Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

Wouldn't matter if libraries were open 24/7 and filled to the brim with Zoomer Bae, Lucas still wouldn't have the courage to talk to a girl.

Earlier it was the bars on Lower Post Street, such as Bistangos, Fast Eddie's, and such. Those were where the women are. Lots of age gap dating going on there. He even had people walking down the street whisper to him "Lower Post Street". He always talked about going down there and yeeting a bae.

Now, he is talking about libraries? Really? Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe he is banned from many libraries in Spokane. I never remember him talking about reading. Him being broke, actually getting a library card and reading books would be something positive to do. But he never does that. Only thing he talks about reading is the Bible and talking about all the verses that talk about greed.

 

[AnOminous]

Now, he is talking about libraries? Really? Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe he is banned from many libraries in Spokane. I never remember him talking about reading. Him being broke, actually getting a library card and reading books would be something positive to do.

If he went to a library it would be to be one of the nasty, smelly, mentally ill homeless people who now infest them and jerk off to porn on the public computers. Or in Lucas's case, other people's kids too.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

I now have two fat pedophiles named Lucas that I really don’t like.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas has really amped up his autism since the Orchards went down. Lots of moooing and reeeing and his new profile picture. Lots of awful looking meals he is cooking. I am wondering if the cow is off his meds. I can post more later.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has really amped up his autism since the Orchards went down. Lots of moooing and reeeing and his new profile picture. Lots of awful looking meals he is cooking. I am wondering if the cow is off his meds. I can post more later.


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That picture makes him look all kinds of mental. Not to mention he looks like he's pushing 60. I have no idea why he would think taking a picture with a piece of toast in his mouth like that would be a positive thing, shows how little capacity to think rationally he has

So if he's back on a toasterbortion tier food kick I wonder how long it'll be before we start seeing dishes like progesteroni & cheese (only with the finest high end aged cheese of course) and queef stroganoff

 

[Pump Meat]

Lucas has really amped up his autism since the Orchards went down. Lots of moooing and reeeing and his new profile picture. Lots of awful looking meals he is cooking. I am wondering if the cow is off his meds. I can post more later.


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Meds can only slow him down for a time, the predatory and malignant narcissism of his soul will claw through it eventually and resurface. Only in death will his appetite find satiation.

It's great to be back BTW.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Lucas still hasnt dont anything much in months has he? At least kiwifarms seems to be back now (fingers crossed)

 

[WonderWino]

He posted another video. and he's still pissed about the dislikes and being criticized, and is bitching about not having money again. Its totally due to the 'labor crisis' and everyone elses fault for not getting back to him to give him a job. and he's clearly confusing sarcasm from the outcast owls with 'stupid questions'

and holy shit at that angle, make him look like an alien

'If you want to make fun of me shit you' is one of the oddest insults i've heard him make

 

[VoidFace]

He posted another video. and he's still pissed about the dislikes and being criticized, and is bitching about not having money again. Its totally due to the 'labor crisis' and everyone elses fault for not getting back to him to give him a job. and he's clearly confusing sarcasm from the outcast owls with 'stupid questions'

and holy shit at that angle, make him look like an alien

'If you want to make fun of me shit you' is one of the oddest insults i've heard him make

Maybe we will start getting more content. He seems less sedated than before, more back to his “normal” self.

 

[WonderWino]

Maybe we will start getting more content. He seems less sedated than before, more back to his “normal” self.

Yeah it could be. That definitely came off alot more like old unhinged lucas than he has in a long time. Either his meds aren't working as well as they used to or his dosage has been lowered or he's off of them. If only lucas starts to resurface its only a matter of time before theres some kind of outburst. He is clearly not pleased about his situation at all. Resentful angry wern is best content wern

The beast might be starting to awaken

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Won't let me embed, but here's a better look at his aFARTment and some Wern bitching. He's ramping up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p4t2gsGkSiA

 

[WonderWino]

Won't let me embed, but here's a better look at his aFARTment and some Wern bitching. He's ramping up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p4t2gsGkSiA

Just a heads up, if you remove the m. at the beginning of the link it'll get rid of the mobile stuff and should allow you to embed

That is by far the best apartment he's had since he was living with cyril, and yet he is still complaining about it (and of course bragging about how its worth 1400 a month)

Its also interesting he admits he has a roommate in that apartment, which he didn't sound very happy about. I wonder if thats part of the reason he's getting worked up again. Lucas doesn't do well with roommates historically

Yeah i'm thinking he's starting to work himself up again

EDIT: looks like the wern is on a roll tonight:

Poor widdle wernie is sad because he doesn't get to have sushi as often as he wants

He's really looking rough. He is back to calling himself a democrat as well. So much for the 'i'm not a democrat! i'm a socialist! i'm a communist!'

He's big mad about not having money and not getting to eat what he wants

and fucking lol at lucas thinking he can get people to pay him $20 - $50 to read other mens love letters to women. He thinks he can scam people out of money and (and he thinks he is being super clever here) he thinks he can then use the stuff he learns from said letters to try to convince a zoomer bae to date him. Its a literal they won't tell me how to yeet a bae so i'll trick them into revealing their secrets to yeeting a bae and all make them pay for it! teehee! i'm such a genius! moment

 

[Stinkyboy]

Bro’s shaking so bad even the internal stabilizer can’t keep up

 

[Da Dude123]

Now the autistic cow is really starting to get upset about the phantom gigglers. The laugh reacts are hurting his feelings. He will block any and all bigots who laugh at his posts that are not humorous in nature. And you want to be his FB friend? $20 in the cash app! You want to be unblocked $20 in the cash app! Moooo!

This site is still running like shit. I am grateful it is back but it is annoying that it is harder to document autists like Lucas Werner and Russell "the face" Greer. All thanks to those troons reeeing and moooing.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I haven't popped in here in a while and holy hell, was taken back tbh. He looks SO bad right now. Last I saw was right befor the kidney saga and yeah, hes gained weight but that's expected.

In these new videos he just looks like he is rottig. The lighting is bad but you can easily rell that his skin looks horrendous. His eyes have deep bags and his lids heavy. His hair is the worst that I've seen it in some time despite having acess to an apartment and running water. Now, I dont think he will die anytime soon because lowcows like Lucas tend to be good at defying the odds, but he is simply looking vile in these new videos...

 

[Stinkyboy]

Aren’t all his posts humour?

 

[WonderWino]

Now the autistic cow is really starting to get upset about the phantom gigglers. The laugh reacts are hurting his feelings. He will block any and all bigots who laugh at his posts that are not humorous in nature. And you want to be his FB friend? $20 in the cash app! You want to be unblocked $20 in the cash app! Moooo!

This site is still running like shit. I am grateful it is back but it is annoying that it is harder to document autists like Lucas Werner and Russell "the face" Greer. All thanks to those troons reeeing and moooing. View attachment 3700645

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So its not just the downvotes that drive him mental, its literal laughing emojis. Yeah his mental problems are definitely ramping up. Whatever meds he is on are clearly not sufficient. It shows how insecure he is and how much he hates being laughed at for his stupidity and i'm willing to bet it isn't just about that either. No way his reaction to that emoji isn't somehow tied in with the crazy and the voices. Everything he said there gives off major 'they're laughing at me! why are they laughing at me?! I can't take it anymore stop laughing at me!' schizo vibes. I wouldn't be surprised if seeing those reactions gets the voices on the wind criticizing him about how everyone laughs at him and will never take him seriously. I also wonder if that reaction might be another indication toward some autistic tendencies, in the sense that his annoyance at using that laughing emote 'on things that aren't humor' confuses him, makes him wonder why people are doing that and if he said or did something funny, which starts to get him paranoid and frustrated about his behavior

That said, he better be careful trying to use fb friend requests as a way to get money out of people. fb is one site that doesn't tolerate people doing that and a fair number of people have been banned from the site over the years for trying to do it

If this is how he's been behaving recently and he's starting to revert to psycho hobo wern his roommate mustn't be too pleased with him by now. He doesn't do well with roommates at the best of times, let alone when he's angry and frustrated. He better be careful about keeping the crazy reigned in or he's asking for an incident that'll get his ass tossed on the street again. With winter coming up no less

and that you will learn how to treat me! stuff is a massive red flag and exactly what i'd expect out of a controlling, manipulative abuser. Its right up there with his i'm not doing anything I shouldn't be! I define me! shit he tried to pull in that one video

 

[Twrx]

Claims he doesn't care what people think, but cries about dislikes and comments he finds mean. Fucking hilarious that the freak is ranting about how horrible it is that women don't have control of their bodies, while also believing he should be handed a child to molest. Well not so much hilarious, and more so horrifying. He doesn't view women as people, he views them as a pocket pussy that he expects to do anything and everything for him. A mommy that is a hole and a child that will take care of him. Wonder how long this supposed pro work attitude is going to last this time. Would rather be treated like livestock, over how he would treat a woman.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So nice to see Lucas has begun to show cracks in his armor again. Strangely, the down time has been a net benefit for us as a lot of the cows started posting more freely thinking we were gone for good.

I am of the opinion Lucas has started to skip his meds and it's only a matter of time before we see classic Wern in action. That is if all his health issues don't lead to his early death. He looks like hell in that latest video.

Good to be back with fellow Wernologists.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas and 99% of the people who have threads here just prove that the orchards don’t really play a role in their lives; they act bizarre without being prompted.