunklets, etc. from other sources to try and make himself seem smart, so I guess I shouldn't really be surprised.
My personal favorite is that he actually prints shit out to read in his retarded rants, and they aren't even from Wikipedia. Like the one about gulags, he obviously took what the Goldsmiths LGBT club said and repeated it, despite multiple historians, survivors and survivors descendants disproving everything said and the school shutting down the club.
 
Has Lucas ever hired an escort or prostitute?

I firmly believe that Lucas has engaged the services of sex workers and would eagerly do so again if he could afford it. He would never admit to doing so, unless he was convinced the admission would gain him something he desired. Because of Lucas' "tastes" in women are specifically pegged to a youthful appearance and a petite figure, most sex workers who meet his ideal are simply going to be way too expensive and would probably pass on the opportunity to have Lucas as a client even if he did have enough cash. His only other option would be to find a young woman who was being sexually trafficked by career criminals, but Lucas understands those types of environments are way too dangerous for him to traverse.
 
I firmly believe that Lucas has engaged the services of sex workers and would eagerly do so again if he could afford it. He would never admit to doing so, unless he was convinced the admission would gain him something he desired. Because of Lucas' "tastes" in women are specifically pegged to a youthful appearance and a petite figure, most sex workers who meet his ideal are simply going to be way too expensive and would probably pass on the opportunity to have Lucas as a client even if he did have enough cash. His only other option would be to find a young woman who was being sexually trafficked by career criminals, but Lucas understands those types of environments are way too dangerous for him to traverse.
What's more pathetic to admit, that you engage with pros or that you haven't had sex since Bush was in office? I don't have an answer for that personally, but Lucas chooses the latter.
 
I miss the Lucas that made unhinged posters
Those and the videos offering to take women who are between the ages of 16-24 in Spokane to Red Robins. "Do you like gourmet burgers? Do you like all you can eat fries?"

We used to have some Spokane based Kiwis that would let us know about Werner sightings. They would see him walking down the street, swinging his arms like a gorilla. We haven't got any reports like that in some time.
 
Those and the videos offering to take women who are between the ages of 16-24 in Spokane to Red Robins. "Do you like gourmet burgers? Do you like all you can eat fries?"

We used to have some Spokane based Kiwis that would let us know about Werner sightings. They would see him walking down the street, swinging his arms like a gorilla. We haven't got any reports like that in some time.

I've always found it hilarious that red Robin is some extremely fancy high class restaurant to him. I love red Robin, but it's basically a steak and shake in a different building with a larger menu. It's fancy fast food.
 
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